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jigenbakudan — suit porn - sherlock
Published: 2012-02-03 03:43:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 28745; Favourites: 1243; Downloads: 2528
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i actually didn't mean to draw them into the popular pairings. i think my fangirl brain combined with the most aesthetic height distribution and just kind of made that happen??anyway...
- mycroft get out your vest is ugly. also it is super obvious that you are checking out lestrade don’t even front.
- “sherlock do not start shit i swear to go—” ”DULL.”
- sebby baby this isn’t rocket science okay get your shit together you are making jim look bad JEEZ. yes that’s nice that you give zero fucks but seriously he is going to carve your face off with a fucking grapefruit spoon if you don’t tuck in your shirt.
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I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double-breast
That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please
What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two... Three... Four!
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it...
Suit!
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Shit my mom was in the room When I got a nosebleed.
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I wish I was a man just so I could wear suits all the time and be testosterone-ly fabulous.
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Aw, John looks so cute and prim : ) Love Mycroft's vest - all of it really ^^ this is lovely : )
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Absolutely love it. Mycroft is the classier here for me. They are all really well designed, their suits and postures according to their characters. May I borrow it for my Youtube channel?
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All of them look delicious in their porn, John looks particularly hot in his white vest 
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I think I like your description even more than I like the picture, lol
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I'm in love with this piece they all look so sexy but can I ask who Is Seb? When is he mentioned? Or shown for that matter.
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Haha but I love Mycroft's vest (:
The bit about Seb and Jim just about killed me XD This is awesome.
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Ah, sweet! I love a man in a suit (and one half out of one, too!)
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Yeahh, totaly clicked on this 'cuz of the title...don't I feel creepy now. But, Oh Maker, It's awesome!
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By the way right now is the deskop wallpaper on my PC-i absolutly love it!
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The drawing is absoutly great,it goes Mycroft,Lestrade,Jhon,Sherlock,Moryaty...but hwo's the last guy?
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It's Sebastian Moran, the other half of the pairing MorMor(Moriarty+Moran)
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Sorry for not recognize him,my bad,anyway it very beatiful and i absolutly love the style of the drawing.
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Not gonna lie, I'm pretty much in love with Mycroft's outfit It's so... gauche and yet because it's Mycroft it's ~understated~. It does things to me.
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These characters were written by a Sir, so of course they dress like one!
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Fucking SHIT Jim is such a hot piece of ass I can't even do this
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Moriarty looks angry... Is it because he's the shortest in the group? Napoleon Complex!
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Sherlock in a tartan waistcoat was inspired. I'm betting it's this one, [link] am I right?
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I love this. I love the way John and Sherlock are looking at each other like 'How the hell did Mycroft rope us into this?' And Greg's all like 'Mmmm Mycroft' and 'You know you want me. here I'll give you a better look' And Mycroft is just like '*sigh* The things I do for the Empire.' Then there's Moriarty with his 'No no no Sebby, you have to strike a pose like this!' and Moran's got to be thinking 'Come on Boss this is weird enough.' It's all wonderful and so expressive <3
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*Whistles* Awesome outfit choices! Everyone looks so suave and awesome. I love it.
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sdgxfgchbjndfryguhjdfcvghbjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <3
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Oh my god. What is this. //SCREAMS
This is brilliant!!
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First off:
I make noises that aren't human EVERY time I look at this.
Second:
ASDFGHJKL;
Third:
Their pant are so tight. UNFFFFF
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This is beautiful, also, your description about Jim carving Seb's face off with a grapefruit spoon is hilarious.
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My reactions as I went from left to right:
Mycroft- Nice... lovely outfit design
Lestrade- Hmmmm.... N-ugh? What? Hm? Oh yes, fascinating... no! I wasn't drooling, it's Lestrade! Greg Lestrade
John- Oh my sweet dear, you look like a ten-year-old at his first wedding as the page boy.. :3
Sherlock- My eyes. HAVE. to be playing tricks on me.... they have to be...
Jim- Oh honey, no need for the tantrum: it was your fault you shot yourself so there's no point getting all hissy that Sherlock managed to survive although for a dead guy you do have an AMAZING taste in suits... <3
Sebastian- *HYPERVENTILATE* SEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEB *BREATHE* SEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEB *PASSES OUT* Huh wuh...? Wha... just... so.... sexy.... You like, don't even appear in the show but... *Unintelligable sound*
Excuse my weirdness, I believe I have had too much orange juice and not enough sleep x
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Why does looking at Lestrade make me think I'm watching a strip tease? O.o And Lestrade is totally eyeing up Mycroft 
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