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Published: 2010-07-04 16:59:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 4691; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 323
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Once again I am uploading a cruddy motivational, this time of my favorite dragon spyro. For those of you that don't know what "poke the dragon" means it means to anger someone or something that is very powerful.DISCLAIMER: I do not own spyro or any of its characters.
P.S. Just because this pic is from l.o.s. does NOT mean I am a l.o.s. fan. I love the original spyro more but this motivational called for a scary spyro instead.
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Comments: 19
Why not? * poke*
*Bites hand off*
Whaaaaaaaaa-?! * slaps dragon*
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hmmm.*pokes the dragon*............*checks pocket watch*......any time now.
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Angel: Yey i poke the dragon
darkangel: no you didnt you just poke the mobile screen
angel: i still poked him
darkangel: XD
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Ehehehe.....I'd rather keep my hands...And arms...And face..
....Ah who am I kidding.
*pokes*
*turned into ashes*
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*pokes dragon*
Spyro: IMA FIRIN MEH LAZAR! BLAAA!!!!
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he appears at the final battle in Legend of Spyro: the eternal night
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spyro: *gives death glare before biting off head*
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*in stomach* OMGWTFBBQ!!!
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Spyro: >
Me: ...quit starin at me!
Spyro: >
Me: I said QUIT STARING!!!!
Spyro: >
Me: STOP...STARING...OR ELSE I SHALL KILL U!!!!!!
Me: FIVE...FOUR...THREE...
Spyro: >
Me: TWO...ONE... *Pupils shrink and eyes become bloodshot, starts to foam at the mouth*
Spyro: o.o
Me: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Takes out a chainsaw, turns chainsaw on, pours petrol on saw and lights it
Me: PREPARE TO DIE U LITTLE PURPLE ASS****!!!!!!!!!
*Charges at Spyro, screaming like a banshee being stabbed, waving weapon over my head and glare into spyro's soul as I charge at him*
Later...
Spyro: X_X
Me: HAHAHAHA!!!! YOU CAN't STARE AT ME ANYMORE, CAN YOU? BECAUSE I TORE OUT YOUR EYES AND SQUEEZED OUT THE JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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he he he he reminds me of what my dad tells me "DONT POKE THE F*****G BEAR" or some variant, usually when there was an extremly bad day had
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oh! me me! i'll poke him!!!!!!! i'm brave! he he... i'm kidding. great screen shot!
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Me: Ill poke him.
*Poke*
Me:*Comes back with no arms and no face*
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