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Mad-But-Happy — Bee Punch

Published: 2011-09-04 23:30:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2047; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 25
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Description Based on a true story.

Not so long ago, a bee decided to fly near me when I was outside. I have major Apiphobia, and my friend (jokingly), FALCON PAWNCHED into the air. He actually hit it, and it died instantly.

It was one of those "I wish I had a video camera" moments, but this comic will have to do.
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Comments: 60

GeneticHybridHuman [2014-09-04 13:54:22 +0000 UTC]

I do like the comic, but you should NEVER swat a bee. They release a scent that reaches other bees, and that's a signal that there's a dangerous threat nearby, and once that happens, the bees will become aggressive, swarm around you and then sting you to death. I watched a documentary on YouTube that a 71-year-old man was having a rest, but when a bee landed on him, he swatted it (which he shouldn't have done) and a hive was near where the man was and when the swatted bee released its aroma to its comrades, the killer bees responded by attacking the man, swarming around his head and neck and stung him to death at his next-door neighbor's front porch when he pleaded for help. When the ambulance arrived it was too late. The man was dead. They had to get the bees off him too. It was really creepy seeing the bees on his face.

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EmperorNortonII [2013-04-29 17:04:28 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty cool!

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Xeerinare [2011-11-21 07:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol you should've had a camera for that. XD

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ShoJoJim [2011-09-28 04:34:56 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could have seen this, but it makes a fantastic comic, so in a way I have

That was one lucky swing!

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ReplayLive [2011-09-17 02:25:58 +0000 UTC]

Your friend may be one of Captain Falcon's ancestors... Either that or he has an affinity for critical hits. lol

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to ReplayLive [2011-09-17 03:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps both!

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ReplayLive In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-17 03:13:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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TheDeathSock [2011-09-12 14:49:15 +0000 UTC]

lol Something similar happened to a wasp and my stepdad last week. We were at the zoo and this wasp kept circling us for a good five minutes until my stepdad smacked it, only to make it sting him, but he smacked it again while it was in mid-sting so it fell off and onto the concrete and my stepdad pulled a FATALITY! by stepping on the bugger. And all the while I was like, "OMG IS IT ON ME WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT D:"

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to TheDeathSock [2011-09-12 14:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Stupid wasp lol

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TheDeathSock In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-12 15:57:07 +0000 UTC]

XD;; I hate wasps...

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iinov8 [2011-09-07 21:26:41 +0000 UTC]

lol! cute!

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to iinov8 [2011-09-08 01:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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iinov8 In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-09 00:12:07 +0000 UTC]

yw!

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Mystic-Eyes34 [2011-09-07 06:06:28 +0000 UTC]

I've had a moment like that before, except it was with a flip-flop. These ginormous bumble bees kept dive-bombing us at work, so I slipped off my shoe and hit one of the little buggers. It sailed down over the railing and into the bleachers. Unfortunately, it came back for round 2 like half an hour later >.< I like your story better though

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Mystic-Eyes34 [2011-09-07 15:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Sorry to hear you weren't as successful Thank you!

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danajk701 [2011-09-07 02:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Poor bee, well it's not like it has a long life span, anyway

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to danajk701 [2011-09-07 15:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Indeed D:

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pieface123 [2011-09-07 00:49:57 +0000 UTC]

BEE-TALITY!

*shot*

I bet that would have been epic to see!

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to pieface123 [2011-09-07 15:26:14 +0000 UTC]

It was!

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musicallyinspired17 [2011-09-05 23:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha XD

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to musicallyinspired17 [2011-09-06 02:14:43 +0000 UTC]

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gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-05 15:11:36 +0000 UTC]

I wish I had a bee punching friend.. 8C

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-05 17:13:34 +0000 UTC]

*pat pat*

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Maddog3060 [2011-09-05 12:55:39 +0000 UTC]

BEE-DOKEN

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Maddog3060 [2011-09-05 14:14:23 +0000 UTC]

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FieryBirdyThing [2011-09-05 10:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant! For some reason it kinda reminds me of the Angry Video Game Nerd...

'Spiders! Punch 'em!' *Thwack*

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to FieryBirdyThing [2011-09-05 14:12:37 +0000 UTC]

HAH, nice Thank you!

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Beejeezers [2011-09-05 05:32:18 +0000 UTC]

This actually makes me think of what happened today... I was in our school's music department with my friends, when a student walks by with a fork... and we chatter a bit... then a big fly goes past him. He actually hit it with his fork, which sent it sailing towards me (it actually hit my shoulder), so I flailed around like I do... we can't find the fly anywhere, so my friend next to me stands up... and the fly flies away like nothing ever happened.

Yeah, long story right there, but basically AWESOME COMIC

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Beejeezers [2011-09-05 14:12:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL thank you!

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Beejeezers In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-06 08:11:05 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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AreteEirene [2011-09-05 02:51:08 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad when I kill insects. Except mosquitoes.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to AreteEirene [2011-09-05 14:12:06 +0000 UTC]

Me too, sometimes... but I can't stand the bees and wasps. X_x lol

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PyroJames421 [2011-09-05 02:37:19 +0000 UTC]

POW BIATCH

Right in the kisser! Epic. XD

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to PyroJames421 [2011-09-05 14:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it? Thanks!

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flippedoutkyrii [2011-09-05 02:07:19 +0000 UTC]

I now feel like punching the next bee that flies by

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to flippedoutkyrii [2011-09-05 14:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Careful, they don't always die; just get more pissed off!

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Noxxic-Starr [2011-09-05 01:38:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love that story.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Noxxic-Starr [2011-09-05 14:11:16 +0000 UTC]

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Beau-Skunk [2011-09-05 00:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Haha that's a funny true story.

I'm not really afraid of most bugs, but I get kinda panic-y if I find 'em crawling on me.
I once freaked out 'cause my neice (whom I was playing Nintendo games with) pointed out a scorpion was on me. Scorpions are freaky.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Beau-Skunk [2011-09-05 14:11:03 +0000 UTC]

How on earth did a scorpion get on you? I would have ran for the hills.

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Beau-Skunk In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-05 19:11:31 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, but I freaked out worse then my neice did, she even started laughing when I freaked out, and started smashing that sucker with my shoe.

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MorrieNymphalidae [2011-09-05 00:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm afraid of bees too, so your friend totally gets my props.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to MorrieNymphalidae [2011-09-05 14:10:35 +0000 UTC]

I'll let him know!

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Sorinchako [2011-09-04 23:56:10 +0000 UTC]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 0_0

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Sorinchako [2011-09-05 14:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahaha

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Mesuta [2011-09-04 23:46:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh geez this reminds me of when I had a wasp crawling around on me within my Jacket.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Mesuta [2011-09-05 14:10:15 +0000 UTC]

I would have died.

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Mesuta In reply to Mad-But-Happy [2011-09-05 15:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Just imagine how I was like, considering I am deathly afraid of Wasps.

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Gathion [2011-09-04 23:33:45 +0000 UTC]

NEXT, ON "MAN VS. INSECT"...

Awesome job, hon. It IS unfortunate that it wasn't on video, but at least we have your art to conjure the loltasticness of the moment.

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Mad-But-Happy In reply to Gathion [2011-09-05 14:10:08 +0000 UTC]

LAWL

Thank you, m'dear Maybe one day you can punch a bee for me

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