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Jose-Ramiro — Boxing ... maybe later
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Published: 2009-12-01 02:10:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 9047; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 98
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Request.Johnny Bravo vs Punch Out's Super Macho Man.
It will be a good fight if they ever decide to start.
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Bald Bull: At it again? Would you two stop posing and fight to the death?
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Johnny - ... NO death involved, okay?
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Bald Bull: Yessir... Asswipe...
*CROTCH KICK!*
Bald Bull: Ouch! My crotch! OW!
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Everyone else cringes at this.
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Throw Johnny Cage into the mix while you're at it? Though he'd only pose after the fight was over, he'd get down to business without delay I guess.
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They're in the wrong sport. The bodybuilder pose down contest is down the hall.
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I can tell that they're gonna be such good friends.
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Specially if SMM gets some girls for Johnny.
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C'mon, Johnny! You don't want to disappoint your mother as well as Carl, Susie, and Pops, do you?
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Johnny- You're right... about my mom and Pops, I mean, Carl isn't that important.
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Come on, Johnny! Show that chump who's the real hunk!
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SMM- But I am the... *posing* Super. Macho. Maaaaaan!!
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He's open, Johnny! Now's your chance!
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Johnny- Alright... *pause* Open for what?
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SMM- Oh, I'm on it. *pummeling Johnny*
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Johnny, nail him when he shows off!
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Johnny- I... will.... When he stops moving...
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Dodge his punches by backstepping, sidestepping, and ducking, Johnny!
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Johnny does that... but forgets to punch back.
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You're a martial artist, Johnny, so you've gotta use your head or it's gonna get stomped! Always keep your space, watch your back, and make the most out of every opportunity. Be sure to dodge attacks, then punch that guy back when he's wide open.
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Unfortunately, while Johnny was paying you attention, SMM pummeled him.
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Oh, sorry for rambling on, be sure NOT to take your eyes off the opponent, watch his moves to dodge while waiting for an opening, then strike!
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Johnny *on the canvas, dizzy* Unnnnngh... what time is it, Mama...
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Carl: Wake up, Johnny! *brings out a Super Soaker to shoot water into Johnny's face, waking him out of his stun*
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Unfortunately, by then, the referee already counted him out, and SMM is declared the winner.
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Super Macho Man: No hard feelings, Johnny, but it was a good match. But to tell you truth, Mr. Sandman's the champion of the World Circuit.
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Johnny- Who's this Mister Sandman?
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Super Macho Man: Currently he's the World Circuit Champ. He easily knocked me out with a single punch. He's a huge black man with a flat-top haircut. As his name implies, he could put anyone to sleep with his punches, telling them it is past their bedtime. He easily demolished an entire building with a single punch after losing to Little Mac.
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Johnny- Whoa, if he does that as a loser, I don't wanna see him as a winner.
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Super Macho Man: Believe me, you don't want to meet him.
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Johnny- He's that evil then?
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Super Macho Man: Oh, I wouldn't say evil, so much as, a very big bully.
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La verdad le voy a Johnny, es mas seguro creo que Johnny esperara el momento necesario para atacarlo.
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