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Published: 2011-07-30 20:16:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1673; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 50
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Finally, some shade!wait- wha-
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Actually the small bows used in the first crusades were unable to penetrate the armor of the knights and sergeants.
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crusader, y u no use shield?? 
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"Man, when it rains...it pours."
"Are those arrows Knight Commander?!?"
"Damn sand eaters can't even get bad weather right..."
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"Don't worry lads-God is on our siAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH GOD THE PAIN!!!!"
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"Look at those poor infidels, I almost feel sorry for shooting them...
BUT NOT QUITE!"
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"Hey hey hey Achmed listen!"
"I swear to most merciful Allah if this is another of your awful jokes...."
"How many Crusaders does it take to make a pincushion? An army! Because we shoot them! Get it!"
"(sigh)"
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"Sir, shouldnt we bring some supplies into the desert too?"
"No."
"Maybe some water-?"
"Nein."
"Alrighty then... but what if we're-"
"HΓΆr auf zu reden, um mich, du Hund!"
"Uh... "
And so the third crusade failed because miscommunication,
The End.
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"Water!?! What kind of heretic are you!?! God will provide for us on this noble endeavour-now if you'll excuse me I have to put on my harnass of plate and cross that river over there!"
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"What?! I'm sinking!? What witchcraft is this! God! HALP! God will protect mARLGRBLBLBrr"
"Barbarossa what in God's name are you doing in that river?!"
"I have given in Blrglr to temptation! Blarglrblr! BRING ME TO JERUSALEM IN A PICKLE BARREL! BlBLRLRR!"
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Very cool. Great work with the use of light and shadow. This reminds me of the battle of the Horns of Hattin with the crusaders (mostly Templars and Hospitalers) against Saladin.
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Hey you guessed it right! Thanks
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also i think Desert Rain is the name of a game. i don't know, maybe
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Ooh, it's a virtual reality game!
as an installation game i doubt it's very well advertised though
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Cool. btw me and my friend just came up with a cool idea for a mlp rp game
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Oh Saladin you crazy Saracen.
STOOPID HOARS AHCHAS!1!
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Heh, clever title. It's a pretty brutal piece, especially the way the crusader has jerked backwards in agony.
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Thanks
HOORAY FOR AGONY!!!
I should have mentioned the horns of Hattin in the description huh?
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Perhaps so. I'm actually not particularly knowledgeable in the field of ancient and medieval warfare.
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Well some crusader army went out in the desert with no supplies-
durrrrr
then they got ripped to shreds by the saracen horse archers!
haw haw stupid crusaders!
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Well that's a monumental blunder.
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hehe it probably cost them the crusade
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