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Published: 2009-03-05 23:40:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4133; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 57
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If you've ever read Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, then you'll get this. If you haven't, I'll explain it. xDVogons are an alien race in the book who are infamous for being gross, stupid, and having the 3rd worst poetry in the universe. Their poetry is actually so bad that they use it to torture prisoners.
I think that Twilight is written so bad, that Vogon poetry pwns it!
Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy is belonging to Douglas Adams.
Twatlight is brought to you from Stephenie Meyer's wet dreams.
EDIT: Okay, guys. I get it. You like the stamp. I can tell because it's my most faved deviation. It also took me about 45 seconds to make. Come on guys, I actually have a whole other gallery that contains stuff I actually worked hard on. At least look at some of my other stuff... D:
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Oh snap, of all the Twilight bashing stamps I've ever seen, and I mean all of them I've ever seen, this has got to issue upon that book series the greatest, and most long lasting burn... *pause for dramatic effect*... ever
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Luckily, it will be destroyed along with the poetry of Paul Neil Milne Johnstone when the Vogons destroy the Earth to make way for a hyperspace expressway.
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I actually love the books, I think it's written very well ^^
Of course, I love actually reading the books before hacking on it (not saying this to you in particular, of course) :3
I hated the first three movies, though T.T They ruined it ><
The first part of the 4th movie was the only one out of the saga movies that I liked xD And although I greatly disagree with this stamp, I like it
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I read the books, didn't care for them. There's too much description on stuff that doesn't matter, then none at all on the important stuff. As well as numerous spelling and grammar errors.
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Hm, I read them a couple of years ago~I should read them again to see if I catch any mistakes now.
And I liked how the important stuff wasn't described as much as the others, that's what goes on in a real mind.
But eh, different views on stuffs, different preferences. ^^
Thanks for not anti-twilight-ing out on me xD ^^
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This is so going on my page.
Oh yeah:
"I think that Twilight is written so bad, that Vogon poetry pwns it!"
Well, at least the Vogons were TRYING to make everyone suffer at the hands of horrifyingly awful literature. So yeah, bonus points for the Vogons.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so hard, bro.
I request that Semyer's lower intestine throttle her brain to prevent the next in the Twilight series from being written.
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Doh, mark this one as spam. I had no idea it responded.
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I've seen the movie and I could tell you that.
Then again, I'd prefer nonsensical gibberish over what turned out to be a Fourth Grade book in the FIRST place...
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i promise to look at your other stuffs..
but this stamp is SO FRICKEN TRUE
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I promise to look at your other work, it's just this made a rotten day much easier to deal with, and provided a much needed laugh.
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Haha Stephane Meyer must be half-Vogon... unfortunattely for her, she 's also half-human XD
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You are my favorite.
I almost cried out of sheer joy after seeing 
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i actually found vogon poetry quite enjoyable.
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gahhhh this is actually my favorite stamp XD I use it all the time ^^
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Well yes, I agree completely, and I'm pretty sure that Stephanie Meyer was on a really bad trip from an Intergalactic Gargle Blaster binge while she was writing that god-awful series. Oh, the poor fool.
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So, did they have to update the Guide after Twlilight came out or what?
"Vogon poetry is known to be the absolute worst literature in the gaxaly, save for a series of teenie-bopping emo-vampire novels written in the early twenty-first century by a human female, Stephanie Meyers."
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XD Oh god, if only Douglas Admas were still alive for this, I'm sure he'd have had it edited straight away.
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Douglas Adams died? *sadface*
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Back in 2001, and he was in the middle of a book when it happened, too 
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Well of course Vogon poetry is only the third worst. Twilight makes the first two choices
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Ahaha :'D Nice, and so very true!
It's not about how much work went in to it, it's about the the genius behind it :] listen, you think you got it hard? my most fav'd picture is a freakin' 5 year old naruto fanart pic, and that's only got 4 favs. makes my blood chill.
so... yeah. quit y'ur moaning and accept the praise
I do like your art style though ^^
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You just made my rather dull day all of a sudden GREAT! I'd never think someone would bother to bring up Vogon poetry against the Cullentards!
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this made my day. i shall go look at your other work because of this
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Best. Analogy. EVER.
I reread that book this morning.
In fact, Vogon Poetry makes more sense. XD
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LOL! I know how you feel about nobody visiting your gallery after this stamp, but I can't help but fave it.
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i would rather castrate myself with a hammer than see twilight. and YES, i am judging a book by its cover. i would rather keep my dignity though.
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BEST. STAMP. EVER.
You win the Interwebs for today.
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This is just amazingly awesome. You describe Twilight well
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