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Published: 2022-01-31 03:24:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 556; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description Made this as a Christmas gift for my little brother who DM'd a game for my friends and me! This is from one of our more hilarious sessions. Context is below if you're interested



Our party of three were after special magical blue orbs that we were told could be used to power an experimental flying ship. We had intel that one of those orbs was in the possession of a noble in a town famous for making art of all sorts. This noble was no exception and thought himself a fine painter. 

We decided to try to sneak into his home and steal the orb with him being none the wiser. His house had an attic with a small window. We successfully managed to get in and found ourselves in a room surrounded by paintings--all self portraits, signed by the noble, Rob Boss.

We found the orb, set into a large paintbrush. When we picked it up, we activated a magical trap. Suddenly all the Rob Bosses in the painting sprang to life, climbing out of their canvases and attacking the party. The several dozen or so paintings kept creating a steady stream of Rob Bosses. We panicked and tried to destroy the paintings by setting them on fire. That worked to a point, but until the paintings totally burned, Rob Bosses kept coming out of them--but on fire. On fire, screaming, but with a smile on their faces the whole time! We ended up jumping out of the window, ignoring the fact that we were two stories up, and bolted out of the city like our lives depended on it. Magic orb, successfully retrieved. Nightmares for weeks, also successfully retrieved! 

It was a long time before I could watch Bob Ross's shows again without flashing back to that session XD
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