Evowizard25 [2013-07-13 17:35:11 +0000 UTC]
Princess Twilight walks behind Sparkler Old stallion!"
Sparkler turned around Mare.
Twilight I"m sorry, mare. Do you know who lives in that castle.
Sparkler I’m sixteen.
Twilight What?
Sparkler I"m sixteen, a young teenager. I don’t bloody well look like an old stallion.
Twilight I’m sorry. It’s just that you looked like an old stallion from behind.
Sparkler scoffs You could have called me Sparkler.
Twilight But I didn’t know your name.
Sparkler You could have asked, instead of calling me an old mare. Honestly, it’s bloody rude.
Twilight Sorry. Twilight clears her throat Now, who lives in that castle. I am Princess Twilight and I need to get into contact with a noble or something like that.
Sparkler"Oh, Princess, eh, very nice. And ’ow’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By ’angin’ on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there’s ever going to be any progress,—"
Ditzy yells"Sparkler, there’s some lovely filth down here."
Sparkler Not now mom. I’m throwing my grievances upon royalty.
Ditzy walks up That’s nice. She looks at Twilight Who are you?
Twilight I am Twilight. A princess of Equestria.
Ditzy I didn’t know we had princess’s. I thought we were living in a autonomous collective.
Sparkler You’re fooling yourself, mom. We’re living in a perpetual monarchy. A never ending stay under the shadow of alicorns.
Ditzy rolled her eyes There you go. Getting agitated with the government again.
*Twilight*Please, please, good people, I am in haste! WHO lives in that castle?
Ditzy No one lives there.
Twilight Then who is in charge?
Sparkler I told you! We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We’re taking urns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week—
Twilight Okay, but…
Sparkler But all the decisions of that officer ’ave to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting—
Twilight That’s fascinating, but…
Sparkler By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs—
Twilight QUIET! I’m telling you to be quiet and listen to me.
Ditzy Why?
Twilight Because i’m a princess on a mission.
Ditzy How’d you become princess?
Twilight I figured out the ancient spell made by Starswirl the bearded. The spell changed the cutie marks, and thus destinies, of my closest friends. Thus, after much work, I discovered the magic of friendship was the key and completed the spell. Thus writing everything. Princess Celestia saw it was my time to ascend and thus I am the way I am.
Sparkler laughs Sun godesses and fixing spells are no way to judge whether or not you are fit to rule. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farce complete spell.
Twilight I fixed a spell using friendship. That should be enough for you.
Sparkler Yeah, but if I went around saying I was Empress of Ponykind just because I fixed a spell using friendship, they’d put me away.
Twilight groans in frustration and leaves
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SighLips [2012-02-05 14:42:08 +0000 UTC]
I dislike Ponies, But I strongly like "Seafoam" as a name.
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