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Published: 2013-12-01 05:21:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 3256; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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This was a request from ~KyotoLovesLambosX3
I was able to find Lilly and Offenderman once again, hoping to attain a new story. Offenderman was up to his usual scheming ways and tried to present me with a rose, but before I could accept or deny the offering, Lilly ate it. Q.Q
Normally his roses act as an aphrodisiac, but Lilly is highly unaffected by such things. Needless to say that Offenderman was incredibly distraught. I don't think they'll ever get along. =^-^=
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LMAO!!! OMG, she ATE it?! Their faces~!!!
Brilliant, absolutely freakin' BRILLIANT!!! I love you so much right now~
Accept or deny, huh~? Am I detecting a hint of disappointment~? >B}
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^-^ I have no idea what you mean by that, but it was certainly an interesting evening.
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Of course you don't~ >B) *does not believe a word you say*
Was there an epic battle of gory proportions? That definitely would've made the night VERY interesting~ XD
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Luckily no. They were polite enough to keep themselves in check in my presence. ^-^ How kind of them.
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LOL Well, at least they have manners... which is more than I can say for Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack, I mean seriously, I already told Jeff I'm not sleepy and Jack won't leave me alone about my kidneys!! XP
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Jeffrey is a bit... how do you put it... very rough around the edges... in fact those edges are quite sharp and I'm sure could kill anyone that comes too close, Angelle for instance, that poor girl. I have never had much problems with Eyeless Jack however. ^-^ He is awfully kind, though I must say that I do not approve of his diet, nor the diets of most others, but he is a delight to converse with no matter how one sided.
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yeah, they look like they fight alot XD i wouldn't wanna be a friend of his 
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They fight a lot. It is quite the feat to get them into the same room together let alone speak to one another, though I am thankful they would do so for me. =^-^=
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oh yeah i guess so, would seem tough to do. maybe you bring a little calm into their heads?
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Perhaps. =^-^= Though I believe that is giving myself far too much credit. v.v I just believe they are trying to be polite. Though they are quite the devilish creatures, they do not simply forget their manners. ^-^
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ah yes, that does make sense, such polite individuals they are to postpone their quarrel 
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They certainly are! ^-^ And I can only be grateful for such kindness.
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Thank you so much!! ^0^ I am delighted by your comment!
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Omg is he drooling? x) I love him. He's just so awesome! Xd
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Drool? Where? You mean his tongue? ^.-
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Oh, no. I just thought I saw a little drool on his Teeth XD
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Oh I see, perhaps it is then. ^-^ Saliva does tend to coat them now and again. I had not even noticed it.
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Its gross, but sooo romantic in a way.
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If you say so my sweet deviant. =^-^=
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Lolz. My Oc Smexys father, Stephen, s voice is Dulf Lundron's voice (He's one of the guys that plays in Rocky IV Ivan Drago) and is mate aka wife, Smexys mother Xaivete, has Christina Ricci's voice. Just thought Id let u know lol
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Lol ikr I thought Dulf was a prrfect voice for him xd prrfect get it lol
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^.- umm... I think so? Forgive me but some of your human dialogue is lost upon me.
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Sorry lolz I derp sometimes. I'm going to be doing a parodic version crossover story of Smexy and The Phantom of the Opera; he reminds me abit of Erik the Phantom
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How lovely. ^-^ I wish you well on your endeavors!
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Oh thank you!! ^0^ I love yours as well!
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Awww thank you and your welcome as well!
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