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The sky was on fire, the sky was on fire.. FIRE!?  Oh no! I only have ten minutes to live, ten minutes to go on with my life, ten minutes to progress to an alternate reality.  It seemed impossible, unforeseeable – I couldn't do it, but no, I must – there is only one way to commence – its to kill the holy treedom.

Yes, I said it kill the holy treedom, don't ask why he must die, but it's a certain misfortune, he needs death and death is what he shall get.  Now, moving onto planning – yes, I have to plan.  And the plan is, first I'll sneak into his forest (cause oddly he lives in a forest) and bribe one of the guards to let me sneak into his bedchamber.  Then I'll fall to sleep, yes, sleep mwhahaha! Once asleep in his chamber I'll be able to infiltrate his dreams and tear him up, I'll be able to destroy him from his own mind!  But let's remember the sky is on fire now, and we've only got eight more minutes to live.

So, here I went, the guard, he was sleeping – which was quite odd for such a dire situation, but atlas – not my problem, its just one less fair I have to pay.  I slipped easily into the forest, the large trees towered miles into the sky. They were so tall I was unable to see the tops, matter of fact I was unable to see even the leaves of the trees.  Only god would know how massive the leaves must be.  And with looking at the fallen remains they were massive.

Okay.  I've moved into the bed chambers, it's a hidden place somewhere in the middle of the forest inside one of the largest of trees.  His chamber is actually fairly small, but it still seems reasonable for he is a fairly small tree.  Once I was inside I quickly rushed into his bed, I large bark-covered bed of mush and rot.  It was nasty, and I only have a few minutes to fall asleep in his tough bed and move into the alternate reality to save myself.  But how the hell was I going to sleep in a bed of bark?  It seemed impossible.

Then I realized, there was only one way.  I had to knock myself out.  I had to punch myself in the face till I fainted, and thus I commenced….  The first whack was unbearably painful, but I continued I hit again, and again – I was once told it was impossible to knock yourself out – but I'll prove those bastards otherwise! Mhaha! Whack! Whack! Whack! My darn hand is holding me back, I must keep trying – whack! Whack! I'll get it sooner or later! Whack!

Crash.

Dreams.

Everything around me got hot, I felt at peace as the heat from above melted down into the tree hideout I was peacefully in.  I had no problems with this peace; it was the most enjoyable sleep ever.  Then I saw a light, a strange light, it must be the gateway to the other reality, I must have made it – I must have gotten there in time, but there was no way I could tell, I had to move towards it.  I had to get to the  light, closer, closer, closer I moved – I was almost there I was almost in it and – BLACKNESS.

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The sky was on fire, the sky was on fire.. FIRE!?  Oh no! I only have ten minutes to live, ten minutes to go on with my life, ten minutes to progress to an alternate reality.  It seemed impossible, unforeseeable – I couldn't do it, but no, I must – there is only one way to commence – its to kill the holy treedom.

Yes, I said it kill the holy treedom, don't ask why he must die, but it's a certain misfortune, he needs death and death is what he shall get.  Now, moving onto planning – yes, I have to plan.  And the plan is, first I'll sneak into his forest (cause oddly he lives in a forest) and bribe one of the guards to let me sneak into his bedchamber.  Then I'll fall to sleep, yes, sleep mwhahaha! Once asleep in his chamber I'll be able to infiltrate his dreams and tear him up, I'll be able to destroy him from his own mind!  But let's remember the sky is on fire now, and we've only got eight more minutes to live.

So, here I went, the guard, he was sleeping – which was quite odd for such a dire situation, but atlas – not my problem, its just one less fair I have to pay.  I slipped easily into the forest, the large trees towered miles into the sky. They were so tall I was unable to see the tops, matter of fact I was unable to see even the leaves of the trees.  Only god would know how massive the leaves must be.  And with looking at the fallen remains they were massive.

Okay.  I've moved into the bed chambers, it's a hidden place somewhere in the middle of the forest inside one of the largest of trees.  His chamber is actually fairly small, but it still seems reasonable for he is a fairly small tree.  Once I was inside I quickly rushed into his bed, I large bark-covered bed of mush and rot.  It was nasty, and I only have a few minutes to fall asleep in his tough bed and move into the alternate reality to save myself.  But how the hell was I going to sleep in a bed of bark?  It seemed impossible.

Then I realized, there was only one way.  I had to knock myself out.  I had to punch myself in the face till I fainted, and thus I commenced….  The first whack was unbearably painful, but I continued I hit again, and again – I was once told it was impossible to knock yourself out – but I'll prove those bastards otherwise! Mhaha! Whack! Whack! Whack! My darn hand is holding me back, I must keep trying – whack! Whack! I'll get it sooner or later! Whack!

Crash.

Dreams.

Everything around me got hot, I felt at peace as the heat from above melted down into the tree hideout I was peacefully in.  I had no problems with this peace; it was the most enjoyable sleep ever.  Then I saw a light, a strange light, it must be the gateway to the other reality, I must have made it – I must have gotten there in time, but there was no way I could tell, I had to move towards it.  I had to get to the  light, closer, closer, closer I moved – I was almost there I was almost in it and – BLACKNESS.