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GENZOMAN β The New Death Star
Published: 2012-10-30 23:56:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 88554; Favourites: 2935; Downloads: 3328
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you know that Disney bought Lucas Films and they are planning to do a new star wars film in 2015? Just wondering how the new Death Star could look
I must Say that I love Star wars and I love Disney, so IΒ΄m in awe!!
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EMPEROR: "Vader! How is my favorite sith?"
VADER TALKING REALLY FAST: "Oh finally I got to you! you wonβt believe it so they attacked and I was trying and I lost Darth Maul, Darth Revan-"
EMPEROR: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa just slow down."
VADER: "They turned the Death Star into Mickey Mouse!"
EMPEROR: "Huh?"
VADER: "THEY TURNED THE DEATH STAR INTO MICKEY MOUSE!"
EMPEROR: "What do you mean, 'they turned the Death Star into Mickey Mouse?'"
VADER: "They did it up! It's Mickey!"
EMPEROR: "FΒ₯%K! AH F^=K! F]{K! F\]<<+K!!!
VADER: "THEY DISNEY-fied IT!"
EMPEROR: "Who's 'they'?"
VADER: "Kathleen Kennedy!"
EMPEROR: "What the hell's a Pathleen Bennetty?!
VADER: "Some bitch!"
EMPEROR: "*sigh* Oka- okay so who's left?
VADER: "J-just me."
EMPEROR: "Are you shitting me?! Well where are you?"
VADER: "IDK I've been trying to get a signal for two weeks!"
EMPEROR: "Wait a sec, you've been flying around for 2 weeks trying to get a signal? Ugh, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon!"
VADER: "WELL NO SHIT, YOU FOUND ME BURNT UP WITH NO LIMBS ON MUSTAFAR!
EMPEROR: "Oh oh oh, Im sorry, i thought my "dark lord of the sith" could protect a small thermal exhaust port that only two meter wide! THAT THING WASNT EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET! Do you- do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?"
*phone rings*
EMPEROR: "Ugh hang on I got another call...*changes line* WHAT IβM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!"
BUD: "Uh, hey man me and the guys just going to get lunch. You want something?"
EMPEROR: "Oh... oh well- well are they going?"
BUD: "Subway"
EMPEROR: "Oh. alright uh. just get me a turkey club."
BUD: Aight. What side?
EMPEROR: "Uhh coleslaw I guess, I-Im not even gonna eat it."
BUD: "Aight."
EMPEROR: "W-wha- what are you getting?"
BUD: "A BLT."
EMPEROR: "Ah,you see I always order the wrong thing."
BUD: "Well I'll get you one instead of the turkey."
EMPEROR: "No, no, no I'll just stick with that. Okay by-"
BUD: "Drink?"
EMPEROR: "Wait what?
BUD: "What do ya want to drink?"
EMPEROR: "Oh uh cherry coke."
BUD: "Got it. Be back in 20."
EMPEROR: Thanks changes line back to vader sorry 'bout that...
VADER: "We could rebuild it."
EMPEROR: "What?"
VADER: "Just rebuild it?"
EMPEROR: "Oh oh "just rebuild it"? Oh- real- real fucking original! And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole? You?!? You got an ATM on that Torso Lite Brite?"
VADER: "Hell I dont know! you built the damn suit!"
EMPEROR: NOW GET YOUR 7FT 2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMANE OR PANDABEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!"
VADER: *starts crying*
EMPEROR TO FRIENDS: "Oh jeez hes crying!" friends start laughing "He- hey hey hey heyyy. c'mon. c'mon dont do that. just- just, look ya know I'm just dealing with a bunch of crap right now. Death Star turned into Mickey Mouse by a bunch of f~%king bitches you know? I didnt mean to snap."
VADER: "Its just- its just- ive been flying for so long, the prequels, and Clone Wars series, and Obi-Wan.."
EMPEROR: Oh- oh okay lo- just- just get back here.. okay... okay...bye."
VADER: "I love you, boss."
EMPEROR: ...I-I.... I love you too..."
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Yeah, the Disney cannon sucks massive dick
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You are correct. It sucks balls and dicks.
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Turns out the new "Death Star" is the Star Killer Base. XDD
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and now, YEARS after this was posted.... LMAO
episode 7 was way too predictable -.-
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Now it REALLY looks threatening. The mouse empire is even destroying it's self.Β
Next target, Jungle Book and Pete's Dragon. "You may fire when ready commander"Β
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How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that.
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Oh just fly through the maintenance chamber, dodge the pursuing TIE fighters, destroy the main core and escape the explosion.
simple
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ha ha thats a nice planet ya got there! ha ha
mind if i blow it up ha ha!
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you called?
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Not you, Bill Cipher rip-off!
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you called for evil, and I have come!
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See true evil!
/δΊΊ β βΏβΏ β δΊΊ\ Contract?
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sure! what are the details?
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madokamagipoet.deviantart.com/β¦
madokamagipoet.deviantart.com/β¦
Here you go...
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well..the empire had to get SOMEONE to fund the new one....
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SURPRISE! They actually did a pretty good job.
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Ho ho ho ho ha ha ho ha ha ho ho ha ha ha ho hahaaaaa ~Mickey mouse
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Instead we got the even more badass Starkiller Base. An entire weaponized planet.
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I hate Disney for buying Star Wars! They cancelled Star Wars The Clone Wars (which was my favorite TV show)! Disney has messed up Star Wars! Star Wars was fine before Disney came along!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzβ¦
Personally, I have always dreamed of seeing Disney, and Star Wars come together, because I love them both so much.
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To late for that.
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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