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IM A SLUT FOR AMBER OKAY

YOU GUYS KNOW THIS

NOTE: Illusion is disguised

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Illusion: And you just pawned him off to Starburst? That's pretty cold. Even for you *chuckles*

Claire: Oh, hush. Starburst thinks he's gorgeous. She just didn't have the guts to ask him on a date. So I gave my guts to her. 

Illusion: First off, gross. And second, I meant pretty cold to Prism. Not a fan of the guy, but damn.

Claire: Please, that colt has been after me for years. He knows how I feel about him. And he knows that I'm with you.

Illusion: Eh, I guess the persistence could be annoying.

Claire: REALLY, annoying.

Illusion: *chuckles* Right. Well, I hope the fact that we're together isn't stopping you from going out with other ponies. 

Claire: I-it's not. I'm just not into any of them like I'm into you. 

Illusion: Heh, well I mean, I am pretty great. But Crys, we've been over this. We're gonna be around for a long time. A reaaaally long time. I don't want you to be stuck with just me. Especially since I can't be around for you all the time with all the responsibilities I have at the moment. I have a lot to prove to my subjects for them to trust me as a leader.

Claire: Right, I know. But it's just so weird... being with you... but also not..... I mean I trust you and I know you trust me but....

Illusion: We don't have to be like this if it makes you uncomfortable. 

Claire: No, no it's okay. I suppose I'll just have to get used to the concept.

Illusion: *nods* Don't overthink it

Amber: CLARITY I– oh... I'm sorry. Are you helping a customer? I-I'll come back later.

Claire: It's fine. This is just a friend. What did you need?

Amber: O-oh! Well I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date– I mean just hang out... with me.... tonight.

Claire: A date?

Amber: No! I mean kinda... but not really. Like... it doesn't have to be one. I just think you're cool and it'd be fun to hang out.

Claire: Oh uuuuuh...

Illusion: *whispers* Go with her! She's so cute!

Claire: *whispers* What? But I barely know her.

Illusion: *whispers* C'mon, Crys she's wearing a bow tie and everything.

Amber: I-I'm sorry. This was stupid. I heard you're with somepony already. I shouldn't have asked. Plus it's really last minute and– Aaaah I'm so bad at this. Nevermind.

Claire: No, no it's okay! 

Amber: *looks up at Claire*

Claire: I'd love to go on a date with you. 

Amber: Really?!

Claire: Sure. What did you have in mind?

Amber: Oh, well my friend gave me these tickets to go see the Wonderbolts. I-I dunno if you're into that or not and if you're not we could totally do something else.

Claire: It's up to you, darling. Woo me. 

Amber: Ah okay! Um Wonderbolts it is then! We can leave in a little bit if you're okay with that.

Claire: Sounds good. I'll just need a moment to get all ready.

Amber: O-okay!

Illusion: Well, I guess I'll head out then. See ya, Crys. Have a nice time.

Claire: *nods and heads up to her room*

Amber: *takes a deep breath and sighs*

Illusion: *walks by Amber* Take care of her

Amber: Will do, bruh. 
_________________________

Amber: ..............

Claire: ....................

Amber: ..........................

Claire: You okay?

Amber: YUP

Claire: *chuckles* No need to be nervous. I know I'm kinda intimidating but you can relax a bit.

Amber: *nods*

Claire: I really like your tie.

Amber: Ahhh, it's stupid isn't it? I knew I shouldn't have worn it!

Claire: No, no, I really do like it. My father has a tie kinda similar to it. It's much more bedazzled which I personally think is a bit tacky but I like how simple yours is. It really compliments your eyes.

Amber: *starts to sparkle*

Claire: You're absolutely stunning when you sparkle like that.

Amber: I'm sparkling??? Nonononono it's so embarrassing!

Claire: It's alright. It's nice to know that you're happy around me.

Amber: *groans* I hate how easy to read it makes me.

Claire: Ah, I see how that could be irritating.

Amber: Just wish I could be normal sometimes. 

Claire: Same here. 

Amber: *looks Claire up and down facehooves* I'm stupid. I'm sorry. 

Claire: It's quite alright. *giggles* You know, you're very different from what Anthea and Prism have described.

Amber: Is that a bad thing?

Claire: Not at all. I was just expecting you to be more forward. And grabby.

Amber: O-oh. I um... I guess I can be like that. I've just never had a real crush before.

Claire: Well, I'm very flattered that I'm your first.

Amber: *smiles* Um... Just curious.... Prism said you're with somepony already. Is that true?

Claire: Ah, yes. Well it's complicated.

Amber: You two broke up?

Claire: Oh, nothing like that. We're just sort of in what you would call an "open relationship".

Amber: As in you can see ponies other than him? That's pretty brave of you guys.

Claire: Yes, well we talked about it for a long time and we found that it would work for our "situation".  Though I personally don't feel like I could ever fall in love with somepony other than him. We've been through so much together.

