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scifidude47 [2013-09-22 12:46:27 +0000 UTC]
If you're gonna be a stallion then...
YOU MUST MAKE ME A MARE!
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Java-Kitty In reply to scifidude47 [2013-09-22 15:12:32 +0000 UTC]
Because I would be the gayest stallion alive.
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AZ-Derped-Unicorn [2013-09-21 23:17:47 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least you look charming X3
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derpyhooves899 [2013-09-21 22:00:27 +0000 UTC]
part of me likes being a woman~ but my uterus ruined it for me , man powerz plz
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Java-Kitty In reply to derpyhooves899 [2013-09-21 22:03:12 +0000 UTC]
^ This.
Just.
So much of this.
Only reason I want to be a man. Is so I dont have to deal with my v****a bleeding every month.
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derpyhooves899 In reply to Java-Kitty [2013-09-21 22:19:07 +0000 UTC]
^this as well
men deal with nothing! NOTHING! so its not enough that if we are carrying a freakin' baby - no we just bleed for a week insteadΒ
haha totally not venting~
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Java-Kitty In reply to derpyhooves899 [2013-09-21 22:23:50 +0000 UTC]
I dont blame you.
Its like life goes to women "YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE A BABY AT 11? WELL THEN YOU BLEED FOR A WEEK WITH INSANE PAIN AND CRAVINGS!"
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derpyhooves899 In reply to Java-Kitty [2013-09-21 22:30:19 +0000 UTC]
life: here man , have a d**k that you can use by yourself or with friends! duel purpose action!
life: woman , you can bleed from your genitals if you don't want a baby every nine months, that is all >_>
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Java-Kitty In reply to derpyhooves899 [2013-09-21 22:41:45 +0000 UTC]
I WANT TO BE A MAN!
But if I was a man I would be gay....
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Java-Kitty In reply to derpyhooves899 [2013-09-21 22:55:06 +0000 UTC]
Not sure about the mustache part but the rest explains my life.
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Jayfeather20002 [2013-09-21 21:48:59 +0000 UTC]
Oh dear.
Are you happy with being a man?
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Java-Kitty In reply to Jayfeather20002 [2013-09-21 21:51:25 +0000 UTC]
Its hard getting used to all the new parts but yes :I
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Jayfeather20002 In reply to Java-Kitty [2013-09-21 21:53:38 +0000 UTC]
Can I be a man too? I hate being a woman. Then again, I like being a woman.. sometimes.
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Java-Kitty In reply to Jayfeather20002 [2013-09-21 21:54:30 +0000 UTC]
*Vomits gay magic on you* NOW WE CAN BE MEN TOGETHER! *Bro-hug*
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Jayfeather20002 In reply to Java-Kitty [2013-09-21 21:56:14 +0000 UTC]
OH GODS. BEING A MAN IS WEIRD. -Brohugged-
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Java-Kitty In reply to Jayfeather20002 [2013-09-21 22:01:35 +0000 UTC]
*Rubs your face* Now your face feels weird.
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General-Sedivh [2013-09-21 21:47:54 +0000 UTC]
*Hugs 5ever*
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