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Join the Army!It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself!Related content
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Hahahahaha 
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"Serve the Emperor, for tomorrow you may be dead."
--- Imperial proverb.
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Wait, why do die for the Emperor. Let the Emperor die for you. It's just unfair ;>
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Poster lies.
Space Marines NEVER join. they are always part of the army. even when they are not.
(8) Space marines, F yeah, gunna steal all the motherfuggin' Glory! (8)
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never thought the imperial guard were space marines but eaither way i would join up
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Thanks for the comment and the fav
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JOIN THE ARMY TODAY AND HAVE THIS GUY COWER BEHIND YOU DURING THE FIGHTING TOMORROW
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Question lyk chucking it out there but r there any female guardsmen? lyk i noe the Astartes kind of have a female division (Sisters of Battle) but there arent any female Space marines, just wondering if the Guard r the same pls answer thx
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most female of teh army ar eorganisation or observers... like you also dont see any female space marines, (exept ordo hereticus)
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thats pretty stupid, lyk the massive amount of enemies u would think they would of gotten over sexism and put women into battle, after all its been proven women are naturally more agressive than men, and they make up 50% of the human race, unlike orcs which are all homosexual fags and the astartes wo arent human anymore and probs r homo fags as well
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orc's are plants...
or teh women are just in normal armour and its so thick they look so liek normal marines
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or they're so buff they probs look more lyk men than the med do lol, played dawn of war? the imperials look so fragile lol, and they sound all macho and go FOR THE IMPERIUM!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH CHARGE!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..... EEEEEEK!!! Its a GIANT plant wtf is it doin!?!?
ITS and orc retard RUN!!
lol and the orcs arent plants i think... they release spores wich become orcs, and those mini orcs that the big orcs lyk 2 punt around but still plants? wens the last time u saw a plant with a shoota??? (Indiana Jones dsnt count)
And thick armour? dude the chicks would have 2 b hell buff 2 lug around massively thick (and useless) armor not 2 mention the exsertions of combat lugging around lasguns and heavy bolters....
Ye i just feel passionate about the subject, wenver i play games i always pick the females, and no im not a voyuer or a pervert i just lyk playing female characters
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Orkoid physiology is a combination of both animal and fungus in a way such that they both augment the operation of the other and work in perfect harmony. The fungus is what makes an Ork tough, replacing several vital organs as well as adding padding around those which remain. The Orkoid ecosystem includes several species, Gretchin, Snotlings and Squigs, as well as the Orks themselves.
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lol thats wat they're called? love gretchins in dawn of war they're lyk the only unit crappier than a guardsman
wats a squig though? i think they eat them or something or rather.....
oh and y do orcs on the battlefield become bigger than orcs that arent? I think i got that off armageddon wen they said the vets were lyk 8ft tall
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the orc herachie is like
orks then grot and then snotlings who share same place like squigg's
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I would like to join but im afraid i would die in the very first battle :-D
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That's what imperial guardsmen for!
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haha! I've joined already XD
I've got a imperial helmet but I'm actually a Tyrand =3
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Haha tyrand with imperial helmet
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it's a cool picture
do you play warhammer 40k?
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You mean miniatures?
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No.
I bought Gameworkshop's Lord of the rings miniatures but I never painted them.But I always wanted to buy warhammer 40k miniatures.Especially imperial guards.What about you?
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if you look at my art you see my Tyranids =3 I've painted them years ago.. I've got a huge army of them but never played the game because I don't know people who want to play..
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I saw them you painted them nicely.But it's really bad if u have no one to play.
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I know... but now I've got other things to do... like: cartoon series of metalcat and girlfriend,...
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Hehe
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