Amber: *nods* It's really nice that you have somepony like him. Somepony you can trust that much.

Claire: It's very nice........ Ah! I'm sorry, did I make this awkward? I'm still trying to get the hang of this open relationship business.

Amber: No, no, it's cool! I feel a little less nervous now. Understanding what your situation is takes some of the pressure off to be honest.

Claire: I'm glad.

Amber: Hey! After the show, you wanna just go hang out somewhere after? Nightlife's great in Canterlot. Just as buds. If that's what you want.

Claire: Sounds splendid. I've never experienced "nightlife" before.

Amber: Really? Oh you're gonna love it!
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Amber: Wow, I did not think you'd be this much of a lightweight *dragging Claire down the street*

Claire: I didn't think yooooooou'd be so much of a... ahhh.... *giggles* You've got a really nice face.

Amber: I don't think you'll be able to make it home like this. Maybe you should stay here at my place. You can take my bed and I'll sleep in the living room. How's that sound?

Claire: What's the point of me sleeping in your bed if yooou're not in it *wiggles eyebrows*

Amber: *chuckles* That's my line. But I'm down for some cuddles. No funny business though. You can't touch my butt. 

Claire: I'm gonna touch it

Amber: 
Oh jeeze

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Characters:   (need to update Amber's bio)
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Comments: 271

SharkyJazz [2018-10-07 21:20:28 +0000 UTC]

I thought it said 'and you just pawned him off to starbucks?' LMFAO

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whitetiger-1 [2018-09-28 05:21:17 +0000 UTC]

Flirty horny drunk half dragon... I see that ending either 'Really' well, or in a pile passed out, or very badly.

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YukiEyes [2018-05-06 22:58:49 +0000 UTC]

I fricking love it

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Lucain24 [2018-05-06 13:56:33 +0000 UTC]

That was one hell of a read xD I like this 

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Terrortheslayer [2018-05-03 01:12:14 +0000 UTC]

rofl XD

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NikoloShamire [2018-01-09 11:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Drunk Claire is best Claire.

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RadioactivePotato123 In reply to NikoloShamire [2018-03-25 09:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Indeedness 

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BuzzyFuzzyWuzzy [2017-12-20 02:15:52 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/3hLhF8WeCgw if u havent seen this watch it <->

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Potato-is-me [2017-12-15 03:51:59 +0000 UTC]

NEW FAVE SHIP XDD

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ShaleZookeeper7 [2017-12-11 00:07:10 +0000 UTC]

Keep it together, Amber...you'll be fine. Just go with the flow...go with the flow and everything will be okay.     

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Owlsian [2017-12-10 23:05:26 +0000 UTC]

I love drunk Claire

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ForeverFizzyTv [2017-11-26 03:20:23 +0000 UTC]

   Cool!

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Mr2010ForgeBen [2017-09-27 18:11:26 +0000 UTC]

"Woo me." lost it at that, all I could picture was the Tf2 Spy going "Seduce me!" followed by an epic montage of Claire and Amber

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ThatOneGirl00 [2017-09-07 13:54:35 +0000 UTC]

RIP Kilala's nextgens. 

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EDBV [2017-06-30 19:31:10 +0000 UTC]

N'awwwwww, that was adorable

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MintyUniverse [2017-06-20 16:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Who are Amber's parents?

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chuck-vic-norris In reply to MintyUniverse [2017-06-22 00:07:47 +0000 UTC]



Sadly, her mother passed away when she was a filly. The father was overwhelmed with raising Amber alone and put her in an orphanage instead.

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MintyUniverse In reply to chuck-vic-norris [2017-06-22 10:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Aw that's sad

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chuck-vic-norris In reply to MintyUniverse [2017-06-22 18:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

He makes a comeback years later and tries to reconnect but Amber is super skeptical about trusting him in her life again

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Jojofinatic85 [2017-06-02 00:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Goddamn the height comparison between these two! Damn!

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Jojofinatic85 [2017-05-31 20:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah your a slut for her because you practically ARE her.

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FUCKO-THE-FOURTH [2017-05-03 22:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Владимир Ленин!
Владимир Ленин!
Владимир Ленин!
Владимир Ленин!
Иосиф Сталин.

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chubbyninja89 [2017-05-03 21:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Someone please pass this on to jeanjeanieee

No, not really. I'm just not one of those idiots who feels he needs to try to make everyone happy Mr. special snowflake.

And I'm not going to waste my time explain why things like Political "Correctness" are complete BS, because I highly doubt you'd even understand that, but I will say this. You're just one of those people who feels that their opinion is always right and then you try to force others to think the same way you do. Get over yourself and accept that not everyone is a copy of you.

And it's really funny how you try to insult me with something like "I hope you have a life as shitty as your attitude" while I never once actually insulted you. Though of course you'll childishly just ignore that point entirely. It's not like I said fuck you or anything like that.

