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Published: 2011-05-11 01:04:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 679; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 6
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L lacks table manners and is a master of chop-sticks.
Took a sushi break over the Scon weekend to celebrate the B-day of my Misa/Alice (who may be getting a new wig in the mail from me
).L made point of it by eating a couple of cuppycakes from the wonderful Cupcake Royale. I will honestly miss these little treats once I leave Seattle for the Big Apple in a few months. Their cake is moist and the frosting is sinful.
I do apologize for the pic quality, but I swiped this off the internet. And really, I do like it.
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LOL I remember this...
(I was so tiiiired this day.)
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..............L.......you really need to learn proper table etiquette *face palms*
this is hilarious though. You make me jealous, since I'm dying to strut my stuff as fem. Izaya
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He's too busy to be bothered to, and otherwise doesn't care. The waiters who stare at him in disgust on the other hand, those amuse him.
Ohhhh...why can't you? I want to see you strut your stuff.
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Perhaps Light needs to teach him
Because my friends are dicks
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Does Light desire to be L's finishing school professor? ...he can try but L may end up...distracted.
So? Do it anyway.
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Light is always up for a challenge
no camera XD I am NOT wearing that cosplay unless I have a purpose
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This may be more than he can handle. The state of L's nails alone would give him nightmares.
Aw... now I wish I was there. I need something to photograph for my portrait project. XD
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.......Light will be dragging out his manicure set then
O.o I'm not sure you should be allowed near me in that outfit. As a fellow Izaya, god knows what crazy shit you'd try to make me do
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O.o L is hiding.
I think I should be allowed because I'm a fellow Izaya. It'd be the best shiz ever.
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Aww, c'mon L. It won't be that bad
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Yes, says me. Don't you trust me?
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No. I do not actually.
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Well considering how you're handling those nail clippers, I see little reason to do so at the moment.
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Your nails look so much better though! You really should take better care of yourself
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I do take care of myself! (pouts)
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quite obviously, which is why your nails looked utterly atrocious before I got a hold of them (scowls)
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(stares at nail before nibbling on it)
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Stop that! (grabs hand) No wonder your nails are so horrid looking
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(pulls at hand, trying to get it back)
I bite them so they won't get in the way, and they don't.
There is nothing amiss with them.
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(Yanks harder, grimacing)
Not only is it a horrid habit, but think of all the germs under your nails! I insist that you at least start cutting them
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Actually, the majority of what lies under my nails is sugar based. Wasting it would be a shame.
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That is disgusting! (yanks your hand close) we're going to clean these
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Wha...! (falls over slightly)
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(drags to the sink) Ryuuzaki, really. This is horrid (digs out a manicure set, setting to work cleaning under your nails)
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(stares in horror) Are you going to cut off my fingers with those things!
DX
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No Ryuuzaki. I'm cleaning under your nails (rolls eyes)
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(winces in pain, trying to pull my hand from yours) I honestly fail to see the point of this Ligh-kun...
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(sets the tool down) because having such grime under your nails is revolting, Ryuuzaki.
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To you, given your need to be ridiculously clean. But you know Light-kun, if one is too clean they are more susceptible to diseases as their body is less acclimated to the presence of such germs.
As L, I cannot afford to get sick...
Or perhaps you cleanse yourself in order to get closer to godliness. Hmmm... 7 percent.
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No, you can't (smirks) which is why it's disgusting that you chew on your nails, since there are thousands of germs inhabiting the spaces under them. But you knew that, of course
And taking pride in maintaining a neat, cleanly appearance is normal, Ryuuzaki. I'm not Kira.
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Its well over one thousand actually, I can have my nails swabed and sent for testing if you like.
Showering for an hour every day is far from normal Light-kun.
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And what point would that prove, other than the fact that you chewing on your nails is disgusting? (pulls away) there. All clean.
I enjoy being thorough. And I can't recall you having any reason to complain, Ryuuzaki
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(stares at head) It feels funny...
I feel as if Light-kun is implying something with that statement.
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That's because you're missing all the filth from your hands
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(bites thumb) ..I can't bite it as well anymore.
Yes, Light-kun is rather anal...
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Of course you can. You just resist change
As I said Ryuuzaki. You would know best
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When one spends their life flying all over the world, sometimes it is comforting to keep certain things the same.
(bites on pinky nail)
Now you're mocking me.
The only reason I know is because I must observe everything you do. And your attention to detail only raises my suspicion of you being Kira.
Kira enjoys controlling the little details, just as Light-kun does. Furthermore, Light-kun may be anal because he has to be sure he's given no evidence away.
7.62%
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(sighs, grabs your hand) but maintaining a filthy habit just for the sake of comfort is not only disgusting, Ryuuzaki. It's unhealthy.
Ryuuzaki......the same could be said of you. You enjoy controlling everything, and your attention to detail rivals my own (lifts wrist) remember? You suffered the displeasure of handcuffing our wrists together, just to ensure that you missed no sign of my being Kira. It was a waste of time, because I'm not, but still.
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How is it unhealthy? I haven't been sick since I was five. I think that points to a superior health.
I'm tracking a murderer Light-kun. I've explained this to you multiple times. The handcuffs are necessaary. If you were innocent you wouldn't be making such a big deal about it.
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Your body must be genetically altered then. Perhaps aliens kidnapped you and performed experiments upon you (rolls eyes)
Ryuuzaki, even an innocent man would protest being handcuffed to YOU
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Light-kun doesn't honestly belive in aliens abducting me? As we are chained together, if I am beamed up so too would you be.
...Light-kun has hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends...
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I meant in the past, Ryuuzaki. (sighs) But it's ridiculous, the idea of any aliens wanting to kidnap you
.......we are, Ryuuzaki (frowns) you just...tend to be rather extreme
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Yes, if any human was to be abducted there's a 34% chance it would be Light-kun.
...Extreme? I prefer to think of it as being thorough.
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.....why me?
(sighs more) Thorough is a kind way of putting it Ryuuzaki
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Because you are a perfect specimen of the human race.
I think it's the appropriate way of putting it.
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