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Description Until today morning I didn't really know what Hetalia was so I looked it up on Yahoo!Answers and got what I wanted to know. And to be honest I was quite shocked.
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Germany a Bishounen? HAHAHA dont make me laugh, the only stereotype of Germany I know are leatherpants-wearing, beer-drinking Bavarians! And what the heck is Ludwig? More like Heinz Peter Kunz or something like that. And Russia doesn't look like Russia at all. And I wonder... how can you actually tell one country from the other, they look all the same to me (OKAY except for the hairstyle and the clothes maybe. But imagine there was a chapter in which they're all bald an naked. I respect Bishounen-fangirls for being able to distinguish with such a certainty).
So, here is what I think Hetalia characters should look like.




It's just a joke you know, please, don't feel offended.

Dra Chanasan mat dam Kantrabass~
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matcharabbit [2017-10-18 08:18:13 +0000 UTC]

this is beutiful

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Tonkinko [2016-01-16 00:26:24 +0000 UTC]

The US is perfectly fit.

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fiiski [2015-07-25 09:47:20 +0000 UTC]

Greece tho
He's like
PHOTOBAMBBBB

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stellmonster [2015-06-19 20:32:31 +0000 UTC]

THanks for ruining my favorite anime, but this is still my homescreen!

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Deductions504 [2015-04-24 00:11:08 +0000 UTC]

*sees Le England* Microft Holmes, get out of hetalia RIGHT. NOW. Don't make me call Sherlock!

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xPerkyPearlx [2015-01-03 11:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Hetalia uses both good and bad sides from each country's stereotype, and it mixes the more modern, traditional, and old stereotypes, with a bit of creativity. As for instance, America can be quite ignorant, but he isn't fat. And England is a bad cook and loves tea, but he doesn't have bad teeth and is a hard worker. ^-^

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BellaHerzog [2014-12-18 20:19:12 +0000 UTC]

I think u don't get it (don't imagine this in an annoyed but in a calm voice)
It's not about the perfect art hetalia has it's about so much I just can't really describe it
It's the about fandom about all the fan service and about super hot looking hella gay guys you can love and dream off
I'm not offended i just wanted to explain

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SynchronizedOrgys [2014-03-07 00:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Danm gurl~~

I personally found that England better...

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SolumSeronix [2014-01-01 23:56:48 +0000 UTC]

I like Hetalia the way it is, inaccurate stereotyping and all. Cool picture, though!

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koushe [2013-10-06 08:47:00 +0000 UTC]

what's the most funny, some Russians really look like this.

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stardustkitty [2013-08-24 01:01:27 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome. Especially America and Italy.

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AnimeFreakMyra [2013-07-24 19:11:46 +0000 UTC]

*sniffle sniffle*

so true...it hurts.

My heart...I think, it just broke

/(x`x)\ *I died* DX

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Thesapphireangel [2013-07-17 01:48:49 +0000 UTC]

France:a guy with a curly mustache a beret a red scarf and a black and white shirt also he has a poodle

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StePauMa [2013-06-26 06:12:30 +0000 UTC]

America looks like Bob from Tekken.

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gabux912 [2013-06-14 15:48:08 +0000 UTC]

Ludwig is old Germanian name (My friend is from Germany, so she said it to me ), and yes - bavarians not ALL germans. Oh well, whatever, just wanted to say it

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BRVRandLonliness [2013-05-18 02:09:01 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao America XD

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MSArtistJean [2013-05-12 19:40:46 +0000 UTC]

so accurate it hurts

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SeaWindW [2013-05-04 22:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Ахаха)) This is brilliant!))

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Doitsuki [2013-04-27 09:42:12 +0000 UTC]

wat..

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yeniyenyen97 [2013-04-22 05:29:40 +0000 UTC]

there not hot anymore O: but its so true xD

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Pame-chan-16 [2013-04-21 08:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you are amazing!!!!! I really love how all look! more real.

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RandyZorra [2013-04-14 22:50:48 +0000 UTC]

I think this may be even more stereotyped than Hetalia is...

