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GR1M-R3AP3R-008 â What if RP Deadpool
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This is the spot to RP with Deadpool.Deadpool is Copyright: Marvel Comics
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Deadpool bolts up: Hold the mustard!
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Rapior: Easy, friend. Are you all right?
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Deadpool: you aren't here to take an order for a sandwich?
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Rapior: . . . No. Do you know where you are?
BĂŠl: *appears* And tell the other two that they can stuff it. If have to hear the word "taco" again in any context, I'm going to rip someone's head off.
Rapior: Other two?
(Include the dialogue, if any, of the two voices in Deadpool's head (only BĂŠl can hear them). I assume that's what they are; I don't know anything about Deadpool except that he's apparently crazy in the best away--so Rapior and BĂŠl have as much info to go on as I do. ^_^)
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Thought a: .....
Thought b: .....
Deadpool: .....
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BĂŠl: Much better.
Rapior: (to BĂŠl) What are you talking about?
BĂŠl: The two voices in his head. I don't know why I can hear them but they were getting on my nerves. And they made me hungry. But since I know you would object to just eating this guy, I simply told them to shut up. Never say I can't show a little restraint.
Rapior: I see... (to Deadpool) So it seems that you also play host to mental beings. I can't imagine having to deal with two of them, I can barely handle one without going insane.
BĂŠl: Hey!
Rapior: My temperamental companion is BĂŠl, the voice in my head. And I am Rapior, a traveling warrior. Who might you be? Any of you.
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Deadpool: what is this guy talking about?
Thought a: I dont know....
Thought B: Maybe we should....
Deadpool: Excellent idea! *Pulls out his Pistol and points it at Rapior's forehead....
Thought B: Um...ok. Not my idea
Thought A: Or mine.
Deapool: it was mine.
Thought a and b: Works for me.
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Rapior: 
BĂŠl: Hehe. So now we can eat this guy. Good. *starts shooting danmaku*
*the desert sands are stirred up by the danmaku*
*visibility is low!*
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Thought A: Now what are you going to do, you cant see.
Deadpool: He cant see me eiether.
Thought B: Dodge! Left! NOW!
Deadpool: Huh?
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*Deadpool barely dodges Rapior's spear-thrust with a cheesy-yet-still-awesome matrix effect*
*Rapior disappears into the dust again*
Rapior: (from somewhere) Nicely dodged! It seems you don't rely solely on your eyes. Have you faced other blind warriors before?
(BĂŠl is still using danmaku to keep the dust cloud thick)
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Deadpool: Any other ideas?
Thought A: i know he isn't talking about us, is he?
Thought b: I think he might be....
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*The dust settles, revealing Rapior facedown in the sand. Deadpool is nowhere to be seen*
BĂŠl: You think too loud.
Rapior: *picking himself off the ground* Ugh. BĂŠl, why in ZUN's name would you do that when I was right next to the target!?
BĂŠl: I got bored.
Rapior: Well, nothing left of him now. He was good fighter, unpredictable. He was clearly accustomed to battle; he knew what he was doing. Sort of...
BĂŠl: And now he's ashes.
(don't worry I know this isn't over yet ^_^)
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muzzle of a gun is at the base of his neck
Deadpool: Respawn FTW!
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(which one's neck?)
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(I mean BĂŠl's or Rapior's?)
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(Um...Rapior's, i guess)
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Rapior: (*surprised*) How...? *quickly ducks and does a spin sweep*
BĂŠl: Well that's bullsh*t. *begins charging energy*
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Deadpool grabs him by the ankle and hosts him up letting him dangle by his ankle.
Deadpool: NOw, i got a pinnate, where is my bat?
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Rapior kicks Deadpool's wrist with his free leg (HARD), causing Deadpool to drop him. Rapior lands on his hands and bounds backwards onto his feet. He's left his spear at Deadpool's feet, but his hands are one guard and he's in a fighting stance. BĂŠl lets loose his charged danmaku.
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*to the kick* Ow. *to the Danmaku* Owwwwwww!
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Rapior stands at the ready, guard up.
BĂŠl dives at Deadpool with a danmaku-blade (an energy-blade-type-thingy).
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Deadpool lights up both of them, on gun shooting at one, the other at the other one.
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Rapior dodges forward, diving at his spear (at Deadpool's feet).
BĂŠl takes bullets to the face.
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Deadpool, kicks the spear up, throwing his guns into the air, and grabs it.
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Rapior engages Deadpools in hand-to-spear combat.
BĂŠl clutches his face in pain, yelling and cursing. He would make a sailor blush.
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Deadpool jumps back, then pauses.
Deadpool: Why am i fighting with this?
A: Because he wants it?
B: And you threw away your guns genius.
Deadpool: Oh right.
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Rapior grabs the spear during Deadpool's moment of confusion. BĂŠl is still cursing.
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BĂŠl finishes his cursing. Deadpools is now cursed. (Curse of Pain: continual damage and pain (duh))
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Deadpool: ow...ow...ow!
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Rapior begins attacking with the spear. BĂŠl looks for an opening.
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*pulls out a flashbang*
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Rapior jumps back as BĂŠl lets loose another burst of danmaku.
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Deadpool dodges this one.
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Swerve is starting at him...
Swerve: .........Yep, that's Deadpool. Hey, Deadpool! Remember me from that convention? It's Swerve, yar. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't remember, since it was a while ago, but hey.
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Deadpool: Hmm? *thought bubble A* Do we know him?
*thought bubble b* Not sure...
*thought bubble A* Did we try to kill him before?
I dont know, but he seems like he knows where we can get some tacos.
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Swerve: Uhm... Sure, I can take you to get tacos. Why not?
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Deadpool: Sweet. Lets roll.
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Swerve led Deadpool into the Human Village.
Swerve: I'm gonna be honest here; If you attack anyone, then unless you're sparring with them, you're gonna get spanked. And I don't mean it literally. So basically, this is a nonaggressive area. There ARE areas where you CAN be aggressive, which are... Uh, mostly anywhere but here, I think.
((The joke is I met a guy dressed as Deadpool at I-Con.))
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Deadpool: Ok, no killing.
*thought bubble A* he's kidding right?
*thought bubble b* I think so....
Deadpool: Of course i am kidding, who do you think i am?
*thought bubble a* You said that out loud genius...
Deadpool: Oops.
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Swerve: *sweatdrop* The weird thing is I was thinking "I really shouldn't say that". However, if you kill people, you might not get your tacos, so I'd be careful 'bout that... Speaking of which, we're leaving the Human Village. We were just passing through, anyway. We're going into the Magic Forest where you can kill whoever, I guess.
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Thought bubble A: Hmm...good point about the tacos....
Thought Bubble B: and we are going to a place where we can kill things...
Deadpool: Does that mean i can kill him as well? Hmm....
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Swerve: *eye gleam* Not me. Besides, I'm gettin' you your tacos, aren't I?
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Deadpool: Good point.
Thought bubble A: Hmm, but i dont like that look in his eye.
Bubble b: well we can always kill him later
Deadpool: *singing* Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's alway tomorrow.
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Swerve: *sighs* Ah, right, here we are!
Swerve brought Deadpool to a shop stall with Sanae standing behind it.
Sanae: Hello, Swerve! Welcome to Taco Border-HOLY CRAP IS THAT DEADPOOL!?!
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Deadpool pulls out a pistol and aims it at her forehead....
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Sanae: O_O
Swerve: *pushes his arm down* Whoooooaaaa... SHE'S the Taco person! She serves the Tacos!
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Deadpool: o_o...oops. my bad.
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...
Sanae: R-Right... So, you want tacos?
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