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Description Or maybe even "dead and abusing their 18 year old sister's body"

Oh Godot, your proverbs are terrible, much like this comic but quite unlike Phoenix Wright 3 (some clever linking there). Also Godot has always had a mullet like that.

And there's got to be a MILLION smarter and wittier titles combining 'Coffee' and 'Flirt' (or alternatively) 'Moron', but my brain isnt in gear at the moment and that can be a job for tomorrow.
"A Moccary of the Court" was one, but that doesnt really have anything to do with anything.

All the funny bits (c) the fantastically funny Eddie Izzard
Coz I feel like being a comedy hack, yes?

No spoilers plz, I'm only on the start of trial 4
Y'know, the one where everyone DIES
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OtakuFangirl1200 [2016-12-02 01:48:24 +0000 UTC]

*sees description*
I don't think coffee can do that...

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DraculaBelmomt [2016-07-23 06:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Try "supportive in the morning."

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SparkTheDog [2015-08-23 23:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Should've said hot. Or black. Or liquidy.

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Ballazan In reply to SparkTheDog [2015-12-12 07:22:57 +0000 UTC]

What about Pure?

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pwnerj In reply to Ballazan [2015-12-28 07:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Caffeinated. Filled with cream. Bitter.

Yeah coffee.

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SparkTheDog In reply to pwnerj [2016-02-02 19:01:59 +0000 UTC]

"Filled with cream" ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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pwnerj In reply to SparkTheDog [2016-02-03 00:47:44 +0000 UTC]

There's also the: Black, strong, and topped with whipped cream options too.

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SparkTheDog In reply to SparkTheDog [2016-02-02 19:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Damn it lenny face, you failed me

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pwnerj In reply to SparkTheDog [2016-02-03 00:47:05 +0000 UTC]

You'll get 'em next time, sport!

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Kurarukisoldier [2015-02-27 13:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh my fucking god

Fucking Godot that is not how you do it why would you do this

Youre more suave than that jfc

(meanwhile im trying not to cry from laughter in class)

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Gentleman-Chimaera [2014-12-10 19:55:15 +0000 UTC]

Sooo... Because I don't like Coffee at all...


...Damnit!

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4BritishBronies [2014-02-27 20:46:14 +0000 UTC]

'Or maybe even "dead and abusing their 18 year old sister's body"'

ย Objection!

In Trials and Tribulations Maya is 19. Witness explain this contradiction!

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Crimson-Hybrid [2013-08-28 05:04:22 +0000 UTC]

"I like my women how I like my coffee-- Hot and delicious."

Okay, that's it, I'm outta here...

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Kuraiyuri In reply to Crimson-Hybrid [2013-11-16 13:36:56 +0000 UTC]

XD That was my reaction too.ย 

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Crimson-Hybrid In reply to Kuraiyuri [2013-11-19 17:53:20 +0000 UTC]

xD

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DarkZero2109 [2013-06-24 15:02:48 +0000 UTC]

I like my women how I like my coffee: not too bitter, not too sweet, a blend of different flavors, all in perfect balance, and able to adapt to my different moods and feelings every day.

...And that's probably why I'm still single...

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Kitcon [2013-06-05 01:45:52 +0000 UTC]

(Still laughing at this very moment.)

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Wumpatrix [2013-05-05 15:54:40 +0000 UTC]

bahahhaha

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MasterRBG [2013-01-07 23:38:29 +0000 UTC]

A spoon? What the heck?

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Orbit135 In reply to MasterRBG [2014-05-25 01:39:02 +0000 UTC]

If he means up the you-know-what that's inappropriate talk in court!

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orangemarchstory [2012-12-25 21:29:32 +0000 UTC]

He shouldn't use that line again

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Phantomgal12 [2012-12-14 02:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Now c'mon, you've got to give him points for trying

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DrX-Raven In reply to Phantomgal12 [2017-06-05 02:30:42 +0000 UTC]

GUILTY

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FunDrawDude [2012-09-30 16:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!! XD

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thami67 [2012-09-23 08:47:50 +0000 UTC]

I like my women like my coffee, HOT!

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Iamakim [2012-09-08 05:41:09 +0000 UTC]

*slow clapping* smooth Godot smooth

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TheBlackerBaron [2012-09-02 05:37:58 +0000 UTC]

I like my women how I I like my coffee, wet.

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TheBlackerBaron [2012-09-02 05:37:13 +0000 UTC]

I like my women how I like my coffee, wet.

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zemimsky [2012-08-21 20:00:53 +0000 UTC]

this this was seriously amazing !!

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ClearFog [2012-08-17 22:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Lolz xD

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LinkKisser [2012-08-06 20:57:30 +0000 UTC]

i smell a dick joke.....XD

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TantricToza [2012-08-06 17:26:39 +0000 UTC]

* I am sure by now this has already been said but I can't help my self*

" I like my women like I like my coffee.... COVERED IN BEES!!"

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OtakuFangirl1200 In reply to TantricToza [2016-12-02 01:51:09 +0000 UTC]

I was looking through the comments section and seriously you get the award for crackiest pickup line.

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TantricToza In reply to OtakuFangirl1200 [2016-12-03 04:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but I cannot take credit. It was written by my favorite comedian Eddie Izzard.

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OtakuFangirl1200 In reply to TantricToza [2016-12-03 19:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, I need to watch his stuff because a lot of people mentioned him in the comments XD

(Award still goes to you though. Because I say so.)

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TantricToza In reply to OtakuFangirl1200 [2016-12-10 19:00:17 +0000 UTC]

ย 

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OtakuFangirl1200 In reply to TantricToza [2016-12-10 19:41:11 +0000 UTC]

^-^

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TheAntsaBoy94 [2012-08-04 11:45:04 +0000 UTC]

Phoenix`s face`s clues=This comic`s price

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CitrineG [2012-07-31 20:47:31 +0000 UTC]

.....what?

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Wintenso [2012-07-24 10:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Me too!

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duntask [2012-05-16 04:21:49 +0000 UTC]

I still will never understand how she's able to do that boob thing, still, epic funny comic bro

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Orbit135 In reply to duntask [2014-05-25 01:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Lucky too much of her boobs aren't exposed, although I read on the wiki when Pearl channels her she always seems to have her arms crossed probably to avoid a little girl's top completely opening up.

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MagicalPokomiChan [2012-02-15 11:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh, almighty creator of this comicc *bows*
I feel like creaing a religion based entirerly around this awesomeness.

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Jshauk [2012-01-22 17:46:38 +0000 UTC]

.......what.......hahahahahahah

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PrinceMarsLowell [2012-01-02 01:24:18 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! LOL That was hilarious!

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NobleNeon [2011-11-20 18:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, Eddie Izzard. Good show.

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yoshboxgrl [2011-09-08 23:19:00 +0000 UTC]

LO FREAKING L!

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yehcole [2011-09-07 23:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Ffffff wish I didn't lost Phoenix Wright 2 and found Phoenix Wright 1.
But still have the 3 yeeeeeeeeeeeh and a broken DS >:I.
Did the trials bazillion of times.
Need new trials.
New challenges.
More weird hairstyles.

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yumiuzumaki28 [2011-09-07 17:34:34 +0000 UTC]

I was waiting to read 'in a plastic cup.'
When I read the next panel a little bit of me died inside.

Never the less it was still hilarious.

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WriterOfBooks [2011-09-07 02:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of a comparison I made once:
Friends are like cats. They're small, furry, and they have really long tails.

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