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Hellsender [2011-03-14 05:37:16 +0000 UTC]
I'd love me some Marvel vs Claymore art. Except I would've considered seeing Super Skrull against Helen (since they both have stretchy arms).
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mortalshinobi In reply to Hellsender [2011-03-14 05:42:19 +0000 UTC]
not a big skrull fan so he never crossed my mind. Like spiderman and x-men stuff mainly.
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mortalshinobi In reply to spocar [2010-08-29 02:01:31 +0000 UTC]
actually, that's helen. the stretchy limbs are what identify her here. otherwise she's really close in appearance. but there are plenty of clare pics here too.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-15 20:58:38 +0000 UTC]
pretty much. though I actually bet on helen. though she won't come out unscathed.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-15 21:06:43 +0000 UTC]
well if it IS Helen then...would she want sex after the fight?
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-16 03:26:04 +0000 UTC]
with who I would ask? raki or deneve? they don't actually set her up with a pairing really. though I kind of see her with gambit or spiderman. yes, i know those two have girls already, but helen fits as a replacement in a way.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-16 07:23:01 +0000 UTC]
I was hoping with me ;_; *purplish lines of depression appear over my head*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-16 14:59:57 +0000 UTC]
you can always try, helen is a wild one, she may take you up on that. word of advice, get her drunk, she's friendlier.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-16 19:23:31 +0000 UTC]
*Waits untill after the fight*
Hello Helen *Offers her a bottle of Vodka* Shall we spend some time together?
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-17 02:40:07 +0000 UTC]
looks at you with narrow eyes and smacks you on head. "well, at least you give me somethin' when you didn't help with the fight." takes a swig from the vodka and starts going all misato.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-17 07:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Well I was respecting your independance... as it was said there are fights to protect lives and fights to protect honor... I thought you would of been mad if I interfeared...
Anyway...want to go back to my place or shall I go to yours?
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-17 15:44:22 +0000 UTC]
whacks you on head with remainder of bottle. "no wonder they say chivalry is dead." walks off and leaves you unconsciouss.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-17 19:31:05 +0000 UTC]
Dat was mean Helen-chan ;_; *I try to follow her*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-18 04:03:03 +0000 UTC]
hey, you asked for it man. good luck trying to get her in the sack.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-18 07:30:33 +0000 UTC]
*I follow Helen*
Helen...I was simply trying to respect your independance as a female warrior and showing you that I hold your abilitys in the highest reguard if you were offended by that I deeply appoligize
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-18 19:10:22 +0000 UTC]
Really? fine. you can make it up to me by cleaning up my room. here's the vaccum and maid suit. she pulls out a made suit and vacuum for you to use.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-18 19:26:09 +0000 UTC]
*I put on the maid outfit and begin the process of cleaning Helen's room*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-18 19:28:12 +0000 UTC]
helen laughs, drinks her beer and passes out.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-18 19:34:12 +0000 UTC]
*after I finish with Helen's room...I undress her unconcious body and fondle her boobs*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-19 03:43:02 +0000 UTC]
she wakes up very pissed, slaps you across the face hard enough to give you whiplash and then kicks you on the ground before stomping out of the room. don't mess with a claymore fanboy. you're lucky it wasn't ophelia, she would have killed you.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-19 07:16:28 +0000 UTC]
ouch... *I twitch on the ground*
didnt u say she'd be nice?
*I try to go after her*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-19 16:33:29 +0000 UTC]
yes, but women don't take nicely to waking up to date rape. be careful following her, she might throw you in the bog where she found the lizard, and he might not be dead.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-19 20:40:44 +0000 UTC]
Good point *I keep my distance while following her*
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-21 04:22:34 +0000 UTC]
are you still following me she growls. she's claymore, she can hear your small sounds like you were hulk smashing through places. so she lengthens her arm and flicks you in the forehead. "stop following me, I mean it." turns away and sighs. "men." and storms off.
(you probably won't get her. you screwed up by fondling her.)