So buh-bye to you, you self entitled little crybaby.

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samykhadre [2017-04-25 17:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Did she stop to do the first next gen stories ?

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FandomTrashBeME [2017-04-15 00:41:45 +0000 UTC]

"I'm gonna touch it."
"Oh no."

wHEEZING

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AlCapwned3 [2017-04-07 22:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a historical occasion. It is the last we see if the original ground-breaking next gen by kilala. I am in tears of agony right now, because I loved these characters so much. BRING IT BAAAAAAAAACK!

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Summer-Rose-Ruby [2017-03-05 01:39:32 +0000 UTC]

I thought Amber is a girl

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tomo-dachii In reply to Summer-Rose-Ruby [2017-03-07 03:51:20 +0000 UTC]

she is

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Summer-Rose-Ruby In reply to tomo-dachii [2017-03-08 02:07:00 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh

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CPConception1986 In reply to Summer-Rose-Ruby [2017-03-13 00:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Amber's a very sexy mare.

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Summer-Rose-Ruby In reply to CPConception1986 [2017-03-13 01:45:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah she is

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chubbyninja89 [2017-02-28 12:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Please tell me that this isn't going to just replace Illusion and Clarity's relationship, because that would be completely retarded.  

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jeanjeanieee In reply to chubbyninja89 [2017-05-03 10:28:05 +0000 UTC]

It literally states that Claire and Illusion are in love, but his position makes a relationship difficult at this point. So no, it isn't going to replace their relationship.

And the use of 'retarded' as an insult is really quite offensive; you don't know who could see your comments and they can be very hurtful.

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chubbyninja89 In reply to jeanjeanieee [2017-05-03 11:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Well that's good to hear.

You know what? You don't know everything, so shut the hell up. I actually know a few actually "retarded" people, and I know it's not funny or anything. If you couldn't understand, I'm using the term retarded in the sense of incredibly stupid, since it's used in that context quite a lot. Maybe you should think about how someone might be using a word or phrase next time and not jump to conclusions like an idiot.

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jeanjeanieee In reply to chubbyninja89 [2017-05-03 15:55:21 +0000 UTC]

I know exactly how it was used, and it was disgusting. It's to describe people with uncontrollable mental disorders, not something stupid. 

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chubbyninja89 In reply to jeanjeanieee [2017-05-03 20:46:03 +0000 UTC]

"it was disgusting" Just shut up.

I was expressing how stupid it would be if that were to happen, get over it ya special snowflake, and yeah, you're being one of those idiots. And again, I have actually known people who have had those kind disorders or conditions, and it's not funny or anything, but that doesn't stop some things from being so stupid that you'd find yourself saying "That is just retarded". So bottom line, get the fuck over it you freaking crybaby.

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jeanjeanieee In reply to chubbyninja89 [2017-05-03 20:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you must be really popular with an attitude like that. I hope you have a life as shitty as your attitude. Buh-bye.

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Furzade [2016-12-08 01:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Best Lines:
Amber: *chuckles* That's my line. But I'm down for some cuddles. No funny business though. You can't touch my butt. 

Claire: I'm gonna touch it

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GoldenCookiez In reply to Furzade [2017-05-01 00:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Perfect XD

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MephilesTheDark2182 In reply to Furzade [2017-02-25 21:41:50 +0000 UTC]

Yesss...

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funbubble101 [2016-11-27 19:41:43 +0000 UTC]

what do u use to draw this?

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AyeitsArtsy11 [2016-11-16 23:36:41 +0000 UTC]

I love this drawing so much!!! It took me like, an hour to read all of this, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!!

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CPConception1986 [2016-10-14 06:36:01 +0000 UTC]

One thing I'll say about this drawing is that you forgot the mole by Amber's left eye. That's the sexiest thing about her.

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SharkSnacks [2016-09-18 07:26:27 +0000 UTC]

Love the polyamourous or "Open relationship" Fact in this!
It brings a lot of realism to the ponies and such

Great story and art

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nati11184 [2016-09-14 16:41:32 +0000 UTC]

the story is so so cute aaa
heheheee <33

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AZREAL258 [2016-09-13 02:10:44 +0000 UTC]

This is a very nice story, I thought that amber was with orion.

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UabetAntu [2016-09-11 19:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Kilala, please don't apologize for giving us more Amber. She's probably my favorite of your OCs, and I always like seeing her. And frankly, she's super adorable in this.

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sweetymimy22 [2016-09-09 19:32:14 +0000 UTC]

let me guess. both are drunk, or aleast Claire

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Cutepegasister121 [2016-09-06 20:04:06 +0000 UTC]

.......................... WOW..................... I thought Illusion wouldn´t be open to smth like that.

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Zuzira [2016-09-06 17:59:06 +0000 UTC]

"I'm gonna touch it."
Omfg
I died
I've been laughing at that for the past 6 minutes

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