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PROLOGUE

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"But My Tallest, I don't understand. Why am I being sent to "Planet Earth" with Zim? I have done nothing wrong."

"True, but we are really tired of Zim. We'd like you to go to Earth and get rid of Zim and then take over Earth the right way," Tallest Red says. "He is a horrible invader, he didn't die when we sent him on his "Special Mission," he sill hasn't taken over Earth even though he says he will."

"Please, My Tallest, don't think that I'm undermining you, but I would never kill another of my race on purpose, even if its one thats incredibly annoying." I said. But really cute... I thought.

"Well," Tallest Purple said. "Uh...you see...we....CONFERENCE!!!!" He and Red went off a little ways to have their private conversation. They came back after about a minute and Purple spoke with the comclusion. "You will go to Earth. Not to destroy Zim, no. But--"

"To help him destroy Earth. And if you destroy him in the process, then good for you!" Red finished for him. "Now go to the equipment room to get your S.I.R. Unit. We will be with you shortly."

"OH SNAP SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DOUGHNUTS!" Purple shouted before quickly leaving the room.

I turned and walked towards the equipment room, my green eyes glistening as I held back my Irken tears. I knew that I was heading into a lifetime of pain. Being with Zim was a tough job, and trying to survive his evil schemes was even harder, considering he'd almost killed himself multiple times.

I walked past all the other Irkens in the hallway, congratulating me on becoming an Invader. But they had no idea what I'd be going through. I'd rather be sent to Blortch, home of the slaughtering rat people with Skoodge.

Finally I got to the equipment room, my gloved hand turning the knob on the elegant doors. I opened them and easliy read the big Irken lettering "Equipment Room 1: SIR UNITS." I must have taken forever to get to the equipment room because The Tallest were impatiently eating doughnuts, waiting for me to arrive.

"Welcome, Invader. Here you will get your Standard Information Retrieval Unit, or SIR Unit," Purple said.

Just then a silver can slid down a long purple rope and plopped down at my boots. A SIR transformed out of it and saluted me then The Tallest, then turned back to me.

"Quinn, reporting for duty," it said in a serious robotic voice, red eyes staring me down.

"Thats strange, we've had two other SIRS refer to themselves as names other than SIR. Zim's robot Gir and Tak's robot Mimi," Red observed.

"Thank you, My Tallest," I said saluting them. I turned and started to walk out with Quinn at my side when they said "Kinley wait! There will be another Invader going with you!"

Just then the doors burst open and a pretty but very energetic Irken with blue eyes walked in. "Hi, Kinley!" She shouted as she walked past me. She recieved her SIR Unit, Dee in the same fashion I had.

"Another one....what are we gonna do with these SIR Units?" Purple asked.

Nuqqet, the other Irken, and I soon got to my Voot Cruiser and all four of us(Me, Nuqqet, Dee and Quinn) piled into it and prepared for our trip to Earth, 6 months away. We had a long trip and a nightmare waiting for us.

Description
PROLOGUE

~----------------------------~

"But My Tallest, I don't understand. Why am I being sent to "Planet Earth" with Zim? I have done nothing wrong."

"True, but we are really tired of Zim. We'd like you to go to Earth and get rid of Zim and then take over Earth the right way," Tallest Red says. "He is a horrible invader, he didn't die when we sent him on his "Special Mission," he sill hasn't taken over Earth even though he says he will."

"Please, My Tallest, don't think that I'm undermining you, but I would never kill another of my race on purpose, even if its one thats incredibly annoying." I said. But really cute... I thought.

"Well," Tallest Purple said. "Uh...you see...we....CONFERENCE!!!!" He and Red went off a little ways to have their private conversation. They came back after about a minute and Purple spoke with the comclusion. "You will go to Earth. Not to destroy Zim, no. But--"

"To help him destroy Earth. And if you destroy him in the process, then good for you!" Red finished for him. "Now go to the equipment room to get your S.I.R. Unit. We will be with you shortly."

"OH SNAP SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DOUGHNUTS!" Purple shouted before quickly leaving the room.

I turned and walked towards the equipment room, my green eyes glistening as I held back my Irken tears. I knew that I was heading into a lifetime of pain. Being with Zim was a tough job, and trying to survive his evil schemes was even harder, considering he'd almost killed himself multiple times.

I walked past all the other Irkens in the hallway, congratulating me on becoming an Invader. But they had no idea what I'd be going through. I'd rather be sent to Blortch, home of the slaughtering rat people with Skoodge.

Finally I got to the equipment room, my gloved hand turning the knob on the elegant doors. I opened them and easliy read the big Irken lettering "Equipment Room 1: SIR UNITS." I must have taken forever to get to the equipment room because The Tallest were impatiently eating doughnuts, waiting for me to arrive.

"Welcome, Invader. Here you will get your Standard Information Retrieval Unit, or SIR Unit," Purple said.

Just then a silver can slid down a long purple rope and plopped down at my boots. A SIR transformed out of it and saluted me then The Tallest, then turned back to me.

"Quinn, reporting for duty," it said in a serious robotic voice, red eyes staring me down.

"Thats strange, we've had two other SIRS refer to themselves as names other than SIR. Zim's robot Gir and Tak's robot Mimi," Red observed.

"Thank you, My Tallest," I said saluting them. I turned and started to walk out with Quinn at my side when they said "Kinley wait! There will be another Invader going with you!"

Just then the doors burst open and a pretty but very energetic Irken with blue eyes walked in. "Hi, Kinley!" She shouted as she walked past me. She recieved her SIR Unit, Dee in the same fashion I had.

"Another one....what are we gonna do with these SIR Units?" Purple asked.

Nuqqet, the other Irken, and I soon got to my Voot Cruiser and all four of us(Me, Nuqqet, Dee and Quinn) piled into it and prepared for our trip to Earth, 6 months away. We had a long trip and a nightmare waiting for us.