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-21 09:31:59 +0000 UTC]
Okay I'll stop following you
*I walk off in the other direction...butslyly activate a robotic fly to follow her*
((yeah I probibly did))
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-22 14:52:24 +0000 UTC]
Deneve finds it on Helen's shoulder and decides to find you. Deneve isn't as nice as Helen. Watch out- and I'd bet Helen told her of what you did while she was asleep.
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Psycho333 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-22 23:05:55 +0000 UTC]
I should be running now shouldnt I?
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-23 03:23:59 +0000 UTC]
no, but you should probably avoid the two for awhile. and maybe other claymores as well, helen is very social and she'll spread the word about the guy who tried to jump a claymore.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-23 14:30:18 +0000 UTC]
just don't let your porn senses be detected. very hard to do.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Psycho333 [2010-03-19 16:18:36 +0000 UTC]
you fondled her breast. what did you expect? girls don't go for date rape. be careful following her, she may send you to the bog where the lizard was.
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Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-15 18:08:21 +0000 UTC]
Awesome!
Although, he's not going to last five seconds against the drill sword.
(Hmm... if he is as much of an animal as deescribed, then he would quit of the prey was putting up too much of a fight.)
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-15 20:31:44 +0000 UTC]
have you read the spiderman stories where lizard feels himself cornered and enters a blood frenzy? he doesn't quit. and I forgot about the drill sword, that is a close combat technique isn't it? even without it I'd probably place my bets on Helen, though I'd think she'd still find the lizard unusually tough. what is unexpected about him is how useful that tail is. and it hurts like the dickens when it connects.
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Greatkingrat88 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-15 21:00:31 +0000 UTC]
Considering Helen battles high-level AB:s on a daily basis (remember the insanity of the latest chapters?) I think she will be all right. She only needs one hit with the drill.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-16 03:32:37 +0000 UTC]
true. just saying you can't underestimate the lizard. he's one tough critter. but all in all I place my bets on helen, and not just because of her beauty. and with the drill that I forgot the lizard has little chance unless he can gain control of his mind to revert back to connors and even then he may actually ask her to kill him. so helen wins no matter what, unless her softer side takes over when he reverts and it goes backwards and he kills her in his animal savagery. it's happened to other characters.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-16 03:46:25 +0000 UTC]
actually i don't generally think about that. I generally think about the fact that they're greatly skilled. like lovely irene for example. you'd consider yourself lucky in a fight if you could impale her. they just aren't easy to hit.
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Greatkingrat88 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-16 12:44:01 +0000 UTC]
Well, their mad skills are part of the superhuman warrior thing. And, I didn't say impaling would be easy.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-16 15:02:24 +0000 UTC]
not hardly, helen is one of the easier ones. and as you just pointed out I forgot about one of her suped up close range attacks. yeah, impale a claymore? learn to impale a mob boss first and you may be getting there... jeez, might as well go up against the x-men, but the claymores are better looking, and no guys. course they may kill you too-were the x-men won't.
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Greatkingrat88 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-16 16:21:23 +0000 UTC]
I'd like to see Helen drillsword Wolverine. Her drillsword could mess up even Isley pretty bad, but Wolverine has that annoying healing factor...
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-17 02:44:45 +0000 UTC]
wolverine has priscilla type healing factor. question is, after they realize he's not an awakened being would they still fight him? he isn't crazy and bezerk like the lizard or the hulk. course' if Helen drill swords him I'm sure he's going to be real pissed at her. she'll have to make it up to him with a round of drinks. one thing they share in common, alchohal.
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Greatkingrat88 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-17 03:07:37 +0000 UTC]
On the other hand, a drill sword would make a real mess, even for wolvie... if it hit right. The worse and greater the damage, the harder for him to regenerate. If she got him in the guts and inside the ribcage, then.
Of course, they both love a good fight.
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mortalshinobi In reply to Greatkingrat88 [2010-03-17 04:42:29 +0000 UTC]
helen would abandon it first though, she can't take as much damage. and if she stops wolvie may spare her. he's just too strong.
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Greatkingrat88 In reply to mortalshinobi [2010-03-17 12:15:03 +0000 UTC]
oh, don't underestimate the power and tenacity of a claymore. Especially a semi-awakened veteran of the war in the north.
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