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Sunstone123 In reply to RandyZorra [2013-09-09 03:56:41 +0000 UTC]

Agreed

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kolson98 [2013-04-14 02:25:05 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is awesome

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Hybrid-Dragoness [2013-03-21 11:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, if this were a spin-off series, I think it'd be just as funny, if not more so

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punkcherries [2013-03-20 00:55:12 +0000 UTC]

-shows everyone in the anime- On a fourth wall breaking note; the series was made in Japan so they need to look like true Japanese-blah blah explanation blah- This is boring, anyone wanna get lunch??? You're paying.... Huh? I'll pay...... -everyone leaves to get food- Huh? Oh! -goes after them-

that was everyone's reaction apparently >.> nice joke though XD maybe yu could watch the series if yu haven't nice artwork :3

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xKawaiixBakax [2013-03-17 05:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Insult to America. And everyone but Japan.

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CokeGal In reply to xKawaiixBakax [2014-06-10 20:32:41 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β Actually...

Β  Β It's a insult to everyone, but if you lighten up you'll start to laugh on how true it is.

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VioVi [2013-03-04 00:51:11 +0000 UTC]

much more accurate

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HighSchoolHysteria [2013-02-21 03:14:43 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha FAT!!!!!! At first germany in hetalia was acually supposed to be kind of ugly, like with a larger nose and be grossely muscular, and england didn't have funky eyebrows at first either, but I'm glad they didn't make him like that haha, he does look more tired than the other characters tho XD

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DictatorChocolate [2013-02-01 20:40:22 +0000 UTC]


Perfection.

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Thinker1988 [2013-01-25 23:43:39 +0000 UTC]

Hetalia countries are not taken from nationality stereotypes, they are inspired from the behaviour, role and strenght of the nations.

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robloxlittle [2013-01-12 20:01:04 +0000 UTC]

yeah if this was true
no
seriously NO you ruined earth
thats why...
HIGH FIVE!

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Aramati [2013-01-09 19:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Did you mean: SATW?

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ilove966 [2013-01-01 01:14:09 +0000 UTC]

I think Russia needs a beard xD
Just my humble stereotyped opinion.

To answer your question, people woul tell them apart by their eyes. And Russia's nose. I'm a fangirl and love this pic! When I first started to read hetalia, I was kinda like, "wtf. If these are stereotypes, why isn't America fat, why doesn't England have a monocle(LOL THANKS FOR GIVING HIM ONE), why don't the middle east have beards, why do the Italy brothers have straight hair,etc. XD

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LarayaDracomshu [2012-12-18 16:13:14 +0000 UTC]

that shit should have been part of the manga the whole time. Americans make fun of people with glasses...not wear them.

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JustDoItMarshall [2012-12-02 04:28:53 +0000 UTC]

WHERE ARE YOUR SHIPS AND OTPS NOW, FANGIRLS??!

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xxXhetaliarussiaXxx [2012-11-02 20:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Is Canada not in the picture because America ate him?

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DarkEmpressSerenity In reply to xxXhetaliarussiaXxx [2013-05-22 23:35:28 +0000 UTC]

This made me lol so hard!!!!!

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CobaltPaintBrush [2012-10-23 11:54:13 +0000 UTC]

I love this picture........what have you done to Japan though?

(for the record they arent bishounens, bishounens look more like THIS: [link] rather than this: [link] Ive never heard of a fat bishie xD))

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SapphireSky1992 [2012-10-15 09:36:44 +0000 UTC]

Huge Heta fan and this caught my eye, I am truly INLOVE with this picture XD

I really love how you ACTUALLY caught the stereotypes perfectly

*instant fav*

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QueenofPixies [2012-10-12 06:31:03 +0000 UTC]

dude........
WTF??

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yuratsu [2012-10-08 00:38:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL i would totally watch/read hetalia if the characters are epic like that~

this made my day

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GlitchyAbsol [2012-10-06 19:14:36 +0000 UTC]

is the Japan in the background a dude or a chick? X3

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ZurithePersistent [2012-10-04 21:26:53 +0000 UTC]

TRUE

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robotlover2234 [2012-10-02 23:00:28 +0000 UTC]

yeah but if the characters looked like this people wouldnt watch it

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x-Raven-Cat-x [2012-09-19 00:16:34 +0000 UTC]

I hope you know not all Japanese people are anime-loving weeaboos.

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Kayleeya778 [2012-09-13 14:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Russia looks so realistic, fantastic sketches

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Cottonee7 [2012-09-10 01:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Love it.

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Zimzgirl13 [2012-09-09 20:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha! UK looks like Walter C. Dornez from Hellsing! AWESOME

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