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JamesE82 — The Day after St. Patrick's
Published: 2014-03-18 19:13:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1310; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 18
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Abby: “Oooooh…”
James: “Abby, what‘s wrong?”
Abby: “My tuuumeee…”
James: “Your tummy? Oh, no, are you sick?”
Abby: “Yeaaaaah…”
James: “I’m so sorry, girl! Is there anything I can do?”
Abby: “No, I‘ll be fine…” *Belch!*
James: “Wow, your stomach must really be upset; your breath smells like… wait a minute…”
Abby: “N-No it doesn‘t.”
James: “Yeah, it smells like beer! And your tongue, is it green?”
Abby: “That‘s, uh, a symptom of the disease I came down with.”
James: “Abby, why are there a bunch of empty Beamish and O‘Hara‘s bottles next to your water bowl?”
Abby: “…” *Belch!*
James: “That’s all the answer I need.” 
Abby: *Snores*
James: “Never mind.” 
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Comments welcome, even if it’s to suggest that I roundup my cats and give them the breathalyzer… 
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I don’t know how it’s possible, but she’s 100% trouble, 100% mischief, and 100% red tri Australian shepherd.
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Abby: “‘He?’ I’m a girl! Arooo! 
No, Abby, stop that! It was an honest mistake, and I’m sure she-
Abby: “That’s okay, I see a kitty! Gonna chase the kitty!”
Wow… you want to take her for a weekend? I’m exhausted…
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lol sorry didn't know "he" was a "she" XD
and sure! I love puppies!!
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James: “That’s all the answer I need.” “Should I even ask how a puppy like you got a hold of all that alcohol, where you got the money to pay for it, how you opened and poured the bottles, why you-”
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Maybe the cutest we’ve ever had. 
Didn’t you say something a while ago about perhaps posting pictures of your cats?
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I still occasionally think about it, but I grapple with the answer.
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An idea just struck me: Say that Sovie and Maia got a pet cat. That way you can post pictures of one of your kitties and attach stories about the home life of the two supers as seen through the cat’s eyes.
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Aww, Abby. 
Hope you had a good St. Patty's day/week. (I'm not Irish and I don't drink so all I did was work that day, LOL!)
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Careful, or you’ll get puppy booze-breath burped all over you!
Mine was uneventful.
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Heh...I've about had my fill of Irish music for the next few months.
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Thanks, she was so tired she barely looked at me when I crept up on her with my camera.
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You are welcome and awwwwwww. She was really tired then.
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Well now she'll be chasin' the elusive leprechaun in her sleep instead of rabbits. Hope you had a good one.
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I never seem to celebrate St. Patrick’s; my day was totally uneventful. Did you do anything special?
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That day happened to be the first day of freedom from sleeping at my uncle's place for a month. But I'm still taking care of him and so only have the nights at home. I had too much stuff to catch up on at home to do anything. Will celebrate twice as hard on Cinco de Mayo. 
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I’d forgotten about your situation; glad you’ve gotten some more freedom, and I hope you uncle’s doing better.
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Like everything else with an overabundance of cuteness, the pup just looked up at the various inebriated passers by and let out a low whimper and whine until they drunkenly filled the waterbowl with their beer.
The Gudari Known as Hops: "Hayep. That's how the best of us do it." *sips grog*
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Don’t go trying to make excuses for her; that little monster knows exactly what she’s doing every time she pulls a stunt.
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I think she needs to admit she has a problem.
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If that dog wasn't sick, I'd give cute little Abby a hug.
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Getting covered in puppy puke wouldn’t be a polite way for her to thank you for the hug, so I’ll just read her your comment--I’m sure that’ll make her feel better.
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Not too hard, or she’ll puke.
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Thanks, and yes, hide it well…
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