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Iyzeekiil β The weighted Companion Cosmo
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Am I the only one who wishes Cosmo was in the Comics?I mean that basically sums it up. She'll never threaten to stab, or in this case slap and completely assassinate him.
Mina..I dunno that pairing was just done just so the fans can be rest assured Tails had intercourse when he is an adult.
Also, how can he have sex with a plant? Well if a Chipmunk and a hedgehog can have separate types of babies, I can see this one working.
This universe obviously just makes babies with any animal as long as it has a Vagina. But I digress.
This quote is paraphrasing Glados from Portal 1 telling Chell about the weighted companion cube.
" The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak"
Anything for a portal reference for me X3
This, like my Mortal Kombat picture, is not addressing any issue in the comic, its just another joke......
.........though the comic is getting....pretty bad......
Enjoy X3
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I will admit, I had a good laugh from this, and I'd have to agree, why isn't Cosmo in it, just a lousy cameo in the X comics.
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Cosmo never had the chance to be in the comics. She was a character created by TMS for the anime, so Archie could never use her in the main comic. Also, adapting her to the Archie series would require retelling her entire story, which was already told in the anime. And if she survived in their retelling, what would she contribute to the series onwards? Tails (like Sonic) can't be in a relationship, so what would be the point in keeping her?
Honestly, her being an exclusive character is probably for the best.
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In sonic X comic archie sonic comic,they even make chris,elise had a cameo,they just never,ever that cosmo make appearence
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*burns comic*WHY IS THERE NO COSMO IN THE ARCHIE COMICS!!!! Β
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yeah, normally i enjoy Tails x Mina, but then again, sonic X is a different dimension sooo... 
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I too, wish she was in the comics. She got relegated to two lousy cameos in X. Two Cameos. What the flippidy-do-dah-day, Archie?
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If you haven't noticed, Archie isn't exactly good at makes decisions that make sense
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Not all the time. When they do make good decisions, they tend to be nice. Like how Eggman and Wily work together in Worlds Collide. Best villain team up in a long time.
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That's funny. EVERYONE else is in the comics... except her.
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Even fucking Honey the cat gets in there. Or hell EVEN A GLITCH
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Exactly. Priority, please, Archie! Games and TV first!
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She's not a SegaSonic character. She's a Sonic X original.
She popped up in the Sonic X comics but that's all she'll ever be seen in.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S BULL! Feels badman.
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I still love the pic though!!!
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I miss Cosmo. I think she was an awesome character who deserved to be in the comics.
Maybe not the games, but the comics.
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They have added so many new characters to the comic that for Cosmo to do an apparition in it it's only a matter of time. However I wish they make a good story to introduce her because the sonic X story is a little bid disappointing.
".........though the comic is getting....pretty bad......" I don't know for me the comic got more interesting since Eggman is again a treat to mobians like in old times.
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I meant recent issues...
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You deserve the Nobel prize
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Yeah, I seriously wish Cosmo were in something else. Preferably the games. Tails should get his own game in which he takes Sonic's place as the hero and either tries to rescue Cosmo or has her as a secondary character. I just want to see some more Cosmo! Plus, she deserves a game appearance for the sake of her and Tails' popularity and because she's like the only non-human character not even referenced in a game yet.
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"Tails should get his own game in which he takes Sonic's place as the hero"
that is already done but no sonic or other mobian characters in those games (tails skie patrol and tails adventure, sega game gear)
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I know that. Β Those games were horrible. XD Β That's why I said "where he has to save Cosmo or where she is a secondary character in the game". Β Cosmo was only seen in the anime, but all fans of the anime were devastated at her fate and want more of her. Β I think she was too good of a character to leave out of the games, and since it also allowed for a lot of character development for Tails, I believe Tails should get his own game with Cosmo in it.
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Those games were horrible ?
i still play them with an emulator and i have a lot of fun playing Tails' sky patrol
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Celebi's so adorable. :3
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Jiraya is so much agreeing with you. 
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Why do you ask? And do you mean draw something or what? And yes, Jiraiya is agreeing with me. I have realized that he always seems to be showing the exact same face I have in my mind when I type things, since most things I type I end up imagining as being yelled or said with total exaggeration. XD I LOVE MY AVATAR! And it's good to see that you even know who he is!
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Well, Naruto is a series I follow, ya know?
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Yup. Still goin' strong with the manga. Mangastream.com every wednesday baby!
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SEGA will not allow it; they think it would be too confusing for the readers to see a βSonic Xβ exclusive characters in a new continuity, that is why we will never see Chris Thorndyke or Agent Topaz and why it took forever to get Cream in the comics. They had to wait until the Sonic X comic was done before they could bring her out.
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Are you sure you want her getting butchered by Archie?
She was the only good character to come out of Sonic X.
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She's a sega character so she practically can't be touched....then again...
