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Kiyoko-Sensei β€” Germany Motivational Poster

Published: 2011-05-13 01:08:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 14874; Favourites: 589; Downloads: 467
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Description Okay, this was my very first demotivational poster. I was watching Hetalia and when Germany said this line I just cracked up. I had to make a poster.

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HellPhoenix5 [2018-01-14 10:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Germany is weird. It's also his fault all the countries got involved in World War 2.

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RMH616 [2017-06-17 00:19:03 +0000 UTC]

WIR SIND EBEN GEIL XD

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lynnadalama [2016-11-11 23:47:23 +0000 UTC]

he killed him by nosebleeds (:3) (because PASTA)

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SharkLady89 [2016-11-01 17:48:27 +0000 UTC]

wait so he's admitting to murder?

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unisheepgrirl [2016-01-18 13:30:07 +0000 UTC]

and a grape

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faerielights10032 [2015-04-18 05:53:07 +0000 UTC]

And a grape.....

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Ask-The-Dark-Island [2015-02-10 22:38:53 +0000 UTC]

He doesn't have a mustache

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KathrineKatsdaleFnaf In reply to Ask-The-Dark-Island [2016-01-10 08:57:26 +0000 UTC]

maybe he shaved it

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Mukaawa In reply to Ask-The-Dark-Island [2016-01-01 08:47:41 +0000 UTC]

maybe he's a blond and his mustache is short so you can't see it xd

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Ask-The-Dark-Island In reply to Mukaawa [2016-01-03 22:34:11 +0000 UTC]

He is a blonde. And there would still be signs of a mustache if he had even a short one

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krystalizedstorm In reply to Ask-The-Dark-Island [2015-11-19 06:18:33 +0000 UTC]

That's the point xD

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Ask-The-Dark-Island In reply to krystalizedstorm [2015-11-22 00:42:31 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it

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krystalizedstorm In reply to Ask-The-Dark-Island [2015-11-22 00:47:45 +0000 UTC]

It's either just meant to be random silly, or his facial hair is just that short that you can't see it. Thus probably implying that he's strong or somethin'

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Ask-The-Dark-Island In reply to krystalizedstorm [2015-11-27 01:11:39 +0000 UTC]

Maybe

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mistychanaru [2015-01-06 17:40:18 +0000 UTC]

You forgot about the grape XD

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NoireDicentra [2014-10-08 15:07:51 +0000 UTC]

I think I know how Germany managed to kill a man with his own moustache and a grape:Β 

Plug the guy's nose with the moustache, and have him choke to death on the grape. :3

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Kiyoko-Sensei In reply to NoireDicentra [2014-11-10 15:48:05 +0000 UTC]

That's so badass. :3

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NoireDicentra In reply to Kiyoko-Sensei [2014-11-10 18:03:25 +0000 UTC]

I know right~? :3 Germany is badass like that

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JuRom [2014-07-20 15:49:16 +0000 UTC]

W-wait what. He dosen't even have a moustache Β 

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invadersharie [2014-07-08 16:43:46 +0000 UTC]

And a grape. Don't forget the grape.

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shinochick17 [2014-06-18 19:27:05 +0000 UTC]

am i the only one who really wants to see that

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worldsmixer [2014-06-13 16:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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jeffthekillerfan5678 [2014-04-02 21:18:27 +0000 UTC]

but he has no mustache o-o

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jstar222 [2013-12-23 17:54:59 +0000 UTC]

"I once killed a man with his own moustache and a grape." You can here Romano screaming already.

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jstar222 In reply to jstar222 [2013-12-23 17:55:28 +0000 UTC]

you can hear - my terrible grammarΒ 

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JadeParis24 [2013-09-27 11:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Pffft XD great ill go tell romano his mooostache plan is gonna lead to his death @_@

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Ask-ThornStar [2013-09-16 01:20:12 +0000 UTC]

Even when he doesn't have one >:'D

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xxitalyxxgermanyxx [2013-09-02 03:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I live for this kinda stuff

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furchild1204 [2013-07-24 16:00:39 +0000 UTC]

And a grape.

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RanniaRazebasan [2013-07-10 10:54:40 +0000 UTC]

He sure did! XD

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midnight-nightengale [2013-06-26 20:36:34 +0000 UTC]

what mustache *turns around and gets attack by a caterpillar!*
oh wait it's a mustache run!

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Insane-Alchemist [2013-06-26 18:49:58 +0000 UTC]

And a grape! Don't forget the grape! But yeah I cracking up when I heard that.

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awsomeprussialover [2013-06-02 16:32:23 +0000 UTC]

and a grape

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FG122 [2013-05-30 03:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Wat?

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toshirouswife [2013-05-02 20:31:45 +0000 UTC]

what mustache? my god it crawled off his face! mustache-ception!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MangaGirl500 [2013-04-28 20:08:24 +0000 UTC]

0.0 i didnt know that 0.0

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deidaralover360 [2013-04-22 23:13:17 +0000 UTC]

i still want you in by bed with me....

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Allana-san [2013-04-22 21:21:06 +0000 UTC]

Which mustache?

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HetalianMiss [2013-04-21 05:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep vith his own mustache und a grape.
Me: I'd still want you in my bed with me~
Germany: … -.-'

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vixelzzz [2013-04-09 01:45:19 +0000 UTC]

and a grape!

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Wangchun-yanNene [2013-03-30 23:35:22 +0000 UTC]

und a grape

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Picopicomietso [2013-03-30 10:04:57 +0000 UTC]

i saw that episode and i was wondering was germany asleep or the guy

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Kawaii-mutt [2013-03-28 02:46:41 +0000 UTC]

..AND A GRAPE

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hetaliaXotakuXUK [2013-03-25 05:03:14 +0000 UTC]

and a grape, and grape!!!!

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giantstorylover [2013-03-24 22:54:37 +0000 UTC]

How do you manage to kill a man with a grape and his own mustache?! XD

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FTG767 [2013-03-20 22:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Um... I usually don't remember what episodes they say certain things... Did he really say that in the anime or does it come from somewhere else?

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Ineru In reply to FTG767 [2013-03-24 16:00:32 +0000 UTC]

He told that Italy when Italy was like 'I wont get up!'

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FTG767 In reply to Ineru [2013-03-24 16:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I see.

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AwesomepersonKC [2013-02-06 01:21:47 +0000 UTC]

One of Germany's greatest moments in my opinion. But, as people before me have mentioned…

DON'T FORGET THE GRAPE!!!!

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ZephyrStar360 [2013-02-02 22:54:49 +0000 UTC]

YOU FORGOT THE GRAPE!! xD

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