drigulch [2013-01-01 22:10:06 +0000 UTC]
Now wouldn't that turn out to be a surprisingly shocking, new and different kind of shopping reward were you to be the millionth rude and obnoxious customer to come through the door on that particular day when the staff decided to go Biblical on your behind with that elegantly extravagant flavor of a Broadway production as she ran around the building setting the place alight using your burning hair for a torch with "I don't know how to love him" blaring in the background.
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