HOME | DD

Description

Breaking news: An unnamed Pokemon trainer decided to push his Glaceon into a pool of water earlier today, despite warnings from other trainers. Due to the difference in temperature, Glaceon went into shock, and had to be rushed to the Lacunosa Pokemon Center and is now administered into the ICU. The Lacunosa Police department may pursue a criminal investigation. "This is all very new, we've never had an incident like this in our little town."

Dr Macallan was pulled away from his conference from the USChE (Unova Society of Chemical Engineers) conference to design a special bed to accommodate for Glaceon's lower body temperature. As of now, it is unknown if Glaceon will be able to battle in the future or may need to be exempt from fighting all together.

Dr Macallan was asked for a comment, he replied: "Look, if you don't even understand the math behind why you should not do something, just do not do it. Especially with your Pokemon. If you need someone to build medical equipment at the literal eleventh hour from stuff from a Chem E lab, you are in knee deep crap."

Team Plasma's representative, Ghetsis, posted this on Pigiotter: "As you can see, trainers are not good decision makers. We cannot even trust them with basic common sense. Why make a sentient living creature dependent on a 10 year old? You would not trust a 10 year old to raise a newborn human baby."

Church Penitent News, Lacunosa branch.

Real life information

Drawn by Jimmy Suros by hand on the 12th of January.

All characters/companies, etc are a work of fiction.

Description

Breaking news: An unnamed Pokemon trainer decided to push his Glaceon into a pool of water earlier today, despite warnings from other trainers. Due to the difference in temperature, Glaceon went into shock, and had to be rushed to the Lacunosa Pokemon Center and is now administered into the ICU. The Lacunosa Police department may pursue a criminal investigation. "This is all very new, we've never had an incident like this in our little town."

Dr Macallan was pulled away from his conference from the USChE (Unova Society of Chemical Engineers) conference to design a special bed to accommodate for Glaceon's lower body temperature. As of now, it is unknown if Glaceon will be able to battle in the future or may need to be exempt from fighting all together.

Dr Macallan was asked for a comment, he replied: "Look, if you don't even understand the math behind why you should not do something, just do not do it. Especially with your Pokemon. If you need someone to build medical equipment at the literal eleventh hour from stuff from a Chem E lab, you are in knee deep crap."

Team Plasma's representative, Ghetsis, posted this on Pigiotter: "As you can see, trainers are not good decision makers. We cannot even trust them with basic common sense. Why make a sentient living creature dependent on a 10 year old? You would not trust a 10 year old to raise a newborn human baby."

Church Penitent News, Lacunosa branch.

Real life information

Drawn by Jimmy Suros by hand on the 12th of January.

All characters/companies, etc are a work of fiction.