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stupid jester, you made me look bad. The knighted jester of king arthur's court. Class? not sharing that.

Full FGO bio:
Default- Camelot's court jester. "Sir" Dagonet would often be dressed up to scare enemies or joust unwitting opponents, all for the sake of a joke. Now he is here, making staff wonder if Chaldea is also beginning to look like a joke.
Bond 1-
Height: 5'6
Origin: Legend of King Arthur
Region: England
Alignment- Lawful/Neutral
Gender- Male
Bond 2- This is just the olden version of a clown. There really isn't much to say. There really isn't. The only notable things he's done were to joust against opponents who Didn't Know (for a laugh), and dress as Mordred to chase down King Mark (also for a laugh). He isn't a proper knight. He was knighted as, you guessed it, a joke.
Regarding his class: He doesn't want to talk about it. Not because he's embarrassed by it, no, but because he wants to keep it a secret. He doesn't want people to expect him suddenly whipping out weaponry and assassinating someone. He isn't going to be doing that all that much to begin with, as being a court jester always comes first.
Bond 3-
Capture (Rescue) C: Despite his status as a false knight, Sir Dagonet was singlehandedly responsible for rescuing his fellow knights in times of need- Even Sir Lancelot at the height of his power. He intentionally frames his actions as "Arresting" his allies, forcing them to move and consequently clearing movement debuffs. If necessary, he'll even remove an ally from the battlefield, allowing another to take their place.
Jester's Privilege A: Sir Dagonet cannot be harmed for being a jester- It is his legal right, as nothing he says actually matters. Taking this to an illogical extreme, Sir Dagonet uses this skill to protect himself from any kind of assault. You cannot kill a Jester. It is not allowed.
Disguise B: The skill he's known for, also taken to a logical extreme. If he targets himself with the skill, he's granted a chance to escape his enemies. If he opts to target someone else, they get the disguise, while Sir Dagonet makes himself an obvious target. He's very hard to hit, actually. How annoying.
Bond 4-
Quick-Time Execution: A Killing Joke
Rank: B, Type: Anti-personnel, Maximum Targets: Single Target.
A single button prompt is all the warning his enemy gets. The button, of course, is illusionary- They are guaranteed to fail. Not even hiding behind their own illusions will save them from this clever Assassin, who completely ignores their joke of a defense and delivers the lethal punchline promptly. Prior to the assassination, there is nothing indicating that Sir Dagonet will suddenly become a viable threat, and he acts the same as he always does directly afterwards.
How scary.
Bond 5 (Requires asc. 3)- Once he's certain he trusts his Master, Sir Dagonet is completely willing to sit down and listen to whatever "job" requests you may have. He'll even plan his assassination tactics with the Master, if they so desire. He's extremely loyal to a fault. so you don't have to worry about him backstabbing you. He only backstabs other Servants when it's funny, anyway. That, and emergencies.
He also stops acting completely stupid when alone with a trusted Master. They're allowed to know how intelligent he actually is- And he's very intelligent. No wonder he's an Assassin.
April Fools- Jester-type Servant. It's fine, don't worry about him! He's completely harmless, and nothing he says matters! Don't worry about it!

