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kjmarch — Sub-Par Roster 1

Published: 2007-12-08 16:44:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 8598; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 63
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Description Here is the 1st part of the sub-par roster. All superheroes created by friends and I.

Man-Hands- Super powerful grip
Captain Stacker- Stack objects (regardless of size and weight) super-fast
Cloud Cover- Take on the properties of a cloud, turn into a cloud
Stiltz- Grow out legs
Hummingbird Lady- Flight via wings, pointy beak
The Fungus- Stimulate growth of fungus
Flyboy-Morph into a house fly
Rubberman- Mental manipulation of rubber
Flint- Create sparks when fists hit together
Waxman- Made of living wax
Manchild- Turn into an infant
Squirrel Storm-Mentally control squirrels for 15 min intervals (15 min recharge time)
Exchange Rate- Generation of Canadian pennies
Luke Warm- Very slowly increase the ambient heat of objects
Contagent- Constantly sick; can inflict various low-level infections, diseases, and viruses on others
The Vomiteer- Powerful projectile vomiting in vast amounts
Spectrum- Turn different colors (only one at a time)
Fitz Connelly- Strength greatly increases with the more alcohol he drinks
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Comments: 42

evilhusky49 [2012-10-12 20:03:35 +0000 UTC]

waxman would suck when it comes to pretty much any kind of supervillain

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Annie-O [2011-09-18 19:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Man, cool ideas. A parody on the usual SH.

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LegacyHeroComics [2010-12-05 04:34:07 +0000 UTC]

I love it!!
Their powers are no more lame than many other heroes.

Without his web-shooters, Spider-Man is basically just a guy who clings to walls.

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Chronicler-of-Soul In reply to LegacyHeroComics [2015-01-08 21:27:13 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention, seemingly sucky powers can be highly effective if used in the right way.

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LegacyHeroComics In reply to Chronicler-of-Soul [2015-01-10 03:24:59 +0000 UTC]

It works for the Legion of Substitute Heroes.

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Chronicler-of-Soul In reply to LegacyHeroComics [2015-01-10 23:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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fuckaname [2008-11-07 00:16:13 +0000 UTC]

im sorry but i used lukewarm for a halloween costume and i won best dressed lol

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kjmarch In reply to fuckaname [2008-11-07 00:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Nice!!! Do you have a picture? I would love to see my hero in costume form

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fuckaname In reply to kjmarch [2008-11-07 01:14:49 +0000 UTC]

nah no1 had a camera for some odd reason,it was pretty sweet to,id say the power and walk up and placemy hand tht were in ovenmitts btw lol and say "do you feelmy power affecting your face"lol twas pretty sweet

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kjmarch In reply to fuckaname [2008-11-07 03:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Ha, that is awesome

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fuckaname In reply to kjmarch [2008-11-10 19:09:59 +0000 UTC]

hey man,hows it? me and my mates have started coming up with sum well subpars i guess,like one guy hypnot has the ability to hypnotise himself,and like barelythere has the ability to become 90% tanslucent lol we had heaps others to but its to early to remember them all lol

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kjmarch In reply to fuckaname [2008-11-12 02:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh pretty good, good to hear that your thinking up some sub-pars! I like the ability to hypnotize himself, that's very cool. You have pictures of any of these new sub-par additions?

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fuckaname In reply to kjmarch [2008-11-12 04:48:59 +0000 UTC]

not yet im workin on them as we speak lol

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kjmarch In reply to fuckaname [2008-11-12 13:18:54 +0000 UTC]

Sweet, give me a holler when you get them done

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fuckaname In reply to kjmarch [2008-11-12 19:14:25 +0000 UTC]

yeah will do

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shockrock [2008-04-27 23:39:08 +0000 UTC]

fitz connelly isnt a superhero, hes just a regular drunk lol jk

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kjmarch In reply to shockrock [2008-04-28 01:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, yeah. One big ol angry drunk

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Titanjak [2007-12-12 05:22:48 +0000 UTC]

On Captain stacker you wrote "The stacker"

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kjmarch In reply to Titanjak [2007-12-12 13:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Yes, the name was changed for the comic

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Titanjak In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-12 19:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh

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darroku [2007-12-10 19:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Cool and funny at the same time.

Exchange Rate is hilarious. I actually wouldn’t mind having the powers of Rubberman.

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kjmarch In reply to darroku [2007-12-10 23:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Rubberman actaully has a somewhat decent power

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darroku In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-11 23:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, he could kick Mr. Fantastics ass.

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lou-ten-thousand [2007-12-09 15:19:28 +0000 UTC]

are, all the ones i have never heard of, enemies? like all the ones after rubber man/stiltz?

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kjmarch In reply to lou-ten-thousand [2007-12-09 16:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Nope, they are all part of the sub-pars

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lou-ten-thousand In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-09 18:47:38 +0000 UTC]

okay!

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OlGreenDommy [2007-12-09 08:38:18 +0000 UTC]

CANADIAN PENNIES?!!!! cpt-awesome's one weakness!

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AeonAlliance [2007-12-09 00:40:44 +0000 UTC]

hmmm i think "hummingbird lady" she be renamed "madam hummingbird" it flows better in my opinion

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Poke137 [2007-12-08 23:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Though they're powers are lame, I could totally see how they'd be useful. Like the Cloud Guy could pass through jailbars by turning into a cloud and stuff.

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kjmarch In reply to Poke137 [2007-12-09 00:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, some of their powers would be pretty useful in everyday life.

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CrimeRoyale [2007-12-08 22:28:58 +0000 UTC]

Freaking AWESOME. Need more!

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kjmarch In reply to CrimeRoyale [2007-12-09 00:02:45 +0000 UTC]

There are still some Sub-Pars out there waiting to be drawn

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Jiraiya-joe7 [2007-12-08 20:48:08 +0000 UTC]

they are drawn cool but they have stupid powers

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kjmarch In reply to Jiraiya-joe7 [2007-12-08 22:01:43 +0000 UTC]

Exactly

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Speedslide [2007-12-08 18:01:59 +0000 UTC]

These superheroes could kick Virtus' butt any time. ^_^

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kjmarch In reply to Speedslide [2007-12-08 18:38:20 +0000 UTC]

Lol, i dunno, they have pretty crappy powers

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Speedslide In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-08 19:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Just because their powers are different, it doesn't make them crappy. Let's test it out.

Virtus: Since my creator asks for it, can I borrow one of you to have a stage fight with?

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kjmarch In reply to Speedslide [2007-12-08 20:05:36 +0000 UTC]

I suppose, who shall you challenger be?

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Speedslide In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-08 20:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Virtus: I don't know, you pick.

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kjmarch In reply to Speedslide [2007-12-08 22:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I suppose the Vomiteer might be able to take on Virtus

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Speedslide In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-08 22:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Virtus: Yuck... The things I do to prove myself...

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baragon2001 [2007-12-08 17:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Squirrel Storm is so awesome

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