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Description Religion is Bullshit, plain and simple.
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oOoc-Zone [2012-03-18 17:09:04 +0000 UTC]

I hate religion too. Fuck religoin, live with bullshit!

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EIRivero [2011-05-12 01:52:08 +0000 UTC]

my friend this is kind of, well, disrespecful.

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Humorous-D In reply to EIRivero [2011-05-28 18:48:54 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the internet.

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EIRivero In reply to Humorous-D [2011-05-28 19:07:01 +0000 UTC]

you are late like, 5 years.

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deidaraawesomeness In reply to EIRivero [2011-11-26 07:18:49 +0000 UTC]

He didn't mean it literally you dolt.

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EIRivero In reply to deidaraawesomeness [2011-11-26 22:08:25 +0000 UTC]

thanks.

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dadawars [2011-02-16 10:10:16 +0000 UTC]

:/ lame

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Hyperion2009 [2010-12-01 07:22:23 +0000 UTC]

YES.

I'm sick of having to pretend to respect concepts or things that don't deserve it.

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thepopeofpoop [2010-10-10 00:20:52 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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ThisMechaJunkie [2010-09-28 22:30:27 +0000 UTC]

Suddenly I understand where that phrase came from.

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IbukiMaya [2010-09-22 05:03:28 +0000 UTC]

Way to be tolerant of other ideolgies and beliefs, people.

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Humorous-D In reply to IbukiMaya [2010-09-22 05:38:12 +0000 UTC]

Way to speak in vain.
Your message is worthless here. You should know this.

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IbukiMaya In reply to Humorous-D [2010-09-22 05:49:53 +0000 UTC]

If anything is being spoken or expressed in vanity, it is your juvenile comic. I may not agree with atheism, but I don't go around posting childish jpegs insulting other people's views.

It's funny, because I know how atheists hate religion for causing intolerance, but at the same time, atheists have a caustic attitude towards people of faith and make fun of those who are religious.

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Humorous-D In reply to IbukiMaya [2010-09-22 06:27:53 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* do you really want to do this? You are new to Deviant Art, I don't know if you are ready for this.
Honestly, do you want to challenge an atheist to an argument over the internet? You're only going to make a fool of yourself...
Ok. Don't say I didn't warn you...

First of all, I must release suppressed laughter at your ridiculous claims of atheism's evils. Ready for it? Ok, here it goes: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHHAhaHhaahaha *catching breath* HAHAHAHaHHAHahAha!

Ok, now to break apart your incredibly flawed "statement".
It is not uncommon for religious people to bring up Hitler. It is a shock factor argument method which you have used far too soon and in vain. Hitler was Catholic, not to mention you miss the point that not all Atheists believe in Darwinism. Though, granted many of them do. Hitler's actions were fueled by racism, hate, and cruelty. Darwinism says nothing about killing innocents. It merely suggests that if they are not fit to live, then naturally they die.
Your mind (as well as others like you who make these statements) draw an inaccurate parallel.

As for these various other heinous acts, such as child molestation and the virginia tech massacre are completely ridiculous.
Are you just thinking of horrible things off the top of your head and blaming them on atheists?
It looks like that's what you're doing, and it makes you look like an idiot who blindly blames.

Also, look at your source for information: "According to the Christian Science Monitor"
It's more than incredibly bias, I mean you're looking at a religious magazine for information about a type of person who defies their beliefs. Of course they're going to lie!
Not to mention, does this magazine have proof of these "facts"?
I'll answer that, NO IT DOES NOT.
For you see, it is propaganda. Look up the word "propaganda". Do it, you have the whole internet at your disposal and you give me a weak argument you read in a religious magazine (I say magazine, because I assume that's where you read it though it is completely possible you saw it on their website. Still that is beyond the point).

Moving on,
You say "The reason why there are so many killings by atheists is that atheists have no set moral code to follow. Because they don't believe in God or his laws, they make their own".

You say that so many atheists murder because they have no morals?
Also that they are forced to make their own laws?

ONE: There is a difference between morals in society and culture vs morals in religion and culture.
Just because one person doesn't believe in your god, does not mean they have no morals. They still function in society, and their own culture.
To suggest that your own religion and set of morals is greater than any other is not only ignorant (man I hate using that word) but it is also extremely pretentious.

