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Published: 2016-07-12 20:16:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2518; Favourites: 146; Downloads: 0
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the new mimic pokemon is radand its a fairy type so fuck yeah
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
No send backs to the same person that sent it to you
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It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy...
One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford Gold...
He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly.
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advanced SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shan't ever allow them to know...
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely nothing to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience.
Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen.
"Super Mario... and the legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advanced SP, Blue Edition"?!
My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen.
"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however, and I pressed the start button with my feen-gy.
A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy.
I pushed left on the left bootun. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed, as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played...
'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flagpole at the end of each level.
I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean black, I mean so black... The screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole.
I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole.....
I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH, and more garbled, like BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH.
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttan. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.
HO!
I pushed left as far as I could and he ground to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
HA HO!
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body. But all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear.
I said, "No more!"
I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around.... And I saw that the cart was back in my Gahembhoy... Mud oozed from it's cart slot.
I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo..... It can not be!"
The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
He spoke softly, "You stole me from mah hooman... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forehvehr....!"
I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"
I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.
HO!
I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
"What on Earth is happening, Mario," I asked Mario.
"Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!"
I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming?"
"Fuck you....." Mario said quietly.
I screamed.
H O A H !
I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark.
"Boy?!" I cried out. "Boy, are you there?"
I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black... They all cried softly.
"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.
"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother....."
She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank.
"Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin.
"Yes, a crazed person broke into our home, ravaged our son and stole his childhood by killing him."
Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely.
His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOW."
The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!
I shoved the mother from my and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above.
I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head.
I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?
From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mahrio appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away..
"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow.... It sounds like you learned your lΓ©ssΓ³n. You n-now be free.. bye 
I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
I-I-r... I realized.... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.."
Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.
Thanks... to me.
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You people do realize that game freak managed to sneak in not one but TWO Pikachu clones!
And I think that's awesome!
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Dude this is like the fifth time I've seen your comment on a different piece involving mimikyu. It's not a bad thing but can I ask how many times you posted the comment? I'm curious
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I didn't keep count, but I'd say about 15 to 20.
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I'm just a little sad they couldn't have waited till the games came out to reveal this pokemon. Could you imagine playing the game and suddenly running into this guy outta nowhere! XD
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Yea I know I would've preferred they kept it as a surprise but oh well
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When the starters were revealed I said to myself this is all I'm going to know until the games are released!
But sadly it's been more difficult than initially anticipated. Not that I don't have any self control.Β
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oh snap you're right
how sneaky of them
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This PokΓ©mon is freaky and I love it!
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It's on my team for definite
its so awesome
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