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KazenoKisara — Sasuke wa imo janai.

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Sasuke is not Potato. Allow me to explicate:

You see, people often bitch that Sasuke is, in a word, EMO. Therefore, he cries and slits his wrists and paints his nails black and listens to depressy "emo" music, among other things generally associated with the term "emo". Okay, here's the flaw in this logic:

Sasuke is NOT Emo. EMO is the word for "potato" in Japanese, spelled "imo" and pronounced "emo". Because "Sasuke" is a Japanese word, then one can only compare him to another Japanese word. It is similiar to me saying "My cat is evil". However, saying that Sasuke is emo is like saying "The color red smells like the ocean!"

Let's also take into consideration the characteristics of the two. Sasuke is a ninja, and an excellent ninja at that. He does things like throwing shuriken and kunai, blowing fire, looking sexy, as well as many other qualities that encompass being a ninja. Potatoes, on the other hand, can NOT throw shuriken and kunai, blow fire, nor can they look sexy. They are, however, very delicious to eat, especially when mashed and mixed with garlic. ^__^ Sasuke, however, is not delicious when mashed and mixed with garlic. In fact, I don't believe any ninja, or any person for that matter, would taste good like that... unless that's your kink, Hannibal. o_O ()

I guess I'll conclude this argument for now, and resume it later on when I think of more reasons why Sasuke isn't emo.
My next installment shall be: Rock Lee is not Broccoli.

Hope ya'll enjoyed it ^_^ Don't forget the meaning of "sarcasm" either...

Sasuke © Masashi Kishimoto
the Potato © my cupboard.. lol
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Comments: 54

KazenoKisara In reply to ??? [2008-07-13 13:47:17 +0000 UTC]

*blink* Really?? Sweet! I actually came up with a second idea similar to this one, so I'll have to post it soon...

Thanks for the kind words! *hug*

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TuRtLeZbd34AKN In reply to KazenoKisara [2008-07-13 14:20:46 +0000 UTC]

lolz..kool!

aww no problem Kazen-sama!!

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LoveKillsTheStrong [2008-06-20 02:30:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to start calling him Potato boy.

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KazenoKisara In reply to LoveKillsTheStrong [2008-06-21 15:59:13 +0000 UTC]

HA!! That's a good one!!!!

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LoveKillsTheStrong In reply to KazenoKisara [2008-06-22 22:09:10 +0000 UTC]

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horse333 [2008-02-22 18:36:25 +0000 UTC]

Nice ^^

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KazenoKisara In reply to horse333 [2008-02-23 16:03:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks ^__^

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horse333 In reply to KazenoKisara [2008-02-23 16:21:01 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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demmyfangirl7695 [2007-12-31 16:06:34 +0000 UTC]

can i have the potato?

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KazenoKisara In reply to demmyfangirl7695 [2008-01-02 01:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I ate it a long time ago.

...oh wait, were you talking about Sasuke?! XD

... I ate him a long time ago. >] mwahahaha

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demmyfangirl7695 In reply to KazenoKisara [2008-01-04 22:10:40 +0000 UTC]

lol

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kittygaby [2007-11-09 02:52:21 +0000 UTC]

I really don't like when people say he's Emo... I want to kill them everything!

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KazenoKisara In reply to kittygaby [2007-11-09 03:48:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah man, just because he's totally anti-social and has black hair and a bad attitude doesn't mean he's- ...oh wait... lol, totally j/k

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kittygaby In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-11-09 05:06:54 +0000 UTC]

-_-

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KazenoKisara In reply to kittygaby [2007-11-10 00:18:24 +0000 UTC]

lolol dawww *hug* j/k j/k

I'm with you though, drives me bonkers when people say "Sasuke's so emo like oh em gee!".
It's like yeah, he's got a bad attitude and he's not one for talking nor social activities, but wouldn't you be pretty fucked up if *SPOILER BEYOND THIS POINT-DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'RE UP TO DATE WITH THE NARUTO-VERSE!* your brother slaughtered your whole family AND clan and left only you alive because he said you were too weak to kill? Yeah, I'd be pretty sore about that indeed... ^_^ () Damn people... lol

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kittygaby In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-11-10 03:49:55 +0000 UTC]

That's EXACTLY what I said to one of my friend... "I'm sorry but i think you will be the same if your brother killed all your clan!" she agree with me...

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KazenoKisara In reply to kittygaby [2007-11-10 15:34:10 +0000 UTC]

*high five* heck yeah!!!

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kittygaby In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-11-10 17:14:47 +0000 UTC]

loll :yosh:

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kittygaby In reply to kittygaby [2007-11-09 02:52:51 +0000 UTC]

*everytime

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XxFuzzehxX [2007-08-31 03:02:03 +0000 UTC]

not exactly the general meaning for emo [besides that potatoe thing] but i wont bother explaining it again~

lulz sexy potatoes, i think not X3

i cant think of the compliment i was gonna give anymore so uhm....great idea? XD

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KazenoKisara In reply to XxFuzzehxX [2007-09-01 20:01:32 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanks ^_^ ()

I know what you mean, though, about the meaning of "emo".

