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Published: 2011-11-21 08:40:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2196; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 30
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see? I'm not inactive. i've just been coffin shopping....and I HATE doing that. when you're my size it gets so difficult to find the right one. they make coffins my height just not my girth. i always have to special order and that costs WAY more....i should just get a bed like you mortals.and the fat rat ALWAYS gets lip from the store clerks.
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oh ok...but how can i sleep in that. and will that even fit me?
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It's as big as a phone booth on the outside and as big as a house on the inside you could probably fit two of you inside.
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well if i fit i'll ue it. we'll jsut call it an irregular coffin
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heh whatever works ^^
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well it'll NEED to work.
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could always try to make your own. just get the measurements needed and then modify the case. lol hard part would be to find a tape measure long enough xD
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i suck at making my own.
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well you could always try. I could help if needed
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well...ok then. are you any good at building furniture?
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not very...but I'm sure we could find somewhere that could
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well, shes good at mechanical tasks...I dunno how good she is at wood working, heh unless you want a stainless steel coffin
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well to keep with tradition it has to have some wood. but maybe she could add some hinges.
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that could work...or you could always have a metal frame with wooden lining on the outside
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- like I said, Jen is good with metal working. if you know someone that can at least do the wood work, she could get the frame done
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ok i'll try to find one
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- we can always ask Jen when she gets home. and I think I've got some old unused timber lying around
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well why don't you go home and talk to her about it, i'll go find someone and bring him over
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- alright will do
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- she doesnt get home until this evening though ^^'
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well i'll have someone by then
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- alright sounds like a plan then
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sounds good. but what's your purpose of going through the Shadow Temple??
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- heh well, I got lost once and accidently found the place. wanted to have a better look at it ^^'
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he's a bit of a jerk.
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haha he sure is! i would never be that mean!
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sometimes vampires can be stuck up.
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really? your not. D:
is he going to be getting a custom coffin or a bed?
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but it's like humans, some can be stuck up.
no bed. beds don't work for me
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oh, i see. im not like that
why not?
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beds just don't do it for me.
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oh.. i cant sleep with out a bed! how is wood more comfy? or unfluffy pillows?
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a coffin isn't just wood and pillows. that's barbaric.
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oh? then you tell me about it.
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a coffin is a lot like a bed, except more enclosed. it varies form vampire to vampire, and they come in all shapes and sizes, except in my size
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oh, well id hate it! do you know how big you are?
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is that a rhetorical question?
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what you mean?
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a rhetorical question is a question used for a persuasive effect and intended to not have a reply.
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i dont get it.. D:
where did you get the idea for this picture?
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you said "do you know how big you are?". that could be a rhetorical question.
here's an example of one. like if you had a roommate who never left the house and was always in his room and you said to him, "How much longer are you gonna spend in the house?". That's a rhetorical question because it a figure of speech for saying "you spend too much time inside".
so when you said "do you know how big you are?", that could be mistaken for a rhetorical question, because you might be figuratively saying "you're very big".
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oh! no i didnt mean it like that.
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so that was a legitimate question?
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