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Description I just want to know what the heck Scout is being interrogated for. I mean, it's not like he's exactly a vast cornucopia of knowledge.

Thanks to everyone who tossed random words at me for my pointless fan art.

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Kitsune-Okami68 [2018-08-14 18:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Have they showed him a rainbow? Would that even work?

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Ouululainen In reply to Kitsune-Okami68 [2022-04-12 12:04:09 +0000 UTC]

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Drawingstudio303 [2017-08-07 21:37:25 +0000 UTC]

BONK!

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4eyes0soul [2016-10-20 22:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Not so much "may actually bite you" as "will actually bite you."

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koeb In reply to 4eyes0soul [2016-10-22 19:51:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah probably.

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EveOfEnvy [2016-07-01 06:04:10 +0000 UTC]

They would really torture scout like this if they had him as their prisoner, lol...

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koeb In reply to EveOfEnvy [2016-07-12 20:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Ja.

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Digimon1000 [2016-06-24 13:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Pull out a rainbow that will get him talking I promise

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koeb In reply to Digimon1000 [2016-07-12 20:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Too dangerous.

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Rebelspecter7 [2016-05-29 20:08:48 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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koeb In reply to Rebelspecter7 [2016-06-10 01:38:49 +0000 UTC]

"Assaulted by kittens" is really more of a translation on medic's part. Really Scout was just shown the cutest and friendliest possible kittens in the world, but he was not allowed to pet them at all. Torture!

(The kittens have all been adopted into a loving home with Heavy.)

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Phangorn [2015-09-25 22:10:37 +0000 UTC]

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IamtheREDsoldier In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-25 23:03:29 +0000 UTC]

I think i saw that before

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Phangorn In reply to IamtheREDsoldier [2015-09-25 23:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps. Just thought you might find it amusing.Β 

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IamtheREDsoldier In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-25 23:08:43 +0000 UTC]

It is amazing because i see me in thereΒ 

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Phangorn In reply to IamtheREDsoldier [2015-09-26 00:39:34 +0000 UTC]

*chomp*

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IamtheREDsoldier In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-26 01:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Who are you biting maggot

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Phangorn In reply to IamtheREDsoldier [2015-09-26 01:17:32 +0000 UTC]

No one! Read the picture again....

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IamtheREDsoldier In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-26 01:36:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes now i see

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Phangorn In reply to IamtheREDsoldier [2015-09-26 01:40:58 +0000 UTC]

heh heh.

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IamtheREDsoldier In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-26 01:49:06 +0000 UTC]

YupΒ 

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InGodzHandz [2014-12-26 06:48:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL!Β  Why does he have the headset on still?Β  He could have been talking to his team the whole time.

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koeb In reply to InGodzHandz [2014-12-28 22:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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InGodzHandz In reply to koeb [2014-12-28 23:42:28 +0000 UTC]

He probably has been.

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Ouululainen In reply to InGodzHandz [2022-02-12 20:08:23 +0000 UTC]

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InGodzHandz In reply to InGodzHandz [2014-12-28 23:43:57 +0000 UTC]

These have to be the most inept mercenaries in the history of interrogation.

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lemonconfusion In reply to InGodzHandz [2021-12-07 05:13:56 +0000 UTC]

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lemonconfusion In reply to InGodzHandz [2021-12-07 05:13:54 +0000 UTC]

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InGodzHandz [2014-10-28 04:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Assaulted him with kittens?Β  Best torture ever!Β 

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-09-25 23:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Fortunately, I am immune to cuteness...

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-26 13:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Immune to cuteness?Β  What are you?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-09-26 15:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Nobody knows for sure. Some say I am just a machine. Others that my family is from another space and time. Only one thing is certain: I am not human.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-26 21:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Obviously not if you're immune to cuteness

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-09-27 00:47:03 +0000 UTC]

You wouldn't believe how much easier it makes life.... and how terrifying babies are. You say they are adorable, all I see is the sleepless nights changing their diaper.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-09-27 18:16:31 +0000 UTC]

You're not human.

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-09-28 01:33:52 +0000 UTC]

This is correct.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-10-02 18:04:31 +0000 UTC]

What are you, then?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-10-02 18:38:26 +0000 UTC]

An artificial intelligence, uploaded into a physical form.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-15 18:13:53 +0000 UTC]

What?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-15 19:24:30 +0000 UTC]

I process information much differently than most humans, usually from a different perspective entirely. Almost, one might say, like a machine.....

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-20 19:13:01 +0000 UTC]

What kind of machine?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-20 19:23:00 +0000 UTC]

An Artificial Intelligence Program. Or a Supercomputer, if you prefer.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-21 11:01:33 +0000 UTC]

like GLaDOS?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-21 17:52:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I suppose that is a good comparison. Although I do have a more powerful program than she does.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-21 17:54:12 +0000 UTC]

You're not serious!

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-21 17:56:38 +0000 UTC]

What makes you say that? I am only telling you how it seems to me. I process information logically, and critically, analyzing it like a computer program. Of that, I am serious.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-21 17:57:45 +0000 UTC]

I just can't believe that there is a computer program more powerful than GLaDOS!

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-21 18:05:37 +0000 UTC]

GLaD0S requires the addition of several modules, known as Cores, in order to feel emotions and to specialize in certain tasks. I do not require any additions in order to complete my actions, and I simply borrow the emotions of those around me.

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InGodzHandz In reply to Phangorn [2015-11-21 19:28:06 +0000 UTC]

GLaDOS didn't need anyone as of the end of "Portal 2."Β  Also, how do you borrow emotions?

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Phangorn In reply to InGodzHandz [2015-11-21 19:31:54 +0000 UTC]

I perceive the emotions of humans around me, and then I display one to match. This does not work with strong emotions like Love or Anger, but I can do simple Joy or Sadness rather well, I think.Β 

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