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1. Can’t throw any type of candy at anybody simply because I’m bored, they were there, etc.
2. If a computer/printer/camera is really slow, I shouldn’t randomly click buttons to make it go faster.
3. Staying up till four a.m. is a very bad idea (especially if it’s a school night).
4. I’m not allowed to put “crack Butter” (powdered butter) on my popcorn (it makes me hyper).
5. Quoting anime, TV, movies, game, books, etc. is only acceptable in school if the teacher isn’t talking/ can’t hear you.
6. When someone asks you to get someone else, you should get them; not yell down the hall, or across the room. (Especially not when they’re standing right next to you.)
7. Killing birds in the school parking lot should not be done…ever!!! – Dan
8. Lying about your age to get cigars, sexual favors, energy drinks, lotto tickets, or alcohol isn’t right and you really shouldn’t do it. – Dan
9. Bathing regularly is always a good idea. – Dan
10. Mickey Mouse is a good guy, don’t believer otherwise. – Dan
11. I’m not allowed to play with superglue.
12. I’m not allowed to poke the brain of anything during science dissections.
13. Sleeping during class is frowned upon…unless the teacher’s doing it too.
14. People shouldn’t give me pointy objects.
15. You should try to make a deck of cards out of notes….especially ones you have to take a test on.
16. Anthrax shouldn’t be sent through the mail….especially if it can be traced back to you.
17. Videogames do NOT count as combat experience and I should stop saying that they do – Chris
18. Almost anything that’s done in video games should NOT be done in the real world.
19. I’m not allowed to ask strangers random questions, but it’s perfectly fine for people I know.
20. I’m not allowed to hug, follow, talk to, etc. strangers even if they give me candy.
21. No matter what monkeys may throw at me, I am not to return fire, especially with the same material. – Chris
22. When arranging a drug drop-off area, don’t pick the police station…unless the cops are buying. – Bob
23. Don’t stand near the monkey cages in the zoo, bad thing tend to happen.
24. When running a country do NOT declare war on America. – Bob
25. I don’t have super powers, and I really shouldn’t try to prove that I do.
26. Never try to catch a falling person – Bob
27. If you work for the mafia, don’t question the red stains.
28. Don’t agree with me…I’m normally wrong.
29. Agree with me….I’m normally right. – Bob
30. Don’t talk in a foreign language….unless you know what you’re saying.
31. If someone says “watch this,” I should immediately do two things: first, get out of the way, and second, grab a camera – Chris
32. If you can’t pronounce their name, then they’re foreign – Bob
33. When at a traffic light and the light happens to be green, don’t sit there, GO!!
34. It’s fun to spray paint traffic light green – Bob
35. Don’t do anything to whoever is driving the vehicle you’re in.
36. When you’re driving your friend somewhere, at the slightest insult, go crazy and start swerving. – Bob
37. If someone is sleeping in the car you’re driving, you shouldn’t suddenly slam on the brake.
38. If someone looks dangerous, don’t flip them off. – Chris
39. If the last words out of your friend’s mouth are “trust me I know what I’m doing” then for the love of God don’t do it. – Chris
40. Always keep duct tape on hand; you’ll never know when you’ll need it.
41. I shouldn’t draw on my notes.
42. If you’re wearing Tripp pants, don’t sit on the chains.
43. On multiple choice tests, when in doubt, pick C...c stands for correct! (If not c, pick B, b is for Best!) – Amanda B.
44. Pencils don’t fly that well
45. Frigates are bigger than patrol boats, but smaller that destroyers – Chris
46. Chris can’t aim worth shit on Mondays…unless he’s given coffee.
47. A starfish isn’t a brain slug…even if that’s they position it’s in.
48. Don’t rape the star fish – Chris
49. When in doubt, set everything of fire. – Liana

Description
1. Can’t throw any type of candy at anybody simply because I’m bored, they were there, etc.
2. If a computer/printer/camera is really slow, I shouldn’t randomly click buttons to make it go faster.
3. Staying up till four a.m. is a very bad idea (especially if it’s a school night).
4. I’m not allowed to put “crack Butter” (powdered butter) on my popcorn (it makes me hyper).
5. Quoting anime, TV, movies, game, books, etc. is only acceptable in school if the teacher isn’t talking/ can’t hear you.
6. When someone asks you to get someone else, you should get them; not yell down the hall, or across the room. (Especially not when they’re standing right next to you.)
7. Killing birds in the school parking lot should not be done…ever!!! – Dan
8. Lying about your age to get cigars, sexual favors, energy drinks, lotto tickets, or alcohol isn’t right and you really shouldn’t do it. – Dan
9. Bathing regularly is always a good idea. – Dan
10. Mickey Mouse is a good guy, don’t believer otherwise. – Dan
11. I’m not allowed to play with superglue.
12. I’m not allowed to poke the brain of anything during science dissections.
13. Sleeping during class is frowned upon…unless the teacher’s doing it too.
14. People shouldn’t give me pointy objects.
15. You should try to make a deck of cards out of notes….especially ones you have to take a test on.
16. Anthrax shouldn’t be sent through the mail….especially if it can be traced back to you.
17. Videogames do NOT count as combat experience and I should stop saying that they do – Chris
18. Almost anything that’s done in video games should NOT be done in the real world.
19. I’m not allowed to ask strangers random questions, but it’s perfectly fine for people I know.
20. I’m not allowed to hug, follow, talk to, etc. strangers even if they give me candy.
21. No matter what monkeys may throw at me, I am not to return fire, especially with the same material. – Chris
22. When arranging a drug drop-off area, don’t pick the police station…unless the cops are buying. – Bob
23. Don’t stand near the monkey cages in the zoo, bad thing tend to happen.
24. When running a country do NOT declare war on America. – Bob
25. I don’t have super powers, and I really shouldn’t try to prove that I do.
26. Never try to catch a falling person – Bob
27. If you work for the mafia, don’t question the red stains.
28. Don’t agree with me…I’m normally wrong.
29. Agree with me….I’m normally right. – Bob
30. Don’t talk in a foreign language….unless you know what you’re saying.
31. If someone says “watch this,” I should immediately do two things: first, get out of the way, and second, grab a camera – Chris
32. If you can’t pronounce their name, then they’re foreign – Bob
33. When at a traffic light and the light happens to be green, don’t sit there, GO!!
34. It’s fun to spray paint traffic light green – Bob
35. Don’t do anything to whoever is driving the vehicle you’re in.
36. When you’re driving your friend somewhere, at the slightest insult, go crazy and start swerving. – Bob
37. If someone is sleeping in the car you’re driving, you shouldn’t suddenly slam on the brake.
38. If someone looks dangerous, don’t flip them off. – Chris
39. If the last words out of your friend’s mouth are “trust me I know what I’m doing” then for the love of God don’t do it. – Chris
40. Always keep duct tape on hand; you’ll never know when you’ll need it.
41. I shouldn’t draw on my notes.
42. If you’re wearing Tripp pants, don’t sit on the chains.
43. On multiple choice tests, when in doubt, pick C...c stands for correct! (If not c, pick B, b is for Best!) – Amanda B.
44. Pencils don’t fly that well
45. Frigates are bigger than patrol boats, but smaller that destroyers – Chris
46. Chris can’t aim worth shit on Mondays…unless he’s given coffee.
47. A starfish isn’t a brain slug…even if that’s they position it’s in.
48. Don’t rape the star fish – Chris
49. When in doubt, set everything of fire. – Liana