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Smirks: These'll come later, but for now have an old version of em.

I'll submit them for NPCs, but we gotta update it first so hold your horses before they find the needle in the haystack and the two birds in a bush. Or something

So,

THE CRACKERBOOM BOYS.

The Crackerboom boys are a hit-and-run joyride scrappish group of hoodlums. They're top notch when it comes to doing explosive things for lots of money, and not so great at cleaning up afterwards. Need anything very not legal done quickly and with lots of mess? They're your guys.

MR. LOVEJOY was a sketchy businessman before he aimed for a change of pace and became a sketchy businessman bounty hunter.
Sketchy, get it? AHAHA
Hooked a bunch of street thugs into working for him for minimum wage. He's the most trustworthy guy in the world, really. If all the other guys in the world were blown up by enormous firecracker bombs that he has absolutely nothing to do with.
ZEBEDIAH is his head honcho, his compadre, his man-at-arms, his head hooligan, etcetera, etcetera. Loves explosions. Hates toothpaste. His grin is about four times wider than his brain.
BILLY RUMPUS is the dirty-mouthed, low-town kamikaze sort of fellow. Big hair, little common sense. If things need dropping upon, he's your Whimsicott.
GEE, his silent compatriot, does the dropping. Doesn't talk much, the poor fellow.
SCARMIGLONE is a disgraced aristocrat who's fallen on hard times. Fancies himself a high-caliber gentleman. His guns are pretty high-caliber, too.
BILLY PERIL is his diminutive partner. Shaping up to be quite the distinguished ruffian. Sure, he averages ten cigarettes a day, but check out those sweet dreads.

The guns'll gotta go, of course, but it will be a bittersweet farewell

Sob

Description
Smirks: These'll come later, but for now have an old version of em.

I'll submit them for NPCs, but we gotta update it first so hold your horses before they find the needle in the haystack and the two birds in a bush. Or something

So,

THE CRACKERBOOM BOYS.

The Crackerboom boys are a hit-and-run joyride scrappish group of hoodlums. They're top notch when it comes to doing explosive things for lots of money, and not so great at cleaning up afterwards. Need anything very not legal done quickly and with lots of mess? They're your guys.

MR. LOVEJOY was a sketchy businessman before he aimed for a change of pace and became a sketchy businessman bounty hunter.
Sketchy, get it? AHAHA
Hooked a bunch of street thugs into working for him for minimum wage. He's the most trustworthy guy in the world, really. If all the other guys in the world were blown up by enormous firecracker bombs that he has absolutely nothing to do with.
ZEBEDIAH is his head honcho, his compadre, his man-at-arms, his head hooligan, etcetera, etcetera. Loves explosions. Hates toothpaste. His grin is about four times wider than his brain.
BILLY RUMPUS is the dirty-mouthed, low-town kamikaze sort of fellow. Big hair, little common sense. If things need dropping upon, he's your Whimsicott.
GEE, his silent compatriot, does the dropping. Doesn't talk much, the poor fellow.
SCARMIGLONE is a disgraced aristocrat who's fallen on hard times. Fancies himself a high-caliber gentleman. His guns are pretty high-caliber, too.
BILLY PERIL is his diminutive partner. Shaping up to be quite the distinguished ruffian. Sure, he averages ten cigarettes a day, but check out those sweet dreads.

The guns'll gotta go, of course, but it will be a bittersweet farewell

Sob