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JazzlasterBoris — Doctor Ivo Robotnik

Published: 2009-03-09 22:40:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2453; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 27
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Featuring Former President Willaim Howard Taft as Doctor Ivo Robotnik (not Eggman, you dolts).
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Comments: 70

JazzlasterBoris In reply to ??? [2010-09-28 22:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Well, thanks for studying beforehand.

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Master-of-the-Boot [2010-09-18 07:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, I may not know much about William Howard Taft but I know about PINESS

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Master-of-the-Boot [2010-09-19 12:25:38 +0000 UTC]

IT'S PINGAS YOU IDIOT GET IT RIGHT.

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Master-of-the-Boot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-09-20 02:03:38 +0000 UTC]

No need to get rude. I was referring to the other video.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Master-of-the-Boot [2010-09-21 23:01:35 +0000 UTC]

Wrong video.

Get out of my sight.

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execoot [2009-12-28 21:31:32 +0000 UTC]

Robotnik kicks ass.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-29 01:40:14 +0000 UTC]

He just needs chimneys to do so.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-29 01:46:05 +0000 UTC]

And some good stilts.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-29 01:47:53 +0000 UTC]

...And pingas.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-29 01:49:42 +0000 UTC]

And a wall of dicks.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-29 01:51:08 +0000 UTC]

...Or a wheelbarrow full of them.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-29 01:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Or an invitation to a TV show.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-29 06:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Or tomorrow's blueprints.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-29 16:33:41 +0000 UTC]

Or a tea party.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-29 19:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Or snooping, as usual.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-29 19:41:07 +0000 UTC]

I see.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2009-12-30 17:40:49 +0000 UTC]

You've been chuckling at a...comic book.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-12-30 17:59:48 +0000 UTC]

More chimneys! More!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-07 23:26:04 +0000 UTC]

You...you...you nincombots!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-07 23:29:38 +0000 UTC]

Just take a slice, are you fucking blind?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-15 04:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Tomorrow I'll...

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-15 14:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Promotion? What for?!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-15 17:24:42 +0000 UTC]

You, Sonic!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-16 02:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Cut the monitors! Cut the monitors!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-17 02:32:04 +0000 UTC]

I think I love you, Sonic!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-17 02:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Hedge-hawwwg!!

I hate him! I hate him!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-17 02:44:15 +0000 UTC]

I'll plug my sewers with crrrrud and sludge!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-17 02:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Tomorrow I'll invent the pingas.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-17 02:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Schlemer in the cooler!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-17 02:56:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh snap! I said that before!

BLAAAARGH!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-17 03:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Pime taradox!
!xodarat emiP

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-17 03:06:00 +0000 UTC]

No, more, music!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-17 17:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Music? Like Animal Collective? Sounds fundable!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-17 17:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes, yes!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-18 07:25:03 +0000 UTC]

Like that weird, techno-funk rhythm generated by the radio-medium just about every second of every day? Profitable. Commendable. Re-unfundable!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-18 17:02:22 +0000 UTC]

We need more money.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-19 00:05:08 +0000 UTC]

What's all this "we" business?

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-19 00:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Ok, ok. You need more money.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-19 00:09:30 +0000 UTC]

What's all of this "you" business?

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-19 00:12:50 +0000 UTC]

It's our business.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-19 00:23:53 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight, P-Diddy. Tell it like it is.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-01-19 00:25:50 +0000 UTC]

They're separated business.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-01-21 03:21:55 +0000 UTC]

I got a glorified leather lunchbox.

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InsertnamehereDA [2009-10-03 05:43:45 +0000 UTC]

If only Robotnik was elected president instead of Taft...

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to InsertnamehereDA [2009-10-04 18:22:27 +0000 UTC]

We'd all be living in a perfect, classless, erudite society.

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JLCL01 [2009-07-08 21:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Why did SoA started calling Robotnik "Eggman" all of the sudden?

Why is his beautiful head drifting off into deep space?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to JLCL01 [2009-07-09 06:31:16 +0000 UTC]

Answer #1: Because in the Japanese version of Sonic the Hedgehog, he was referred to as "Dr. Eggman," and since everyone liked Sonic X better than the American-based shows, the following contributors decided to follow.

Answer #2: His gargantuan ego is a prime producer of helium.

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Gozer-The-Destroyor [2009-06-13 05:02:22 +0000 UTC]

YES, I DID WIN, DIDN'T I?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Gozer-The-Destroyor [2009-06-13 06:03:01 +0000 UTC]

ROBOTNIK, ROBOTNIK, RAH RAH RAH!

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Gozer-The-Destroyor In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2009-06-13 15:45:03 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE NOT APPLAUDING

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