Let me revisit this point in your argument:
"atheism is responsible for the deaths of over 150 million people, whereas religion has caused 30 million"
First off, even if there was a way to calculate all of the deaths caused by atheists sacrificially and religion as a whole (which is nearly impossible) not only would the atheist number be smaller, but the religion number would be considerably bigger. How many atheists have started holy wars? How many atheists have done suicide bombings? How many atheists have killed people in mass murders because of their "wrong" beliefs.
In the dark ages the church used to kill atheists and anyone who didn't agree with them.
Religion has caused so many more deaths than just individual atheists alone.
In fact, since we are on the subject of violence and religion. Did you know that a majority of prisoners are religious? Atheist prisoners are a minority. Look it up, it's completely true.

Also, you mentioned child molestation earlier... have you ever heard of Catholicism?


Your incredibly flawed and simple minded argument makes me wonder...
do you really know what an atheist is? Do you really know, or have you just been told by an uninformed/bias/ignorant/hateful religious person?

Let me enlighten you.
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in a god or gods. This does not always mean that they do not believe in religion. There are plenty of atheists who believe in the power of religion and that it has potential for peace.
Also, all atheists do not believe the same thing, we do not have atheist teachings that we force on our children unlike Christianity or basically any other religion.
We are only all linked by the belief that there is no god.
It is a small factor in the grand scheme of things. For you on the other hand, it is a big deal. To you, do is everything. So for us to not believe in him/her/it, then we must believe IN NOTHING! *GASP*

This is not true. We believe in other things, we believe in reality, people, experiences, and usually science.
Of course beliefs differ between most atheists. For instance a lot of atheists believe in the big bang theory. This is not true for all atheists.

Atheists are not a religion, they do not have the ties that religions do. They are growing as a sub culture, but making assumptions that they function like a religion is too soon. They are still a minority.

Not to mention that there are various non-religious types of people who are not atheists. Such as Nihilists and Agnostics.

If you read this, then I hope you've at least learned something about either the flaws in your argument/ wild accusations or that you shouldn't pick a fight with an atheist on the internet.

The End.

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Humorous-D In reply to Humorous-D [2010-09-22 06:32:18 +0000 UTC]

I've decided to post my half of the argument here.
It is a reminder of your failure.
Do not disgrace my image comics with your criticism unless you've got something intelligent backing it.
G'day sir.

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Phoenix667 [2010-09-17 15:37:49 +0000 UTC]

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Neko244 [2010-09-17 09:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Humorous-D scores another point!

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Sled-Storm [2010-04-20 17:10:05 +0000 UTC]

That ugtpwnd -something or another guy can go fuck himself. The people who lump Atheism as a form of fundamentalist institute are the same people who believe that George Bush Jr. and Senior are the same person...
Its just a fucking joke. If I see any mentally unstable psychotic, or as they like to call themselves, christian, make a swipe at Atheism, I'm not going to defend it. Instead, I'd make a humorous swipe of my own in rebuttal of my own. Its all just Ego-Stroking, Self-Affirming, Self-Denial.

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ugtpwnd In reply to Sled-Storm [2010-09-29 20:38:30 +0000 UTC]

I said "Atheist Fundamentalsts." Not "All Atheists."

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Humorous-D In reply to Sled-Storm [2010-05-01 18:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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Sled-Storm In reply to Humorous-D [2010-05-02 22:31:53 +0000 UTC]

Glad I could help.

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firesoul911 [2010-01-23 16:04:14 +0000 UTC]

You deserve applause! *claps*

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Humorous-D In reply to firesoul911 [2010-01-29 00:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you

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ugtpwnd [2009-11-11 21:10:37 +0000 UTC]

You know what's really Bullshit? Immature, Ignorant Atheist Fundamentalist who mistake moronic minorities for the real thing. The sooner you grow up and learn that people will always have different beliefs than you, and there isn't anything you can do to change that, the better life will be for you.

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JohnFaa In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-19 08:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol, butthurt ignorant.

Modern christianity is indeed hypocrital.

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ugtpwnd In reply to JohnFaa [2010-09-20 20:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Perfect example.

