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Published: 2017-07-07 21:16:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 36264; Favourites: 717; Downloads: 321
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Echoclectus [2021-02-16 20:56:29 +0000 UTC]

Language.

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fire-tisane [2018-07-02 16:10:50 +0000 UTC]

Always gotta listen to Cap.

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CMVreud [2018-06-17 08:32:01 +0000 UTC]

That reminds me...

Did you already made a "Captain USA" joke?

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Eggo-in-Ohio [2018-05-18 09:39:27 +0000 UTC]

My sentiments exactly DX

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Ech0Bear [2018-04-30 04:09:57 +0000 UTC]

>

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BlackSunEclipsed [2017-12-12 09:19:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't know the context for this, but have one thing to say:
"Don't use bad language around the Cap."

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Janhendrik94 [2017-12-08 17:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Language!

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kitsunehoruri [2017-11-10 01:31:47 +0000 UTC]

*Dies laughing* I have no idea why this is so funny, it just is!

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Majoranthro [2017-09-21 02:38:36 +0000 UTC]

"Hail Hydra"

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SeraphHEE [2017-09-01 02:38:09 +0000 UTC]

This still makes me laugh every time I see it.

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PepsiKing101 [2017-08-31 23:17:04 +0000 UTC]

You seen the posts credits to didn't you?

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TheArtisticAutistic [2017-08-25 16:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Love it

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Mystic2760 [2017-08-15 15:40:35 +0000 UTC]

Basically what that was, yeah X,D

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GZneonknight [2017-08-11 18:52:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm lost...

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Sharpman01 In reply to GZneonknight [2017-08-12 19:17:32 +0000 UTC]

I think it's related to the post-credits scene in Spider-Man Homecoming...which is just a Captain America PSA on Patience...AKA Marvel trolling.

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GZneonknight In reply to Sharpman01 [2017-08-13 05:01:40 +0000 UTC]

oh... didn't see that far...
OOOoooohh that mother humper...

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Sharpman01 In reply to GZneonknight [2017-08-14 03:04:33 +0000 UTC]

It was a meta joke I think.

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GZneonknight In reply to Sharpman01 [2017-08-14 06:51:51 +0000 UTC]

if they wanted meta they should got deadpool and him being there doesn't mean he was going to be there
hit and miss :/ 

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AMO17 [2017-08-11 11:14:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm fully with you dude! >:/. Pissed me all the way off.

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BluFlamingNinja [2017-08-09 15:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Tony Stark: "Language!!!!" 

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psiandco [2017-08-02 18:52:03 +0000 UTC]

... and Captain Britannia will be in 9 movies when?
how about never...

cause he's prolly getting banged in the arse by the queen mum's fanny!

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TheGutterBunny [2017-07-26 21:23:13 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQNq5…

If anyone needs context to get this, here you go.

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uroboros2 In reply to TheGutterBunny [2017-07-30 11:22:07 +0000 UTC]

The video and account had been terminated. What should I  be looking for?

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TheGutterBunny In reply to uroboros2 [2017-07-30 21:11:41 +0000 UTC]

Throughout the movie, Cap appears in a parody of those PSAs they show at schools before a fitness test or special presentation. After the credits, when the audience is waiting for some kind of teaser for an upcoming Marvel movie or something that will happen in the next Spider-Man, all that happens after the credits is Cap steps onto a white screen and goes into a spiel about people being patient in the hopes of seeing something amazing. He then stands awkwardly in silence for a moment before looking off-camera and asking how many more of those PSAs he has to do. Then it ends. The joke is that he's mad he waited for some kind of teaser or cool post-credit scene, but got rickrolled instead.

copy-pasted from somebody else's comment lol

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lonewolf23k [2017-07-21 20:25:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm faving this, so I can post it as a comment to posts I don't agree with,

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TheSUNGlassKid [2017-07-18 05:06:53 +0000 UTC]

What? What's this about.
*watches movie. sees stinger*
*sigh* Goddamnit.

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Zerro [2017-07-18 00:16:56 +0000 UTC]

OMG You too? The damn attendant at the entrance of the theater made a point of telling me and my pal to sit through ALL the credits. I think this is gonna become a thing, like the Stan Lee cameos.

