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It was unfortunately settled. I reluctantly accepted Marciline's job and found myself in the ice kingdom with the craziest old man in the world. I went with him back to his castle and I regretted the decision. I have been living with him for about 3 days now, and all he does is talk to those penguins and talk about Princess'. He is rather unpredictable and a bit....no, he WAS VERY crazy! The only good thing that has kept me from going on a killing spree is the his per, Gunther is actually adorable. I was carrying Gunther into the living room when I saw ol' crusty talking to himself again. I just sighed and went up to him.

"What are you up to crusty?" I asked him, floating up beside him. He just looked at funny.

"How many times do I have to tell you, my name is THE ICE KING, not crusty...." he said for the 15 millionth time. I just laughed and set Gunther down on the ground.

"OK then, ICE KING, what are you up to?" I asked again. He smiled a teethy grin and his eyes shined like a child.

"Oh I'm excited! Today I will FINALLY get a Princess to love me!" he said in an excited voice as he hopped around a bit. I didn't like where this was going.

"Um, how?" I was not really sure why he wanted a Princess, but i was just waiting for an entertaining story.

"Well, you see, I always use my ice powers in the wrong way, and Princess' get scared of me...what if I used my powers to show off? eh? EH?" he asked raising his eye brows. I was not amused.

"I don't think it is your ice powers that scare people..." I stated and floated over to his drum set. He got a little flustered, like usual.

"I DO NOT SCARE PRINCESS'!" He started blasting the walls with his ice powers. He hit the ceilings, the walls, and some of the furniture. I had been use to dodging his attacks and he eventually calmed down. "Besides, what princess could resist these legs!" He pulled up his tunic and showed his legs. I just about went blind. As i was rubbing the filth from my eyes, he started to fly and headed to the window. I quickly went and grabbed his leg and brought him back down to the floor. He landed on his face and looked back up at me confused. "What was that for?"

"Um, it's daytime...." I pointed out. He just sat up and looked as if I had gone crazy.

"Yeah, uh, that's usually the best time...to...steal....princess'?" He stated confused. I just face palmed, he didn't know about vampires to begin with.

"No, I can not go out in the sun...." Ice king had dusted himself off and stood back up.

"What? You don't like the sun? C'mon! It will be fun~" he sang. I tried to explain, but then a block of ice from his previous outburst fell on my head. All I saw was red.

"UGH! WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?!?!" I yelled. Ice King just smiled and showed off some of his magic.

"What? You don't find ice magic...'cool'?" he asked with a laugh. He took off again toward the window "Now let's go get some princess'!" he said right before he flew out the window. I was not calm anymore, it all came out at that moment and I yelled right at him.

"I can't go out in the sun you IDIOT!" I was in a bit of a furious panic. I needed to follow him, but i will get burnt in the sun. I quickly just placed my hood over my head and tied it tight. I flew after him, how much trouble could an old man cause anyways?"

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It was unfortunately settled. I reluctantly accepted Marciline's job and found myself in the ice kingdom with the craziest old man in the world. I went with him back to his castle and I regretted the decision. I have been living with him for about 3 days now, and all he does is talk to those penguins and talk about Princess'. He is rather unpredictable and a bit....no, he WAS VERY crazy! The only good thing that has kept me from going on a killing spree is the his per, Gunther is actually adorable. I was carrying Gunther into the living room when I saw ol' crusty talking to himself again. I just sighed and went up to him.

"What are you up to crusty?" I asked him, floating up beside him. He just looked at funny.

"How many times do I have to tell you, my name is THE ICE KING, not crusty...." he said for the 15 millionth time. I just laughed and set Gunther down on the ground.

"OK then, ICE KING, what are you up to?" I asked again. He smiled a teethy grin and his eyes shined like a child.

"Oh I'm excited! Today I will FINALLY get a Princess to love me!" he said in an excited voice as he hopped around a bit. I didn't like where this was going.

"Um, how?" I was not really sure why he wanted a Princess, but i was just waiting for an entertaining story.

"Well, you see, I always use my ice powers in the wrong way, and Princess' get scared of me...what if I used my powers to show off? eh? EH?" he asked raising his eye brows. I was not amused.

"I don't think it is your ice powers that scare people..." I stated and floated over to his drum set. He got a little flustered, like usual.

"I DO NOT SCARE PRINCESS'!" He started blasting the walls with his ice powers. He hit the ceilings, the walls, and some of the furniture. I had been use to dodging his attacks and he eventually calmed down. "Besides, what princess could resist these legs!" He pulled up his tunic and showed his legs. I just about went blind. As i was rubbing the filth from my eyes, he started to fly and headed to the window. I quickly went and grabbed his leg and brought him back down to the floor. He landed on his face and looked back up at me confused. "What was that for?"

"Um, it's daytime...." I pointed out. He just sat up and looked as if I had gone crazy.

"Yeah, uh, that's usually the best time...to...steal....princess'?" He stated confused. I just face palmed, he didn't know about vampires to begin with.

"No, I can not go out in the sun...." Ice king had dusted himself off and stood back up.

"What? You don't like the sun? C'mon! It will be fun~" he sang. I tried to explain, but then a block of ice from his previous outburst fell on my head. All I saw was red.

"UGH! WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?!?!" I yelled. Ice King just smiled and showed off some of his magic.

"What? You don't find ice magic...'cool'?" he asked with a laugh. He took off again toward the window "Now let's go get some princess'!" he said right before he flew out the window. I was not calm anymore, it all came out at that moment and I yelled right at him.

"I can't go out in the sun you IDIOT!" I was in a bit of a furious panic. I needed to follow him, but i will get burnt in the sun. I quickly just placed my hood over my head and tied it tight. I flew after him, how much trouble could an old man cause anyways?"