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Satan at a bar.
By Kidtastic

It was a hot day in hell, Satan decided to round up some of his pals and head to a bar.
Together there were 6 people, Hitler, Billy the kid, Al Capon, Rosy O'donald, Satan, and Jasper. "Let's sit over here." Satan said motioning to a table in the corner. "FRIED TABLES!" Jasper yelled reciving glances from Hitler and Rosy. "Okay..." Satan said sitting down at the table. "What'll it be." Said a grim sounding waitress. "I'll have a six oz beer, and six pieces of toast." Satan said watching as some of his friends nodded in agrement. Jasper paused for a couple of secounds before clearing her throat and SCREAMING, "BINGO HAD A LITTLE FARM WHOSE NAME WAS TINY TIM!" Every one in the bar turned to stare at her making it akward for her friends. "Shut it Jasper!" Billy the kid said smacking her on the back of the head. "I'll eat you....." She said grimly, with a crazy expression painted on her face. "Okay, okay. Get the minor some chesse sticks and a juice box." Satan said rubbing his temples. Jasper smacked her head on the table sevrel times before a little blood started to come out. "So i tolds him, you ain't my uncle, I'M my uncle!" Al said laughing with Rosy and Hitler. "Heres your stuff." The grim waitress said handing the 6 there food. Jasper made sniffing nosies before diving head first unto the table scarfing down her food. "JASPER! IF YOUR NOT GOING TO BEHAVE YOU CAN JUST GO HOME!" Satan yelled at her. Jasper's eyes teared up as she gently apologized. "Yahol!" Hitler said patting her on the back. "Satan! Don't be so hard on the girl!" Rosy yelled at Satan. "OMM(Oh my me)What did i do?!?!?" "Youz hurt the kidz fellins." Al said taking a 6 prong fork and jabbing at Satan. "That's it! Jasper come with me were sending you back home!" Satan sighed grabbing her arm. "No NO NO NO NO!!!!" Jasper screamed making a scene. (15 minutes later) Satan lied in a heap outside the bar Billy the kid and Rosy standing over him. "Thats the last time you'll ever attack a harmless girl!" Rosy said. "hahahaheeheehee!" Jasper laughed sitting on Hitler's shoulders.

(The End 8D)

Description
Satan at a bar.
By Kidtastic

It was a hot day in hell, Satan decided to round up some of his pals and head to a bar.
Together there were 6 people, Hitler, Billy the kid, Al Capon, Rosy O'donald, Satan, and Jasper. "Let's sit over here." Satan said motioning to a table in the corner. "FRIED TABLES!" Jasper yelled reciving glances from Hitler and Rosy. "Okay..." Satan said sitting down at the table. "What'll it be." Said a grim sounding waitress. "I'll have a six oz beer, and six pieces of toast." Satan said watching as some of his friends nodded in agrement. Jasper paused for a couple of secounds before clearing her throat and SCREAMING, "BINGO HAD A LITTLE FARM WHOSE NAME WAS TINY TIM!" Every one in the bar turned to stare at her making it akward for her friends. "Shut it Jasper!" Billy the kid said smacking her on the back of the head. "I'll eat you....." She said grimly, with a crazy expression painted on her face. "Okay, okay. Get the minor some chesse sticks and a juice box." Satan said rubbing his temples. Jasper smacked her head on the table sevrel times before a little blood started to come out. "So i tolds him, you ain't my uncle, I'M my uncle!" Al said laughing with Rosy and Hitler. "Heres your stuff." The grim waitress said handing the 6 there food. Jasper made sniffing nosies before diving head first unto the table scarfing down her food. "JASPER! IF YOUR NOT GOING TO BEHAVE YOU CAN JUST GO HOME!" Satan yelled at her. Jasper's eyes teared up as she gently apologized. "Yahol!" Hitler said patting her on the back. "Satan! Don't be so hard on the girl!" Rosy yelled at Satan. "OMM(Oh my me)What did i do?!?!?" "Youz hurt the kidz fellins." Al said taking a 6 prong fork and jabbing at Satan. "That's it! Jasper come with me were sending you back home!" Satan sighed grabbing her arm. "No NO NO NO NO!!!!" Jasper screamed making a scene. (15 minutes later) Satan lied in a heap outside the bar Billy the kid and Rosy standing over him. "Thats the last time you'll ever attack a harmless girl!" Rosy said. "hahahaheeheehee!" Jasper laughed sitting on Hitler's shoulders.

(The End 8D)