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Flimflanboy [2017-07-17 12:15:21 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, this movie was a homage to movies like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, where the after-credits scene would often mock viewers for staying so long.

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dinshino [2017-07-17 08:41:53 +0000 UTC]

Has anyone tweeted this to president Dick Turd yet?

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ares12 In reply to dinshino [2017-08-06 17:07:26 +0000 UTC]

Don't know. But what does this have to do with the President?

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dinshino In reply to ares12 [2017-09-18 14:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Mostly just to annoy him.

But he might just misunderstand the intent and find it funny.

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Kinggigasmon [2017-07-17 03:19:23 +0000 UTC]

HERE'S THE JOKE: Throughout the movie, Cap appears in a parody of those PSAs they show at schools before a fitness test or special presentation. After the credits, when the audience is waiting for some kind of teaser for an upcoming Marvel movie or something that will happen in the next Spider-Man, all that happens after the credits is Cap steps onto a white screen and goes into a spiel about people being patient in the hopes of seeing something amazing. He then stands awkwardly in silence for a moment before looking off-camera and asking how many more of those PSAs he has to do. Then it ends. The joke is that he's mad he waited for some kind of teaser or cool post-credit scene, but got rickrolled instead.

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BrianThomasX [2017-07-14 02:09:04 +0000 UTC]

You kidding?... It was the best part of the film! That and Marisa Tomei's "What the Fu-----"

BTX

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Ud-the-Imp [2017-07-13 22:52:43 +0000 UTC]

America: *sniffles and rubs away running snot*  Sorry, but I got a bad case of the "fuck yous" right now.  *doubles over in pain, clutching his chest*  I knew shouldn't have had the platter labeled "Trump" Electoral College offered me - *vomits in his mouth but manages to swallow it back in*

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Katfeathers In reply to Ud-the-Imp [2017-09-09 08:39:47 +0000 UTC]

Ehh, Marvel / Hitalia crossover? Someone got Cthulhu to divide by 0?

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Ud-the-Imp In reply to Katfeathers [2017-09-09 22:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Naw, just random response dialogue.

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Terrainela [2017-07-13 01:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha "patience"

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CriticalCapital In reply to Terrainela [2017-07-13 14:59:52 +0000 UTC]

smh

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CriticalCapital In reply to CriticalCapital [2017-07-13 15:00:01 +0000 UTC]

not at you tho

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ignatz45 [2017-07-13 00:34:06 +0000 UTC]

and your psycho friend Bucky. 

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TheSwedishElf In reply to ignatz45 [2017-08-24 23:23:18 +0000 UTC]

Everything bad Bucky did was while he was blacked out and turned into a whole different person, it's not his fault.

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PinckzStreaming [2017-07-12 23:12:12 +0000 UTC]

I believe this is an appropriate response.

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MrTenma [2017-07-12 06:55:09 +0000 UTC]

Language!

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RedWingsDragon [2017-07-12 04:23:15 +0000 UTC]

So the current opinions of Marvels editorial staff

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Accaboom [2017-07-11 22:50:39 +0000 UTC]

So besides your displeasure with Cap, what was your opinion of the movie?

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EVILMEL0N [2017-07-11 19:54:58 +0000 UTC]

You drew cap in angry? XDD

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BadMillennial [2017-07-11 16:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Somehow he feels a bit bald without the wings.

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Randommode [2017-07-11 07:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Now I get this joke having seen Spiderman XD 

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CriticalCapital [2017-07-10 15:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, he showed up in the movie talking about hero values about 3 times, like I get it, but I think its a bit unnecessary.
BTW, I don't hate cap, its just that he showed up 3 times just to give a speech. although, I do like the concept of crossovers in a spiderman movie... 

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frederiksd In reply to CriticalCapital [2017-07-13 14:24:05 +0000 UTC]

The joke is not that he made the educational videos.
Its that the very last after end credits is pointless, and is literally just a waste of time.
Considering people who sat and waited were expecting some teaser of sort for upcomming movies.

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