But just remember, "emo" can also be spelled "moe", and emo kids are certainly moe for some people... X3

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XxFuzzehxX In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-09-01 20:56:43 +0000 UTC]

yw X3

XD lulz

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takashiru [2007-05-19 20:13:42 +0000 UTC]

aww jeez that's cute. XD Sasuke...and potato. I hope sasuke not eat potato! xD

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KazenoKisara In reply to takashiru [2007-05-20 05:17:29 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanks ^^

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takashiru In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-05-20 19:30:51 +0000 UTC]

hehe no problem

Sasuke: Uh...hey frenchfry...this show is pretty stupid...uh..AND I WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES!!!

Potato: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: *chomp* Haha, this good. >|3

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Shadow-Hime [2007-04-27 04:46:50 +0000 UTC]

I must now memorize this for a witty comeback when people call Sasuke-kun emo.
xD

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KazenoKisara In reply to Shadow-Hime [2007-04-27 13:48:58 +0000 UTC]

^o^ yay!! please do! I use it fairly often, lol.. I <3 the Sasuke

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Shadow-Hime In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-04-27 15:02:26 +0000 UTC]

I always like the kind of logic that leaves people just sorta staring at you for awhile.
xD

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foxybabie1989 [2007-04-23 01:11:06 +0000 UTC]

i want a sasuke plushie. o.o

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KazenoKisara In reply to foxybabie1989 [2007-04-23 04:27:38 +0000 UTC]

hehehe ^^ he's a cutie alright

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foxybabie1989 In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-04-23 19:15:05 +0000 UTC]

where did you buy him? OwO

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KazenoKisara In reply to foxybabie1989 [2007-04-23 22:48:29 +0000 UTC]

umm, I got him a few years back (2005 I believe) at Oni-con in Texas (I think Houston? lol) ^_^

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foxybabie1989 In reply to KazenoKisara [2007-04-24 23:08:47 +0000 UTC]

i might get one, the next time i go to china town,ny. ....... nooooooo, i have too many plushies!

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GrimlynTales [2007-03-27 11:03:19 +0000 UTC]

You're right... Potato > Sasuke!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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KazenoKisara In reply to GrimlynTales [2007-03-28 00:34:10 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha thanks >]

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TsukiYasashii [2007-01-28 20:29:09 +0000 UTC]

lol, this made my day xD I never thought of Sasuke being compared to a potato before ;

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KazenoKisara In reply to TsukiYasashii [2007-01-28 20:38:23 +0000 UTC]

lol, thank you ^^

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iNlUVwITAStRANGER [2007-01-28 06:49:28 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... So that's why most people tell me Sasuke's not emo! thanks for the explaination. It was very hilarious especially the part where you talk about Sasuke not being delicious when you mash him up and eat him!

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KazenoKisara In reply to iNlUVwITAStRANGER [2007-01-28 22:15:49 +0000 UTC]

lol, thank you ^__^ yeah, I don't think Sasuke would taste very good mashed up... potatoes, on the other hand... yum! ^^

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Emaruto [2006-11-10 07:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Hey, potato's are heck of sexy!
...
XD
this is great though!
made meh laugh

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KazenoKisara In reply to Emaruto [2006-11-10 16:09:08 +0000 UTC]

gah, stupid comment system, thanks a bunch!! ^^

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KazenoKisara In reply to Emaruto [2006-11-10 16:08:33 +0000 UTC]

lol, you're telling me... I love mashed potates *drools* XD

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Kealli [2006-08-25 04:09:41 +0000 UTC]

lol.. xD; I never would've thought of anything like this... lol potatoe.. ha!

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KazenoKisara In reply to Kealli [2006-08-26 19:15:16 +0000 UTC]

lol, bwahahaha X3 I was getting tired of people calling Sasuke "emo". I mean, wouldn't you be just a *tiny* bit pissed if *SPOILER AHEAD* your older brother laid your whole family to waste, and spared you because you were "too weak to kill"? lol, that's not being emo about it, that's getting pissed the hell off and training to *do* something about it >] hence his favorite "I'm an avenger" phrase he says in the Japanese Naruto games. *knows way too much about Sasuke... can you tell? lol*

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Kealli In reply to KazenoKisara [2006-08-26 21:54:36 +0000 UTC]

lol he has a right to be emo and quiet and yes its a lil obvious you know about sasuke xD lol

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KazenoKisara In reply to Kealli [2006-08-26 23:07:23 +0000 UTC]

*giggles* nyahahaha

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Kealli In reply to KazenoKisara [2006-08-27 00:26:59 +0000 UTC]

lol xD

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evilfigaro [2006-08-25 00:21:36 +0000 UTC]

no potato? :[

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KazenoKisara In reply to evilfigaro [2006-08-25 04:00:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, no, no potato ;_; I sowwie!

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ViviSparrow [2006-08-23 21:11:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL great concept!

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