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Harusarchus — Paintless and Pointless

Published: 2015-02-10 21:08:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 802; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 6
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Description "I'm begging you, my liege!" the con said while he stumbled backwards.
"You came back to join us 'Happy Flower'" Megatron said bugged "with your ridiculous name and an even more absurd painting that turns the decepticons to a cheap farce. I will no longer question your name choice, but that colour has to go."
Ever since Happy Flower came to the 'cons he feard that this would happen. He didn't even mind his finish being scratched or something, but the pattern, the pattern took him forever. He was so long on this planet, disguising him as a hippies bus, that he really became one. His deep, sadistic touch was still there, but also was this... disturbing peace-thinking. Which strangely improved his torturing skills (ok, maybe that was thanks to all the stuff he inhaled... or the hallucinations... or the voices in his head...), however, it became part of him and now he should just get rid off it?
"You can't do this, my lord, please! Have mercy!" he begged again.
"Mercy?!" said Megatron with a thundering voice. "You as a torturer in my order should know that I have no mercy for foolishness!"
"But-"
"I will give you two choices, Flower. One, you get a decent painting or two, you will leave this vessel. And by leave I mean you will be put offline. Permanently."
The hippie flinched and tripped and fell to the ground. "M-my lord! I can't leave your side, you know that! The autobots won't spare me after all I've done! A-and I know to much, you can't make me leave, my liege, I beg you!"
"That's what I meant with offline and permanently," Megatron said and made those words painfully long. "Do you understand?"
Flower wanted to reply something, but his mind went blank. Begging his master was pointless. He had no other choice...

"Y-yes, my liege..."
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Comments: 12

RazzieMbessai [2015-02-16 14:08:07 +0000 UTC]

That is a very tough decision... your life or your paintjob??

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Harusarchus In reply to RazzieMbessai [2015-02-16 16:20:03 +0000 UTC]

For him it really was xD

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shozurei [2015-02-16 06:47:20 +0000 UTC]

I feel sorry for him.

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Harusarchus In reply to shozurei [2015-02-16 16:21:49 +0000 UTC]

well, he's still alive C:

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shozurei In reply to Harusarchus [2015-02-16 21:03:10 +0000 UTC]

True.

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XenoPredDragon [2015-02-16 04:55:08 +0000 UTC]

Megatron even made him drop his joint! He'd probably need it to stress down after this procedure, but interesting knowing how well defined his paint job was, early of when he joining the Decepticons. I just imagine he parked up in some hippie convention, letting artists, air brush, art on him. That would've been actually kind of sweet, but I love this concept so much!
"Hippie convention"... My gosh, he literally is a real "hippie-con"!

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Harusarchus In reply to XenoPredDragon [2015-02-16 06:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, well only Megatron managed to do that xD
I think Knock Out would need to, well, knock Flower out and do it himself xD He just agreed to get it removed, but it would be impossible for him to do it all alone xD He'd just sit in his quaters crying, smoking and then crying again XD
Yeah, and no one ever expected that little bus to be a decepticon xD I think he was kinda 'sleeping' when he got his first painting, but liked it so he let others add more xD

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XenoPredDragon In reply to Harusarchus [2015-02-16 06:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Must have been one of the more painful procedures Knock Out must have done, all that lovely paint job, gone! Haww... poor guy.
Well Decepticons are known to draw in the odd-ones of the Cybertron world. That would probably be the carefree, hippie, attitude.

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Harusarchus In reply to XenoPredDragon [2015-02-16 16:49:24 +0000 UTC]

I bet he screamed like hell the whole time untill it was done and then he smoked something really hard to get over it xD

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kagetora4ever [2015-02-10 21:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Not the paint!

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Harusarchus In reply to kagetora4ever [2015-02-11 05:08:39 +0000 UTC]

It is paint or life! D:

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kagetora4ever In reply to Harusarchus [2015-02-11 14:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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