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Description "Poor, poor Zipperflash, always on the go! Your aura is so anxious! You need to learn to relax, angel."

"You need to learn to go away, you goddamn loon."

"Shh. Just follow my breathing, and try to synchronize your heartbeat with mine." Rosemary pulled Zipperflash in, close to her chest, and the pegasus squawked like an indignant chicken. "Follow my breathing. Deep, cleansing breaths. In and out." Rosemary lilted, snuggling him close, oblivious to how Zip's cheeks had flushed deep crimson.

"Ay, get off! I don't have time for this!" Zips struggled in her grip, wildly flapping his wings, to no avail. "I got a race to win, and your pal Aerostorm ain't gonna harass himself!"

"Ah, yes. That's actually why I'm here, dear Zipperflash. I'm going to help you learn to relax, so that you stop your childish bullying of Aero."

"Fat chance." Zips scowled.

"Really?" Rosemary hummed. "Because Aero is my very best friend in the world. He's like a brother to me." Rosemary stroked Zipper's mane gently. "I understand you have a rivalry with him, but should you fail to calm down, and continue to harass my dearest friend-" She suddenly flexed the muscles in her arms, and Zipperflash felt an uncomfortable amount of pressure around his windpipe. He went still, gawking at Rosie, who only smiled down at him, serene as always.

"It would be quite regrettable."

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the moral of this story is don't mess with Rosie's friends, hippie or not she will fuck you up
calm yo-self before neck go snap

Zips is kinda terrified and confused and also bizarrely attracted to this super strong mare
he has a panic wingboner

It's been so long since I've drawn Rosie XD. For those of you new to the party, Rosemary is my Fluttershy/Bulk Biceps daughter, while Zipperflash is a Lightning Dust/Thunderlane son
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Comments: 277

DragonmanX-90 [2019-02-19 23:21:33 +0000 UTC]

2 things: 1. I think someone like Rosemary would be the only one who could ever get me to enjoy physical fitness.  She doesn't go at it like a drill sergeant or one of those uber energetic "exercise is life" types.  I think I'd actually respond well to the kind of zen vibe she seems to exude.

2. Strangling the bully may not always work.... but God in heaven can it be satisfying.  I know from personal experience; prick has been afraid of me ever since.  

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ConfettiSpaghetti836 [2018-06-09 12:02:16 +0000 UTC]

... I ship    

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ilovecoffee65 [2018-05-19 16:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Ship it

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RadonnaNeal [2018-04-14 21:31:40 +0000 UTC]

I keep forgetting that Rosemary is the daughter of two of the most physically and mentally capable ponies in Equestria. Whoops.

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LostOwlFeather [2018-03-02 23:45:27 +0000 UTC]

that's how i hug people

just grab their head and neck and almost choke them

heheheh

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SammyPlays13 [2018-02-15 05:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Dat endings dark..

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ShaleZookeeper7 [2017-11-19 02:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwww! So sweet of Rosemary to want to sooth Zippy!! I may even ship it!         

And put it in the fav's!   

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Glanzfell [2017-11-18 14:42:57 +0000 UTC]

This makes me feel warm and arrrrw.

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secretagentk11 [2017-10-18 05:37:44 +0000 UTC]

But I ship it D8 Can Roseflash be a thing?

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Shiina-Mako-Chan In reply to secretagentk11 [2017-11-12 04:06:24 +0000 UTC]

it already is. MagsRoseFlash to be exact

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Noxella206 [2017-10-11 19:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, fuck...

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CoralSparks118 [2017-07-25 06:15:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Embrace the tranquility, beytach!!

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rnko26 In reply to CoralSparks118 [2017-12-08 20:25:02 +0000 UTC]

I-I don't think that's what they mean by that!   

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VincentVanDoodle [2017-07-15 12:30:23 +0000 UTC]

and the infamous headlock.

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jendoes [2017-03-05 01:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Dang Rosie!

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Summer-Rose-Ruby [2017-02-28 14:50:52 +0000 UTC]

*Snaps* Oh..Yes..She..Did      

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PardoaAviaar [2017-02-19 23:25:12 +0000 UTC]

Does he dye his eyebrows?

