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Description Satoshi walked nervously down the hallway of his school.  Turning backwards he nervously glanced around for the source of the footsteps.  A warm hand touched his shoulder.  "Ahh!" he said leaping back in fear causing the transfer student to gasp in suprise.  "Satoshi-kun is everything okay?  I know i'm just a transfer student but if you want to talk about it..." Rena trailed off as she looked at Satoshi's still fearful expression.  "Well the thing is... I've been hearing these footsteps lately... everywhere I go... but when I turn around, no one's there..."  Rena looked down.  "I know about those footsteps." she said quietly.  Satoshi's eyes widened, "Ehh.... you do?" he asked nervously.  "Yeah.  I heard them too."  Rena said glancing around.  "Rena... I think I love you." Satoshi said smiling.  "W-What?!" Rena stuttered out blushing.  "Come to my house after school, aunt and uncle are supposed to be in Okinomiya." Satoshi said with a slight smirk.  "Huh?" Rena replied as he walked away.

Rena arrived after school at Satoshi's house.  Still wondering what he wanted.  She knocked on the door and was greeted by a happy Satoshi that let her in, locking the door behind him.  "Satoshi-kun, why are all the door locked?" Rena asked as Satoshi sat down in front of her.  "So no one can disturb us while we talk about those footsteps."  Rena sighed and smilied.  "Oh okay, what do you want to know about them?"  "Well, I think I know where HE is." Satoshi said looking away.  Rena gasped, "You mean Oyashiro-sama?! Were?!"  Satoshi smirked and moved closer to her.  "In you're pants..." He replied grabbing her skirt.  "UHWAHH!!!"

Several days later S-to-hi disappeared.  When police questioned the last girl to talk to him,R--a , all she said was as follows- "I don't know where S-to-hi-kun went.  He transferred... now it will never happen again... like he wanted it too..."
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kidtastic In reply to ??? [2009-07-17 14:12:42 +0000 UTC]

XD

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rosenknospeo [2008-10-13 00:09:55 +0000 UTC]

He ttly got it from Irie.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-13 02:02:12 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, but that still doesn't make it right...

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-13 13:35:02 +0000 UTC]

IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
IRIE TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT
AND IT TTLY WORKS

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-13 15:13:59 +0000 UTC]

It worked so well that Rena is crouched in the corner mumbling "Theropy, theropy, theropy..." Oh shit... I think Satoshi wants to try it again... 8O

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-13 23:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Therapy WON'T WORK BECAUSE RENA HATES STOOLS

Satoshi should get neutured.
I wonder if they do that at the clinic.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-14 02:00:17 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, but didn't she try and TAKE A STOOL HOME in Kai? Maybe it's time for Satoshi to "transfer" *sly grin*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-14 10:33:03 +0000 UTC]

RENA LIKES STOOLS
RENA LIKES STOOLS
RENA LIKES STOOLS
JUST LIKE ALICE

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-14 14:38:33 +0000 UTC]

You're scaring me... OH! ISN'T THAT IRIE TRYING TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN BUT IN A MAID OUTFIT THIS TIME?!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-14 19:01:42 +0000 UTC]

WHEN DID HE GET IN A MAID OUTFIT
WAIT A MINUTE WHY AM I NAKED

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-14 19:11:13 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE RENA LOANED YOU WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS PIXI STICKS! It was CRACK. SO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!! *throws a robe at Meri*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-14 20:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Goddamnit, Rena. I had I fucking record going on there. D<

THIS ROBE DOESN'T FIT
IRIE COME BAAAAAACK
*yanks on his legs through the window*

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-14 22:22:43 +0000 UTC]

THAT LOOKS SO WRONG. And Rena didn't know! BTW she's kinda passed out right now... *pokes Rena with stick*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-15 00:42:08 +0000 UTC]

PERFORM CPR BECAUSE I TOLD YOU SO

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-15 00:50:33 +0000 UTC]

EWW! I DON'T LIKE HER LIKE THAT!!! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. *waves something "cute" under Rena's nose.* Rena: K...Kawaii~ Omochikaeri...~

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-15 01:22:32 +0000 UTC]

wwwww whatd you do wave a perfume under her nose

I'd just sit on Irie's face while wearing a maid costume. THATS ENOUGH CPR.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-15 01:25:47 +0000 UTC]

T-That reminds me of the time Eddy sat on 's face... it wasn't perfume it was... Bisquick?!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-15 01:30:48 +0000 UTC]

ffff I don't know what you're talking about 8D

BISQUICK FLAVORED PERFUME
AWESOMMMMME

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-15 01:34:30 +0000 UTC]

TIS MA LIFE!!!!!! I freaked out when I saw Bisquick in the store and my mom went, "W-WHAT'S WRONG?! DID YOU SEE THE BROWN MAN AGAIN?!" And I went, "NOOOO. RENA STOLE MA BISQUICK AGAIN!!!!"

