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Description Gold: Silverrrr! Silver! Heeeeey! It's me!

Silver: WAAAAAT??

Gold: Where ya goin'?

Silver: Mt Silver

Gold: Why?

Silver: To toss myself off.

....Wait.

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I don't know much about slang outside my own country, so the only people likely to understand this joke are British.
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Comments: 136

DullSunrise In reply to ??? [2018-07-31 05:37:47 +0000 UTC]

mood

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PokeSpeBanette [2013-08-17 14:35:23 +0000 UTC]

lol i love dis~

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sailorcupcake [2013-08-03 02:12:05 +0000 UTC]

i have a feeling this is really funny....but i dont get it

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PokeSpeBanette In reply to sailorcupcake [2013-08-17 14:36:11 +0000 UTC]

'toss myself off' is the equivalent to 'jerk myself off' or something else in america.

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sailorcupcake In reply to PokeSpeBanette [2013-08-18 02:02:55 +0000 UTC]

o XD

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pink821 [2013-03-07 23:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Five minutes later my dorky American brain gets it....

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Joshua-Sakuraba [2013-01-13 09:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Last panel, Silvers face. **is still laughing days later**

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Yellow-Cabellaro [2012-12-08 15:43:32 +0000 UTC]

How did it take me three minutes to understand this.

Gold's a pervert! XD

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25teehee [2012-07-19 00:26:26 +0000 UTC]

lol british humour is the best! XD

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PokeSpeBanette In reply to 25teehee [2013-08-17 14:36:32 +0000 UTC]

thank you~ we brits are awesome~

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Angelcakes21 [2012-06-10 08:50:35 +0000 UTC]

...*snickers* lol, Gold you perv.

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AlexandriaKirkland [2012-03-05 19:50:29 +0000 UTC]

X'DD

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SirBlacknoiseIII [2012-03-01 20:04:03 +0000 UTC]

how will he have a semi on the top of a freezing mountain?

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Garchompisbeast In reply to SirBlacknoiseIII [2012-10-09 20:50:40 +0000 UTC]

he meant he's gonna throw himself off of the mountain, you know suicide?

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SirBlacknoiseIII In reply to Garchompisbeast [2012-10-25 21:57:16 +0000 UTC]

damn you innuendos *shakes fist at the air*

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zeebkun [2012-01-13 06:18:04 +0000 UTC]

WHY DID IT TAKE ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS



I should be ASHAMED (%u30CE%u0CA0%u76CA%u0CA0)%u30CE

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lilacbird In reply to zeebkun [2012-01-25 16:41:49 +0000 UTC]

british slang mdear

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psychedeliefox10 [2011-10-20 18:13:28 +0000 UTC]

*cackles* I love this so much.

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Steps-Of-Silence [2011-08-16 15:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh I get it alright xDDD

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shinxthinx [2011-08-04 20:48:11 +0000 UTC]

this is BRILLIANT!

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SabakuNoAmber [2011-08-04 08:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Me: Its eather the fact of suicide i'm supposed to get or its something else....-re-reads the commic a few times-.......GOD I GIVE UP -reads comments for answers-
..........................
*scroll scroll srcoll scroll*
.......................................................
-is slightly reading / skimming over the comments-
-sees answer-
OMFG LOL *wants to follow silver to mt. Silver *

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lilacbird In reply to SabakuNoAmber [2011-08-04 20:15:53 +0000 UTC]

Gold wouldnt be so happy to her that Silver plans to kill himself, right/

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SabakuNoAmber In reply to lilacbird [2011-08-04 23:33:23 +0000 UTC]

I don't think he would very happy about it eather XD

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kawaiipanda-aru [2011-06-28 08:15:11 +0000 UTC]

"To toss myself off! Wait..."

Haha!! The British =w= How I love you and your amazing english speakingness that Americans don't understand lol.

<- never look nations straight in the face(land? continent? what?) again lol XD

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Rkuu [2011-05-03 10:02:37 +0000 UTC]

... can you explain it please?

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lilacbird In reply to Rkuu [2011-05-03 14:27:38 +0000 UTC]

SURE.

It's British slang. When Silver says he's going to toss himself off, it means, in slang, that he's going to masturbate.

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Flowtail In reply to lilacbird [2011-10-30 21:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I get it. Language is amazing! The amount of difference between areas with the same language is astounding. The fact that people in England and the United States can even understand each other is practically a miracle.

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lilacbird In reply to Flowtail [2011-10-31 11:23:18 +0000 UTC]

You think? Hahaha, but I always think it's funny when English people and American people say they can't understand each other. I remember a girl at my school bragging about how she could speak different languages, and when I asked her what language, she said "American". WHAT, DUDE.

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Flowtail In reply to lilacbird [2011-10-31 17:10:28 +0000 UTC]

That is pretty funny. After all, if she meant that she could speak with a specific American accent, you would think that she would just say "I can speak with a southern accent!" or something.

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Rkuu In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-03 18:34:20 +0000 UTC]

oooh i get it now xD

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NeroLuna [2011-04-27 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yes the irony.

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lilacbird In reply to NeroLuna [2011-04-27 09:47:17 +0000 UTC]

The beauty of double entendres

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Petits-Bisous [2011-04-17 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

I didn't get the slang at first, but then I understood in the last panel.
HOLY DAMN, you know, I never understood how some pokemon, LIKE HOOTHOOT, were able to fly when they're like, 1 foot high or something, and others that you'd imagine could, LIKE SCYTHER, weren't able to fly at all. ._.'
XD
Love it! So funny~

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lilacbird In reply to Petits-Bisous [2011-04-17 08:48:59 +0000 UTC]

The players have mad balancing skillz, which lets them ride pokemon that are far smaller than them

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Petits-Bisous In reply to lilacbird [2011-04-19 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL. I guess so... XD

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EpicWaffleNosebleed [2011-03-29 03:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Way too funny XD
This made my day!

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lilacbird In reply to EpicWaffleNosebleed [2011-03-29 18:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha thanks

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EpicWaffleNosebleed In reply to lilacbird [2011-03-30 02:25:39 +0000 UTC]

You are very welcome X3

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CrashORCredit [2011-03-05 03:13:06 +0000 UTC]

LMAO YES RED ! You are suck a tosser!

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lilacbird In reply to CrashORCredit [2011-03-05 10:39:41 +0000 UTC]

Teehee XD

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chibi-and-anime [2011-02-23 12:37:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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BlackOpalofDOOM [2011-02-20 02:20:42 +0000 UTC]

....Ohhhhh, wait I get it..... That's what they call it in Britain?

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lilacbird In reply to BlackOpalofDOOM [2011-02-20 11:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah hurr

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Luna-Lovegood62 [2011-02-06 01:18:09 +0000 UTC]

BRITS FOREVER!!!!

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lilacbird In reply to Luna-Lovegood62 [2011-02-06 11:31:07 +0000 UTC]

Because there's no way you can jerk yourself off Mt Silver

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Luna-Lovegood62 In reply to lilacbird [2011-02-06 20:49:09 +0000 UTC]

How would you know?

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Waveripple [2011-01-09 02:23:57 +0000 UTC]

I...don;'t really get it.

And...that poor hoothoot, having to vcarry heaviy ol' gold!

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lilacbird In reply to Waveripple [2011-01-09 15:51:19 +0000 UTC]

'To toss off' is English slang for 'to masturbate'

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Waveripple In reply to lilacbird [2011-01-09 23:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...i got that after about ten seconds after posting.

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Waveripple In reply to Waveripple [2011-01-09 02:25:04 +0000 UTC]

ACK! Wait! I get it now! Sorry, i;m an idoit!

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