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Published: 2011-04-10 04:19:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 412; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 8
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I know everyone says that there is a 'Sock Monster' that eats their sock, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE! Serial! I have gone through three packs of socks since Christmas and I got those socks for Christmas D8 So this is our Sock Monster, his name is Lester, after a mean resident at my job XD He likes to eat my socks, and my socks alone D< Bad Lester, bad! About the size of a large dog, he likes to lie in the dryer waiting for laundry. His tail is thin at the end so that he can stick it out of the dryer and snatch up socks on the floor, cause he won't let me have any socks, let alone a pair ;~;Lester (c) Me
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Comments: 33
... so your dryer eats your socks too?
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*gasp!* omg, I swear this one time my dryer ate my socks and put them behind my PC
no joke man
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Serious? That is just...creepy D8
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I know! I was complaining about it the day before then I found them there and was like *gasp!* did your sock monster do it? ...
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Maybe he did! D8 Bad Lester D<
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lol XD dont be to hard on him though
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I wouldn't be so mean if he'd stop eating my socks DX
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Yeah, but he could eat the rest of my families socks D8>
Lester: -noms on my sock that's still on my foot-
Me: Oh come on! It's still on my foot!
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Phht XD oh poor you, but you could train him O3O
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Naw, he never listens to me, just ignores and keeps eating ;~;
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hum... 
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lol I would help but Id just make it worse
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His cuteness is a lie! D8
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It's so cute! If I can keep him he can eat all my socks. I never wear sneakers in the summer anyways.
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His cuteness lies! DX
Take him, then I can keep my socks XD
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Yesss victory. Now I just have to hide my wolf socks... maybe I'll start sleeping with them on. O.o
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Lol XD He will sneak into your bedroom at night and nom them off your feet D<
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Lolz fine. If the cost of belligerent cuteness is my wolf socks then I will have to sacrifice them.
You know, on the belligerent cuteness front, Lester and I will make a fantastic pair... XD
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Lester: -eats socks and licks lips-
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Now that I have Lester, is there any way I could convince you to take my ceiling demon? XD
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As long as he doesn't steal my socks D8
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No, he just rattles air vents and makes popping sounds in the wall WHERE THERE ARE NO APPLIANCES O.o
He practically gave me a heart attack after I watched the exorcist, 'cause the air vents started making exorcist child noises. XD
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Lol XD I wouldn't mind him, though he would have to be quite while I watched my ghost shows XD
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He is ADORABLE!!!! I love your take on the monster that eats socks. Creative
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Adorable yet devious DX Thanks 8D
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