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-15 10:54:40 +0000 UTC]

ffffff Did she even know who you were talking about xD
Also WHO'S THIS BROWN MAAAAN

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-15 17:32:49 +0000 UTC]

She does... for some reason in my house and among my friends it is acceptible to calm me Rena. I have NO IDEA Y. THE BROWN MAN IS THE BROWN MAN WHO I SEE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. HE DOESN'T HAVE A FACE... DX

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-15 19:14:36 +0000 UTC]

MAYBE HES RELATED TO DEBBIE

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-15 21:14:20 +0000 UTC]

BUT I DUNNO WHO THAT ISSSSSS. UNLESS. LIKE... THE SNACK...

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-16 00:41:29 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S THE SAME DEBBIE
ONLY SHE'S A JAPANESE CREEPY AS FUCK DOLL THAT CAN TURN YOU INSANE IF YOU LOOK AT HER IN RL.

She lives in my goddamnd closet. I even drew a picture of her once. This also reminds me to remind my dad to figure out how the hell i can get Photoshop back.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-16 02:47:48 +0000 UTC]

How did that remind you? Ahh never mind~ BURN HER!!!!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-16 10:50:24 +0000 UTC]

NO

SHE'LL KILL ME FOR THAT

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-16 15:48:58 +0000 UTC]

...NOT IF YOU KILL HER FIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! *raises flamethrower* (has serious problems with living dolls...)

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-16 18:31:44 +0000 UTC]

I can't kill Debbie |:<
That's impossible, plus that'd break the law of Debbie.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-16 19:16:16 +0000 UTC]

I CAN KILL HER!!!!! *steals Rena's giant cleaver* Rena: HEY!!! YOU BETTER REMEMBER TO WASH IT BEFORE RETURNING THIS TIME!!!! Kidtastic: *shifty eyes* Okay~ *grin*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-16 20:35:13 +0000 UTC]

fffffff

She can fucking rip your limbs off without you even knowing it.
She can turn you insane and send you off on homicidal rampages.
You wont know why, but the only answer will be 'Debbie.'
Debbie.
DEBBIE.
It doesn't have to make sense, it only has to have to do with Debbie.
Thus Debbie's Law:
You cannot break the law of Debbie.

Of course, there's the lesser known Deborah's law, which is you cannot be immortal if you were once mortal, 'the end' does not simply disappear, no no, It's only replaced by a less merciful one.

Basically, there's no way you could kill her, because she is Debbie.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-16 20:37:49 +0000 UTC]

...But I'm already dead...

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-17 00:29:27 +0000 UTC]

HOW'D THAT HAPPEN
THAT'S LIKE THE THEORY THAT MERI IS A DEMON

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-17 00:32:17 +0000 UTC]

...What was the question? ^_^'

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-17 00:36:49 +0000 UTC]

I forget xinfinity

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-17 00:41:56 +0000 UTC]

....SEMPAIOMGIJUSTINGESTED2867CANDYCORNZ!!!!!!!!!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-17 10:44:47 +0000 UTC]

IFUCKINGHATECANDYCORN

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-17 15:49:02 +0000 UTC]

*is sugar high* LOLITLIKETURNEDMATOUNGEPURPLE!!!! *trips over Rena who is still half passed out on the ground*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-17 19:50:05 +0000 UTC]

WHATIS YOU TALKING ABOUT KJFWIOEJFKL:SFOEIJF
*trips over meri and irie*
WHAT THE HELL I THINK I WENT FROM 1ST PERSON TO 3RD PERSON

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-17 19:55:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL I DOES THAT ALLLLLLL THE TIME!!!!!!

Rena: Could you get off? ...NOW.

Kidtastic: EEP!!! *jumps*

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-17 19:59:11 +0000 UTC]

JUMPED ONTO WHAT, THOUGH?~!

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-17 19:59:53 +0000 UTC]

...A FLUFFY CLOUD OF HOPE AND WONDER!!!!!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-18 13:12:44 +0000 UTC]

RIKA NEEDS ONE OF THOSE.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-18 23:51:40 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! RENA GET ME RIKA STAT!!! Rena: Stat? I schtil don't sprek Engrish well. Kidtastic: *yells the same thing back but in Japanese* Rena: *also in Japanese* Oh!!! Now I get it!!! Alright. Rika-chan~

Isn't it hard having friends that spreck diffrnet languages? I haven't even mastered English yet! XD

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-19 01:03:07 +0000 UTC]

What language do you speak?
I speak English and I'm trying to learn japanese. Hiragana is hard.

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-19 01:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if I even speak english.... I'm supposed to be in an english speaking country but I understand Japanese eaiser. :/

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-19 03:12:54 +0000 UTC]

fffff What?

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-19 03:31:21 +0000 UTC]

What's with the fffff?!

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-19 15:43:50 +0000 UTC]

the way i started saying it is from pop n' music with the song 'fffff' and someone was like 'FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK'
also it's a common expression of disbelief only in a good way like 'FFFFF ARE YOU SERIOUS'

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kidtastic In reply to rosenknospeo [2008-10-19 17:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Really? I thought you were like trying to whistle. XD

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rosenknospeo In reply to kidtastic [2008-10-19 22:27:59 +0000 UTC]

fffff
I lol'd hard.

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