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Sonic and Shadow were fighting.
"What is wrong with you?!" Sonic yelled.
"The real question is: what's wrong with YOU, Faker? Comparing yourself to me again? You're not even cool enough to be my fake. You're just a less hot version of me," Shadow said to his blue rival.
"Stop the violence!" Knuckles said.
Suddenly Amy showed up holding a piece of paper. "Sonic! Did you write this about me?!" she asked angrily.
Sonic took the paper and looked at it. It had a picture of Amy and read: Amy Rose: Annoying bitch with a stupid voice. "Amy I swear I didn't write this," Sonic said to the pink hedgehog.
"Liar! We're over!" Amy screamed and stormed off.

Meanwhile, Scourge the Hedgehog was holding out copies of the pages from his Burn Book, tossing them in the air for the whole school to see.

"Ooh! Shit just got real," Shadow said as he smirked.
"Shut up!" Sonic said as the two hedgehogs started hitting each other again.

Silver picked up a piece of paper and saw his picture on it. "Silver: Cries over everything. Alright! Who wrote this? I'm gonna kick their ass!" he yelled.
"And whoever called me a slutty gold digger is going to get slapped!" Rouge yelled.
"Blaze: Once threatened to light the whole school on fire. What?! I would never do that! I love this school!" Blaze cried.
"Tails: Sucks his thumb in his sleep. Hey! I don't suck my thumb!" Tails screamed.
"Whoever said I wet the bed should be in jail! I don't even do that!" Cream sobbed.
"Knuckles: Too gay to function. Seriously?! I'm not even gay!" Knuckles yelled.

As Sonic and Shadow kept fighting they noticed two pieces of paper and picked them up.
"Sonic: A Shadow wannabe. Shadow did you write this?" Sonic asked.
"What?! No! Did you write this? It says Shadow: An emo version of Sonic! I am sick of being compared to you!" Shadow yelled.
"I did not write that! And I'm sick of being compared to you!" Sonic yelled back.

Scourge just stood there and smirked as he watched everyone fighting each other.

*At the principal's office*

A teacher walks into the office.
"Sir, I need your help. The students have gone wild," she said.
"Alright that's it! It's time to take them down," the principal said as he grabbed his baseball bat and left the office. As he was leaving the office he noticed something. It was the Burn Book. He grabbed the book then left the office and gripped the baseball bat tighter as he saw the students fighting each other. "Alright everyone! In the gym now!" he yelled and the students stopped fighting.

*In the gym*

"Ok. I don't know what is going on with you guys, but all this fighting has to stop," the teacher said.
"Not only that, but I found this in my office. This appears to be the reason why everyone is fighting," the principal said as he held up the Burn Book.
"So in order to prevent this from happening again, we all need to apologize to one another. We all need to get along," the teacher told the students.

Each student took turns apologizing to the ones they hurt.
"Amy, I'm sorry I rejected you the first time you told me how you felt about me. I didn't know what I was thinking, but the truth is you're beautiful and I love you," Sonic said, causing Amy to smile. Sonic turned around and leaned back for the students to catch him.
"Tails, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you threw up in Burger King. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now," Rouge said. Poor Tails looked so embarrassed. Rouge then turned around and leaned back and the students caught her.
"I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I just wish we could bake a cake made out of a rainbow and we would all eat it and be happy," Stella, the pink bird (from Angry Birds) said.
"She doesn't even go here!" Charmy the Bee said from the back of the crowd.
The teacher looked at Stella. "Do you even go here?" she asked.
"No," Stella said.
"Ok, go home," the teacher said, and Stella left.
"I'm sorry that everyone's jealous of me. But I can't help that I'm the sexiest one in the world," Shadow bragged. He turned around and leaned back, but everyone, except Silver, moved back. Silver smiled and held his arms out to catch Shadow but fell back when the dark hedgehog landed on him.
"Ouch. I'm ok!" Silver said.
"Sorry," Shadow whispered.
"It's ok," Silver whispered back.
"Alright you two, just walk it off," the teacher said, and the two hedgehogs got up.
Then it was Knuckles turn.
"Alright can I have everyone's attention please?" Knuckles started, and Scourge rolled his eyes. "Ok, so I have an announcement to make. Scourge my buddy here is the main reason why everyone was fighting." The students gasped and looked at Scourge. Knuckles kept going, "Hold on I'm not done yet. Ok so he made up this rumor about me saying that I was gay for him, but truth is I'm in love with Rouge." Rouge winked at him, and Knuckles winked back then continued, "So apparently Scourge thought he would look cool if he trash talked me and everyone else and made that stupid book about everyone. It was all his fault! How do you like that Scourge? Heck I thought Shadow was the school's badass, but you act like you're all that. You always act like it's all about you and that everyone loves you, but you're so full of yourself. For once not everything is gonna be all about you. Gosh it feels so good to rant! And you're probably wondering why I'm ranting like this. Oh, geez. I'm wondering that as well. Oh I think I know! It's probably because I've got this big "gay crush" on you! Suck on that! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!" Knuckles yelled, and leaned back.
The students cheered and caught Knuckles, chanting, "Knuckles! Knuckles! Knuckles! Knuckles!"

The principal looked at Scourge and said, "Scourge, you're expelled."

*One year later*

It was the beginning of a new year and all of the previous year's drama have went away. The school was a better place, everyone got along, even Sonic and Shadow stopped fighting and became close friends.
"Hey, hey! How are my best buddies!" Knuckles said as he hugged his two hedgehog friends.
"We're doing well," Shadow said.
"Great! It's good that you guys are getting along," Knuckles said.
"Of course!" Sonic said as he pat Knuckles' and Shadow's shoulders.
"Well I gotta go now, I have to help Rouge shop for a homecoming dress, even though the dance is in 2 months. I'll catch you guys later," Knuckles said and he waved goodbye.
"Damn I still need to help Amy find a dress, plus you still need to find a date," Sonic said.
"Relax. The dance is in two months. And I plan on asking Silver," Shadow said.
"Good luck. I hope he says yes," Sonic said as he smiled and pat the dark hedgehog's shoulder.
"Thanks Sonic," Shadow said as he smiled back.