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Idioluck β Steampunk-ish Assassin
Published: 2010-08-17 17:58:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 12069; Favourites: 214; Downloads: 235
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NO!it does not look as steampunkish as expected.
Despite having not played any of the AC games except the horrible PSP version for 2 minutes, I purchased $50 worth of merchandise yesterday.
No I didn't buy the games.
Anyway > I was watching last exile/bioshock infinite trailer and had the stupidest idea that it would be cool if there was a steampunk assassin to slash somebody's throat.
Also, i dont understand how ubi makes assassins seem noble in comparison to fucking popes
Also feel like doing desmond miles. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay if you read all the whole thing up to here, thanks so much,
and,
IF YOU LIKED THIS THEN GIVE ME AN IMAGINARY COOKIE.
THANKS!
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Comments: 49
Anything assassin is good in my book! Awesome drawing!
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Very good art, but it doesn't look THAT steampunk-ish
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a steampunk assassin, I just got to have it in my favorites
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~gives you a pop-tart instead~ i ate cookies sorry
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thats cool.
poptarts taste generally better due to more conscientious manufacturing and tighter quality control
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lol ur comment is fking long.
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Anyone else thinking we could have an Assassins Creed in Victorian Britain? And I dunno Desmond's family moves to America at some point.
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It could be someone on his mother's side remember only Desmond's mother was related to Altair so for that matter it could be assumed that her family came over any time during the turn of the century also the fact could be broughtΒ upΒ that eitherΒ Ezio's descendent who would marry into Desmond's bloodline through Connor could come from England not saying that Connor would marry a European woman but saying that one of his descendants would because remember the Kenways also aren't related to Ezio because Edward was the first to in his family to become an assassins
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victorian britain?
that be cool.
but id like soviet russia.
because in soviet russia...
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What we need is an excuse for one of Desmond's assassin ancestors to be posted in or move to Japan for a while. In feudal times. You see where this is going. NINJAS! SAMURAI! KATANAS!
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lololol
story loops in exchange for ninjaz lawl
sounds good
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a subtle blend of two very awesome things. I shall applaud you with a cookie. Two cookies in fact!
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"Oh my GOD! MY HAND IS BEING COOKED ALIVE BY THIS DAMN GLOVE! IT IS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL! WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO PUT A FURNACE IN THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
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Imagine he's in a fight and uses his hidden blade when suddenly the fire's out and he has to refill this thing with coals.
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D= the avatar talked to me o3o,naw,jk
anywats epicsawce is spilt on this art,have an imaginary cookie, IT's IN MAH STOMACH!!mwahahahaaaaI don't feel like laughing anymore...
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maaaaaaaan no moar cookiezzz
can i haz chezburger insted?
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o3o sorry,we're all out of hamburgers,Cake or Death =3= and the cake includes the following;
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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but... the cake is a lie...T_T
maaaaaaaaaan feels baaaaad man
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:C why does the truth have to be so true?
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o3o are you sure?I'll do surgery with roflknife on you o.e
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omg i love you that was delicious
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Eh... I dont know... Popes can be pretty lame in real life too ya know...
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LOL thats greaaaat.
If you decide to assassinate the pope and become an assassin,
call me and
WE GO TOGETHER.
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YAY do i recieve my imaginary cookie?
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In the name of the Holy Imperium of man, i present you with the Emperors holy cookie, thrice blessed by the Ecclesiarchy and Techpriests of mars.
Don't eat it all at once
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i appreciate your gift to me, Holy Messenger.
I will treasure the unique and blessed flavors of the chocolate chips over a period of fifteen years.
Do not fret, I will assure freshness.
Again, I bow in reverence and thanks.
Thanks dude.
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thanks dude.
What about my imaginary cookie?
Lol sorry.
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turned out awesome!! 
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Nothing to read? Oh you devil.
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