Full Dialogue:
Summon: "If you were expecting a real knight, I'm sorry to be a disappointment! My name is Dagonet, and I'll be your throne-sanctioned court fool! My class? Well, we can discuss that in private, yes?"
Level up- [In the most annoying tone possible] "Ya-hoo!"
Level up 2- [jingling sounds]
Level up 3 (costume)- "More? That seems unnecessary, quite frankly. Oh, feel free to ignore me."
Asc 1- "My hat! Thank you, I missed this!" [jingling noises] "Oh, I'm going to be such a nuisance! Point me at someone! Let me rip!"
Asc 2- [more rampant jingling noises. He says absolutely nothing, but he goes through several portrait changes.]
Asc 3- "Maaaa-ster! Why did you think I needed to keep going?? So I can joust people? I'm a court fool, not a proper knight! Look at this hat and tell me if I look knightly!"
Final asc- "Am I useful to you? I'm glad! That means I'm more useful than I was when I was alive! And unlike then, if someone Really bothers you, I can do something about it. Thank youuuu!"
Costume- ".... I don't want to talk while on the job. Just point me in the right direction, you hear? And don't just point at the road so you can watch this chicken cross it.... Ehehe."
Dialogue 1- "Maaa-ster! Hello, good morning, guten tag! Do you need anything? Oh, do you want to hear a joke?"
Dialogue 2- [more goddamn jingling] "Does this bother you? Does this annoy you? Eeheh! Just doing my job, sire!"
Dialogue 3- "Okay, so... The reason the chicken getting to the other side is funny is because chickens were sacred to Hades. The Underworld god. You know. Death, so the Other Side. You get it, right? It's pretty funny, I think!"
Dialogue 4- "... .....zz-- Aah! Master, don't do that! Really, don't, I don't want to hurt you by mistake!"
Dialogue 5- "So.... What are we thinking? Anything to do? Anyone to... Y'know?"
Dialogue 6- [A default enemy knights' portrait is initially used, before switching back to Dagonet] "Hi-ah Master! Just trying this out! Did I startle you? Great! That means it'll work!"
Dialogue 7 (to the KOTR)- "My fellows! No need to look so stressed! I'm here now!" [jingling] "Okay, stop me if you've heard this one---"
Dialogue 8 (All PROPER Artorias, and Arthur)- "My King! You look so dour! Let me join you for a short while!"
Dialogue 9 (Bleoberis)- "My man! Where's your tower? I gotta christen it with bad jokes that'll be to die for!!! Ehehe! <3 Dig me a grave for my bad jokes too, I gotta put some down!"
Dialogue 10 (King Mark)- "Oh hi Mark! Boss! Hi! Hello! Guten tag! Bonjour!" [jingles]
Dialogue 11 (Mephisto)- "Oh? Oh oh oh? Another clown? Hello, cheesed to meet you! You wouldn't wanna collaborate on anything, would you? Lets be stupid together!"
Dialogue 12 (Douman)- ".... I honestly thought that was a court fool at first glance. Maybe they are. They're... Intriguing, admittedly."
Master-Servant Relationship- "I'm the joke, you're the lord! I'm the gun, you're the trigger! Oh, I got a really good one! I'm the pineapple pizza to your normal dinner party!"
Likes- "Well, obviously I love my job! Which? You know! You know!!! Also, I like watching the gamers beat games really, really fast! Those get wild!"
Dislikes- "... .... Not much! The only thing I'll really get mad about is if someone steals from me! And why would they? I'm just a widdle court fool!"
The Holy Grail- "Ehhh... I don't really want it. It isn't funny. This thing's a mess."
Event- "Maaaaaaaaa-ster! Look, look! I'm going to go without you, so keep up!"
Birthday- [sings the monkey variant of the Happy Birthday song]
Costume- "..... Sorry. I don't usually talk when I'm preparing to get someone. It'll be quick, I promise, then I'll be back to speak with you."

Description
stupid jester, you made me look bad. The knighted jester of king arthur's court. Class? not sharing that.

Full FGO bio:
Default- Camelot's court jester. "Sir" Dagonet would often be dressed up to scare enemies or joust unwitting opponents, all for the sake of a joke. Now he is here, making staff wonder if Chaldea is also beginning to look like a joke.
Bond 1-
Height: 5'6
Origin: Legend of King Arthur
Region: England
Alignment- Lawful/Neutral
Gender- Male
Bond 2- This is just the olden version of a clown. There really isn't much to say. There really isn't. The only notable things he's done were to joust against opponents who Didn't Know (for a laugh), and dress as Mordred to chase down King Mark (also for a laugh). He isn't a proper knight. He was knighted as, you guessed it, a joke.
Regarding his class: He doesn't want to talk about it. Not because he's embarrassed by it, no, but because he wants to keep it a secret. He doesn't want people to expect him suddenly whipping out weaponry and assassinating someone. He isn't going to be doing that all that much to begin with, as being a court jester always comes first.
Bond 3-
Capture (Rescue) C: Despite his status as a false knight, Sir Dagonet was singlehandedly responsible for rescuing his fellow knights in times of need- Even Sir Lancelot at the height of his power. He intentionally frames his actions as "Arresting" his allies, forcing them to move and consequently clearing movement debuffs. If necessary, he'll even remove an ally from the battlefield, allowing another to take their place.
Jester's Privilege A: Sir Dagonet cannot be harmed for being a jester- It is his legal right, as nothing he says actually matters. Taking this to an illogical extreme, Sir Dagonet uses this skill to protect himself from any kind of assault. You cannot kill a Jester. It is not allowed.
Disguise B: The skill he's known for, also taken to a logical extreme. If he targets himself with the skill, he's granted a chance to escape his enemies. If he opts to target someone else, they get the disguise, while Sir Dagonet makes himself an obvious target. He's very hard to hit, actually. How annoying.
Bond 4-
Quick-Time Execution: A Killing Joke
Rank: B, Type: Anti-personnel, Maximum Targets: Single Target.
A single button prompt is all the warning his enemy gets. The button, of course, is illusionary- They are guaranteed to fail. Not even hiding behind their own illusions will save them from this clever Assassin, who completely ignores their joke of a defense and delivers the lethal punchline promptly. Prior to the assassination, there is nothing indicating that Sir Dagonet will suddenly become a viable threat, and he acts the same as he always does directly afterwards.
How scary.
Bond 5 (Requires asc. 3)- Once he's certain he trusts his Master, Sir Dagonet is completely willing to sit down and listen to whatever "job" requests you may have. He'll even plan his assassination tactics with the Master, if they so desire. He's extremely loyal to a fault. so you don't have to worry about him backstabbing you. He only backstabs other Servants when it's funny, anyway. That, and emergencies.
He also stops acting completely stupid when alone with a trusted Master. They're allowed to know how intelligent he actually is- And he's very intelligent. No wonder he's an Assassin.
April Fools- Jester-type Servant. It's fine, don't worry about him! He's completely harmless, and nothing he says matters! Don't worry about it!

