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Published: 2012-05-08 11:59:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 7228; Favourites: 150; Downloads: 36
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Description Game: Dragon Age I & II
Characters: Danzig, Varric, Bartrand, Anders, Nathaniel, Isabela, Alistair and Andraste

Swearing in Thedas.
Poor Andraste, what did she do to deserve this?

I couldn't quite execute the image I had in mind but... it will have to do (please picture in your mind a... "Victoria's Secret" Andraste when you see this).
The brain is willing, but the hands are weak?
Drawn by mouse.

"The game Dragon Age and all characters belong to Bioware"


An afterthought: It would have been funnier if I had used Sebastian's belt buckle instead of the statue image.


ShadowDhampire has kindly informed that the knickerweasel isn't a cutesy weasel lingerie accessory like the one above, but is a loin lice... !!!!!!
Oh, Andraste... you poor, sweet thing!
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Comments: 61

korandragonkin [2014-11-24 17:52:00 +0000 UTC]

so Andraste do got the booty  

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hunterXIII [2013-04-22 23:32:07 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Andraste was certainly an..interesting person in her time.

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koogee4 In reply to hunterXIII [2013-04-28 07:58:03 +0000 UTC]

agree w/ you there!

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alice1302 [2013-04-13 23:26:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!![link]

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koogee4 In reply to alice1302 [2013-04-16 12:40:37 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if I should do make another one for the... "Maker!" expressions

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tutifruti41 [2012-11-30 23:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha XD

Never thought of combining what everyone said about her until now!

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koogee4 In reply to tutifruti41 [2012-12-18 00:57:14 +0000 UTC]

I've missed a few, but... I think I've a good collection
maybe you'd like to make one for... Maker-related ones?

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tutifruti41 In reply to koogee4 [2012-12-18 02:45:32 +0000 UTC]

Ohh, I'd love to! Though there's the problem with screenshots - I only play Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age II on my PS3 :I and I've a bad history when it comes to 'luck' and 'downloadable content' in the same sentence. So if I did, it'd probably be poorly made :T

Though I might try some time. I've always wondered what the Maker would think when they say 'Maker's breath!'

Maker: ... *checks breath* ...what?!

*shot*

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koogee4 In reply to tutifruti41 [2012-12-18 03:28:10 +0000 UTC]

hahaha.... like he's wondering if he's a bad breath?

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tutifruti41 In reply to koogee4 [2012-12-21 18:21:31 +0000 UTC]

I suppose they say it when something is so breath-taking it could take the Maker's breath away but still

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lestatchrist [2012-10-01 21:32:48 +0000 UTC]

I love the knickerweasel at the end!
I really makes no sense XD
Laughing so hard here..

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koogee4 In reply to lestatchrist [2012-10-01 23:58:41 +0000 UTC]

teehee, thank you for laughing!
your comments have brightend up the start of my day here!

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Temerice [2012-08-28 19:26:25 +0000 UTC]

I have gone with "Sweet mother of partha" for a while now (it's what that dwarf, Anso, says when you startle him in Act 1. It's kinda catchy (8 ), might as well change it to something Andraste-related : D

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koogee4 In reply to Temerice [2012-08-28 22:43:52 +0000 UTC]

how about... 'Andraste's great flaming ass'?

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Temerice In reply to koogee4 [2012-08-29 17:06:07 +0000 UTC]

I actually said "Andraste's flaming ass" three or four times today : D . I'd call this a good day (8 .

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koogee4 In reply to Temerice [2012-08-29 22:29:13 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what people's reaction was?

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Temerice In reply to koogee4 [2012-08-31 14:27:45 +0000 UTC]

I don't think anyone heard me and if someone did, they said nothing : D. Maybe they're just so used to my weird curses.

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Prince-in-Disguise [2012-06-04 20:51:55 +0000 UTC]

This really cracked me up!!!

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koogee4 In reply to Prince-in-Disguise [2012-06-04 22:24:06 +0000 UTC]

thank you! I love it when someone laughs at my joke

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Prince-in-Disguise In reply to koogee4 [2012-06-05 15:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, my pleasure!