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Well, I would like to point out a chipmunk and a hedgehog wouldn't be able to have babies anyway, seeing as Sonic has no penis.
(and no, I've wished for her in the comics too, you aren't the only one)
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Eh, despite my hatred of the comic currently, I still ship Tails/Fiona. The reasoning is complicated. In fact, the first time Flynn showed up on my radar was when he completely destroyed Fiona's character.
Well, I don't think you'd really want her in the comic anyway. She was poorly written in Sonic X, they made her kinda bland, and the romance felt takced-on to make us actually care when she died. Characters with little, well, character tend to get destroyed even more by Flynn than others.
As for the kids thing? Plants don;t have vaginas. THey have sitgmas. Which are found in flowers. Which are on either side of Cosmo's head. Along with the male parts, anthers. Yes, they have both. How else could she produce fertile seeds on death? Which is actually a way that real-world plants spread seeds- by explosion.
In fact, before Flynn came along, Fiona was pretty much made for Tails. Kind, caring, smart with medical skills and low levels of mechanics, has issues that she needs someone understanding to listen to, and she just happens to be a vixen in the Knothole gang? The age gap was just there to actually give them an arc rather than Sonic coming back from space and finding that Tails now has a girlfriend. As for that arc, it was obvious: Fiona dates Sonic, they split up on good terms, Sonic goes after Sally again, Tails and FIona end up together.
But Flynn ruined it by turning Fiona into a bad girl for no other reason than he was too lazy to make a new character.
But hey, I still think "vixen slaps fox in the face, runs off with recolour, drops loads of hints to a heel turn that we'll probably never see but if we do they'll hook up" is a better love story than "gets thrown into lake, love spell makes plant act less wooden around fox, plant dies, fox becomes emo, no resolution given because the show sucked and got cancelled."
In all honesty, though, it's your opinion versus mine. Hell, you may have seen a few of my rants on :anti-archie-sonic:, so you might already know some of my opinion (My gods, that sounds egotistical). Each to their own, in other words.
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I am desperate to make a story where I can ecpand on cosmo cause yES she was pretty bland in SonicX. She could of had alot of potential. Never the less I just wanna do that.
But i agree. Though anything that is alive in Sonic has practically proven capable of giving birth. And..it was just kind of a joke. I wish I can rewrite Cosmo. I have such a need. Although I agree with your opinon, this was just a joke. And I understand, you arent an ego at all.
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Yeah. One of my friends, wanted to make her a Mobian, so he could develop her properly in his amazing reboot. Normally, I don't like the character, because she's boring in the official stuff, but I decided to help out. We debated over what species to make her, at first making her a manx cat (No tail, ears similar in shape the buds on her official self's head), who found a symbiotic plant that took over her body and drove her crazy, kinda like Venom, and she ended up falling in with Miles/Anti-Tails, though was not reall 'evil'. Just a lost soul.
Then she was a benevolent alien, that took the form of the same cat. I don't really know much about this incarnation, since he made it without my input.
Finally, she showed up as a monkey, probably due to the original's lack of a visible nose. If you read the series (Though it's rather long), you'll see what I would suggest is a much better version of the storyline for the characters than Archie, X, and even SEGA themselves.
Speaking of her lack of certain features, I came up with a mini-comic idea that I will never post because I cannot draw.
Cosmo: Why would anyone pair you with Tails? You're horrible! What do you have that I don't?
Fiona: 1st question: I dunno, it's cute, I guess. 2nd question: Thanks kid, I really need more self-esteem issues. 3rd question: A nose, a rack, and a lack of crippling weakness to weedkiller.
THanks. Want a link to some of the rants? You can find most of the good ones reposted in the club's blog.
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ive read some. And I would keep cosmo a seedrian, cause it is her defining quality.
I wouldnt go too deep into how they would have inter ya know.
I would focus more on making the character more interesting and fun
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Cool. OK.
I agree, I never do myself. I say it's going to happen, have another character comment on the "symphony of creaking bedsprings" from another room, then cut to the aftermath.
Good idea.
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Mhm. Sex is not interesting.
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I don't like describing it. It's too pervy for my writing, and at the end of the day, they're animals. Well, except Emerl and Nicole, but myself and another writer have actually shown them doing it: Emerl plugged a wire into the data port on him, and then into the one on Nicole. In fact, scene wasn't an intimate one either, it was played for laughs.
Emerl was tring to explain to Sally why she shouldn't hook Nicole up to him, without explicitly saying it would be robosex. He was too vague, and by the time he managed to explain, they were already plugged together. Emerl was very, very embarrassed.
However, that later became a plot point. It gave them a psychic link, which Nicole used to sense that Emerl had gone Ultimate, and later sacrificed himself. She was also able to use it to deactivate Super Gemerl's shield, allowing Super Sonic to damage him.
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