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Furzade [2016-11-17 05:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Panic wingboner is best wingboner

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Sweet-lil-Strawberry [2016-09-28 19:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Holy damn, I just noticed how much Zipperflash resembles to Oddball (color pattern speaking, at least). Uncanny

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Jackie-SugarSkull [2016-09-16 15:47:33 +0000 UTC]

"It would be quite regrettable."

Translation: If you hurt him, I'll make sure you never walk again, much less fly.

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EspyFandoms [2016-08-01 02:32:54 +0000 UTC]

CALL FEDEX!

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Leopardfang13 [2016-07-26 19:19:13 +0000 UTC]

YES!! THE SHIP IS SAILING!!!! I NEED MOOOOOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RainstormOfEquestria [2016-07-19 18:53:53 +0000 UTC]

I SHIP IT!         

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DoTheDinosaur24 [2016-06-24 17:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh haha😂What a delicate way to deceive someone into getting into your hooves before choking them

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endergirlgammer [2016-06-06 18:37:35 +0000 UTC]

i ship it

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DoTheDinosaur24 In reply to endergirlgammer [2016-06-24 17:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, she is actually choking him in this picture, but I hope they can make up and take things from there if so 😋

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endergirlgammer In reply to DoTheDinosaur24 [2016-06-24 23:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe

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Flukeycanine84 [2016-05-27 15:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Zip forgot Rose's father was bulk-biceps didn't he? -_-

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LeadArrow [2016-04-28 19:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only one who thinks that Rosemary's hair and outfit kind of reminds them of Brand from The Goonies?

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Quinntus79 [2016-04-17 04:06:59 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like Rosie has been spending too much time with auntie Tree Hugger.

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Shy-Rainbow [2016-04-09 05:56:32 +0000 UTC]

I SHIP THIS

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Bubbubob [2016-04-03 16:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Calm rage is scariest rage.

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GetDunkedOnHon [2016-03-29 23:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Great, and now I ship it. Hopefully Rosemary won't kill Zips, and Zipperz here won't get strangely aroused by strong Rosemary. 

Good day to you. 

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PrinceRisingMoon [2016-03-24 22:14:10 +0000 UTC]

OMG I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! YOU NEED TO HAVE ROSEMARY THREATENING BRUCE TO NOT BREAK AEROSTORM'S HEART! (Or else..)

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AlawDulac [2016-03-09 21:28:32 +0000 UTC]

I ship this way too hard....

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Night-FlashMLP [2016-03-09 02:12:20 +0000 UTC]

you should do a crack ship child for them

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Coryn-Gearheart [2016-03-06 15:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Definitely Bulk Biceps's daughter with her strength. Though that attitude makes me think she's had a few talks with Iron Will.(;

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Finestle [2016-03-04 14:09:26 +0000 UTC]

       

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FreakShow1138 [2016-03-01 10:21:53 +0000 UTC]

...ship?

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rnko26 [2016-02-27 18:37:47 +0000 UTC]

shes going to play twister: it involve twisting his neck until it snaps...then shes going to play snap...it has similar rules

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thatwackykamaitachi [2016-02-27 09:41:45 +0000 UTC]

I am suddenly very scared of hippies

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Evaseditions In reply to thatwackykamaitachi [2016-03-07 07:27:18 +0000 UTC]

MWAHAHAHAH be scared Imma hippie

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thatwackykamaitachi In reply to Evaseditions [2016-03-07 09:58:46 +0000 UTC]

*screaming internally*

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spaz-the-wolf-mutt [2016-02-25 04:28:31 +0000 UTC]

who else ships the living crap outta these 2?

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Fangirl297 In reply to spaz-the-wolf-mutt [2016-03-05 10:37:03 +0000 UTC]

Me!

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spaz-the-wolf-mutt In reply to Fangirl297 [2016-03-05 23:29:49 +0000 UTC]

they would have an AWESOME relationship. rose is just good for zipper, he needs her <3

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Fangirl297 In reply to spaz-the-wolf-mutt [2016-03-05 23:30:57 +0000 UTC]

YESH <3

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hawaii42612 [2016-02-24 13:50:15 +0000 UTC]

panic wingboner

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Colourstrike [2016-02-21 04:47:20 +0000 UTC]

 ....... That is all.

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FizzyGreen [2016-02-19 17:59:47 +0000 UTC]

She looks like Rangiku from Bleach O_O

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