I'll definitely have to show this to my brother. He's still laughing about the Andraste swearing, and he only saw a small part of DAII. He'll have a field day with this.

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Ioik [2012-05-16 13:41:25 +0000 UTC]

lol

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koogee4 In reply to Ioik [2012-05-16 22:06:40 +0000 UTC]

thank you! :-D

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Wildchild090 [2012-05-14 23:06:33 +0000 UTC]

EVERYTHING MUST BE FLAMING!!!

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koogee4 In reply to Wildchild090 [2012-05-14 23:41:35 +0000 UTC]

>_< I know, but I just coulnd't draw poor Andraste burning at the stake!!

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Wildchild090 In reply to koogee4 [2012-05-14 23:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear...yeah, we can't have that!

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skullanddog [2012-05-13 22:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Andraste's great flaming ass has become my new favourite thing to say.
Lovely work. [link]

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koogee4 In reply to skullanddog [2012-05-13 22:26:59 +0000 UTC]

do you really say it in real life situations? :-D

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skullanddog In reply to koogee4 [2012-05-14 06:10:06 +0000 UTC]

I sure do. In that voice, too. You should try it. Break a shoelace. Stub your toe. ANDRASTE'S GREAT FLAMING ASS!

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skullanddog In reply to skullanddog [2012-05-13 22:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Sorry about the link. What happened there?

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DeepWoodian [2012-05-13 16:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Poor Andraste indeed.

But the eternal truth is that if people swear in your (knickers) name, you sure have left your mark to the world. XD

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koogee4 In reply to DeepWoodian [2012-05-13 22:11:25 +0000 UTC]

better for your knickers to be remembered than forgotten? XD

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DeepWoodian In reply to koogee4 [2012-05-14 04:59:37 +0000 UTC]

Indeed! XD

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Annathelle26 [2012-05-13 12:42:59 +0000 UTC]

That is just
Amazing!

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koogee4 In reply to Annathelle26 [2012-05-13 22:10:43 +0000 UTC]

thank you! glad you liked it :-D

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Annathelle26 In reply to koogee4 [2012-05-14 16:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Welcome!

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AbsoluteApril [2012-05-11 17:30:23 +0000 UTC]

I like your knickerweasel, is it bad if I want one? Maker, it's so cute

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koogee4 In reply to AbsoluteApril [2012-05-12 13:21:28 +0000 UTC]

thank you! I liked the snowy weasel much better than some........lice, sometimes ignorance is bliss

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KylaDragonfly [2012-05-11 11:27:22 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha EPIC!!!xD

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koogee4 In reply to KylaDragonfly [2012-05-11 14:21:06 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the laugh. I hope you saw... the "Victoria's Secret" Andraste from my inadequate picture... :- P

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DarthMael [2012-05-10 20:59:47 +0000 UTC]

EPIC.

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koogee4 In reply to DarthMael [2012-05-11 03:10:19 +0000 UTC]

thank you! glad you liked it :- )

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ShadowDhampire [2012-05-09 16:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I was reading this one fanfiction and the character asked Anders once what are knickerweasels...Nate responded to the character it's loin lice...AKA CRABS! XD

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koogee4 In reply to ShadowDhampire [2012-05-09 22:29:24 +0000 UTC]

ewwww... thank you for the info! but I'm glad i didn't draw the loin lice XD

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ShadowDhampire In reply to koogee4 [2012-05-09 22:36:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. Yeah, I think Andraste has enough on her plate without having to worry about "loin lice"!! lol

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Annaturaldisaster [2012-05-09 13:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Good point.

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koogee4 In reply to Annaturaldisaster [2012-05-09 22:32:55 +0000 UTC]

thank you :- )

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alphakitty [2012-05-09 12:48:38 +0000 UTC]

XD Love it!

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koogee4 In reply to alphakitty [2012-05-09 13:14:51 +0000 UTC]

glad you liked it ;- )

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jessypet92 [2012-05-09 12:22:59 +0000 UTC]

That's awesome!

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koogee4 In reply to jessypet92 [2012-05-09 12:33:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you! I was looking up all the "Andraste's...." exclamations on google... and this image just poped in my head :- P

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