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JohnFaa In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-20 20:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Who, you? Because you do qualify many aspects of the "ignorant butthurt" person.

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ugtpwnd In reply to JohnFaa [2010-09-20 20:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Butthurt? Perhaps.


But I was referring to you being a typical Hypocritical Atheist.

Guys like you are so full of shit. You say that uphold logic over all else and yet you fail to grasp that "Lol, All Religious people are St00pid!!!111!1!!" holds about as much truth as your typical politician.

The sooner you idiots learn to accept that people think differently than you, the happier and simpler your lives will be.

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PrincessAirionna565 In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-28 22:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Dude, chill. Not all atheists are like that. That's a stereotype. There are plenty of atheists out there who are perfectly tolerant of religion and do in fact keep their mouths shut (and I try my best to be one of them). The only reason we usually lash out at people is when they do what you're doing: assuming you know everything about us when you clearly don't. In fact, it seems to me like you're being a hell of a lot less tolerant towards us than you're claiming we've been to you.

Humorous-D is making in-jokes for people who share his opinions, so they're clearly not meant for you. You can certainly press the back button at any time. And he's not trying to change people's beliefs.

Although I will admit this particular comic is a bit harsh.

P.S. - Your description of what you think we are is a much better fit for "Anti-Theism."

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ugtpwnd In reply to PrincessAirionna565 [2010-09-29 20:38:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm aware of that. I said "Atheist Fundamentalsts." Not "All Atheists."

I'm more chastizing this douchebag for being an intolerant twit and his fellow Anti-theits than Atheists as a whole.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-28 17:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Only 33 accounts watch this guy, I wonder why ...

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-28 20:50:33 +0000 UTC]

I geuss DA isn't as filled with morons as I thought.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-29 17:18:26 +0000 UTC]

There is Hope, but probably not a lot of Change ...

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-29 20:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Sigh.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-28 17:11:03 +0000 UTC]

"In religious terms I am an Atheist, and damn proud of it. I like to mock religion...It's not that I hate religion, or the thought of a god; it's that I see no evidence in a god, and I feel the (that?) religion is constricting people's lives. We only have so long to live, and everyone has only one life. No one should be able to tell you how to live it" .. except Darion Conwell, because if you believe in a god, you must have been forced to. [link]

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-28 20:49:49 +0000 UTC]

No kidding.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-29 17:19:46 +0000 UTC]

He wrote it himself ... unless he was lying.

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-29 20:33:36 +0000 UTC]

probably not.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-29 20:40:35 +0000 UTC]

You might find this entertaining: [link]

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-29 20:45:45 +0000 UTC]

you mean the comic itself or your comments?

Because your comments are far more worthy of reading.

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MasterOfPointillism In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-29 20:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Depends all on how one looks at it ...

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ugtpwnd In reply to MasterOfPointillism [2010-09-29 20:54:57 +0000 UTC]

It'd be a lot better if it weren't for his description.

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JohnFaa In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-20 20:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I am no atheist. Last time I checked atheists didn't worshipped pagan gods.

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ugtpwnd In reply to JohnFaa [2010-09-20 20:41:48 +0000 UTC]

My point still applies to people of all faiths. My own included.


Do you honestly think we're proud of bigots like those idiots at Westboro Baptist? Do you? Most of us Christians would sooner beat the tar out of them than normal, sane people of different faiths. We're ashamed of them. We hate them as much as you do, if not moreso.

Last time I checked, The vast majority of Religious people don't kill each over their beliefs as often as they used to. This isn't the goddamn crusades, we actually have brains now. We know better than that.

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JohnFaa In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-20 20:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, but as the other side seems to not enjoy such idea (at least based on most of the people I've met) I pretty much go along with it.

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ugtpwnd In reply to JohnFaa [2010-09-20 20:48:05 +0000 UTC]

Why?

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JohnFaa In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-20 21:00:47 +0000 UTC]

Because if civility is too much to ask, I don't have the obligation to be the "good example".

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ugtpwnd In reply to JohnFaa [2010-09-21 01:12:39 +0000 UTC]

I don't either, but that doesn't stop me.

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Nurgal In reply to ugtpwnd [2010-09-17 16:15:19 +0000 UTC]

"minorities" I lol'ed

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