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Published: 2011-10-14 15:31:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 6199; Favourites: 133; Downloads: 105
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or maybe its just blueblood they hate...oh DJ P0n-3, my perfect agent of mischief, please hit him, please hit him hard
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Vinyl: Awww but Tavi!
Octavia: No, I will not allow you to do it with my cello. *grabs a giant warhammer from thin air and gives an evil grin* This will hurt more.
Vinyl: *grins and takes it* I love you Tavi!
Blueblood: *whimpers* Mommy... *WHAM*
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: Not my cello! Use something else to bet him up.
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lesson, vinyl doesn't take crap from anypony
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Blueblood: Oh, yes. The street urchin that plays that screeching cacophony she so foolishly calls music. How about you learn some real music for once?
Vinyl: Oh, you want real music? Well, here's a real head banger for you!
Blueblood: NOT THE FACE!!!
Octavia: VINYL, NO!!! For Faust's sake, that's a genuine Stratrotvarius! He's not worth it!
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I wouldn't hit him with the cello, I'd hit him with a sledge hammer... Or actually I wouldn't hit him
I'd go mideval on his flank and drop him in a pit-o-scorpions, may drop the antidote... Actually I'll use venom less scorpions... Pull him out every so often drop him in a new pit of something
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Yeah don't hit him with Octavia's chello. Use the way of the Hulk. LOL
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When it comes to Prince Blueblood, less is more; unless we're talking about a bit of the ol' ultraviolence, then MORE is more!
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Vinyl, NO! *grabs cello* You will damage my cello if you do that *puts cello on ground and grabs a decorative warhammer nearby, giving it to Vinyl* Here, even more effective without nearly as much drawbacks.
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That's Octavia's cello! I don't want Vinyl to destroy it!
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Everybody's a critic.
*wham*
Take that critic!
Critic: Ow. My head.
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Vinyl Yes! Of course, I want Prince Blueballs, I mean Blueblood, to try his crap on Princess Luna and see how long he last. XD
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"Thats my new bass! I dont want to damage it!"
XD No one cares if he gets hurt, so long as the bass is fine.
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you know tavi's more worried about the cello than blue
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NO, WAIT!
What?
Use your laser eye beams instead.
GREAT IDEA!
....Mommy....
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You win all my internetz
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i think in japan theyre called lunatic eyes
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NO vinyl.. dont hit him with a violin...
... sorry.. i guess i went a little overboard and-
Hit him with a guitar instead! they hurt much more!
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O: Vinyl no!!!!!
V: But the guys a complete dick.
O: Yes, and thats why you his him with something that will do a bit more damage than my cello. Like a piano or something like that. I'll tie him down so he cant move, and you go get my piano to drop on him.
PB: Meep!!
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Just do it!!! do it Vinyl
very funny, great work
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*Potential Spoiler.*
Can I use this for a future chapter of Allegrezza?
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Aw shucks, I would be too.
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I have a funny feeling Octavia's more worried about her cello getting damaged than Blueblood getting damaged.
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I get the feeling this was inspired by The Vinyl Scratch Tapes...
Not that that's bad or anything. I like it more because of it.
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yeah, i re-read it the other day, might have had something to do with it
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