Full Dialogue:
Summon: "If you were expecting a real knight, I'm sorry to be a disappointment! My name is Dagonet, and I'll be your throne-sanctioned court fool! My class? Well, we can discuss that in private, yes?"
Level up- [In the most annoying tone possible] "Ya-hoo!"
Level up 2- [jingling sounds]
Level up 3 (costume)- "More? That seems unnecessary, quite frankly. Oh, feel free to ignore me."
Asc 1- "My hat! Thank you, I missed this!" [jingling noises] "Oh, I'm going to be such a nuisance! Point me at someone! Let me rip!"
Asc 2- [more rampant jingling noises. He says absolutely nothing, but he goes through several portrait changes.]
Asc 3- "Maaaa-ster! Why did you think I needed to keep going?? So I can joust people? I'm a court fool, not a proper knight! Look at this hat and tell me if I look knightly!"
Final asc- "Am I useful to you? I'm glad! That means I'm more useful than I was when I was alive! And unlike then, if someone Really bothers you, I can do something about it. Thank youuuu!"
Costume- ".... I don't want to talk while on the job. Just point me in the right direction, you hear? And don't just point at the road so you can watch this chicken cross it.... Ehehe."
Dialogue 1- "Maaa-ster! Hello, good morning, guten tag! Do you need anything? Oh, do you want to hear a joke?"
Dialogue 2- [more goddamn jingling] "Does this bother you? Does this annoy you? Eeheh! Just doing my job, sire!"
Dialogue 3- "Okay, so... The reason the chicken getting to the other side is funny is because chickens were sacred to Hades. The Underworld god. You know. Death, so the Other Side. You get it, right? It's pretty funny, I think!"
Dialogue 4- "... .....zz-- Aah! Master, don't do that! Really, don't, I don't want to hurt you by mistake!"
Dialogue 5- "So.... What are we thinking? Anything to do? Anyone to... Y'know?"
Dialogue 6- [A default enemy knights' portrait is initially used, before switching back to Dagonet] "Hi-ah Master! Just trying this out! Did I startle you? Great! That means it'll work!"
Dialogue 7 (to the KOTR)- "My fellows! No need to look so stressed! I'm here now!" [jingling] "Okay, stop me if you've heard this one---"
Dialogue 8 (All PROPER Artorias, and Arthur)- "My King! You look so dour! Let me join you for a short while!"
Dialogue 9 (Bleoberis)- "My man! Where's your tower? I gotta christen it with bad jokes that'll be to die for!!! Ehehe! <3 Dig me a grave for my bad jokes too, I gotta put some down!"
Dialogue 10 (King Mark)- "Oh hi Mark! Boss! Hi! Hello! Guten tag! Bonjour!" [jingles]
Dialogue 11 (Mephisto)- "Oh? Oh oh oh? Another clown? Hello, cheesed to meet you! You wouldn't wanna collaborate on anything, would you? Lets be stupid together!"
Dialogue 12 (Douman)- ".... I honestly thought that was a court fool at first glance. Maybe they are. They're... Intriguing, admittedly."
Master-Servant Relationship- "I'm the joke, you're the lord! I'm the gun, you're the trigger! Oh, I got a really good one! I'm the pineapple pizza to your normal dinner party!"
Likes- "Well, obviously I love my job! Which? You know! You know!!! Also, I like watching the gamers beat games really, really fast! Those get wild!"
Dislikes- "... .... Not much! The only thing I'll really get mad about is if someone steals from me! And why would they? I'm just a widdle court fool!"
The Holy Grail- "Ehhh... I don't really want it. It isn't funny. This thing's a mess."
Event- "Maaaaaaaaa-ster! Look, look! I'm going to go without you, so keep up!"
Birthday- [sings the monkey variant of the Happy Birthday song]
Costume- "..... Sorry. I don't usually talk when I'm preparing to get someone. It'll be quick, I promise, then I'll be back to speak with you."