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Tina, Gene, and Louise - the weird crazy kids of Bob and Linda Belcher.

TINA:
"I am a smart, strong, sensual woman."
"If we see any mermaids I'm gonna ask them where their merginas are."
"My heart just pooped its pants."
"Time for the charm bomb to explode."
"I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately."
"My crotch is itchy."
"I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
"Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
"And if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses."
"If you need me, I'll be here on the floor dying."
"Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?"
"Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in."
"Wow, Gene's really athletic."
"Oh it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
"Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know where the bagels go."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........."
"It's his butt."
"Lets just act like a normal family... on vacation with their sexy dentist."
"Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it."

GENE:
"My eyes don't work, paint me a word picture."
"A fart is like a fingerprints and we have the same fingerprints."
"We're gonna be moderately rich! I can date someone half my age: a five-and-a-half year old starlet."
"...and when you're done here, clean my litter box. And don't tell mom and dad about my litter box."
"My grandparents are staying with us and they were both alive during Prohibition so this is what it sounds like when they have sex in the room next to mine."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"
"No one blackmails our sister but us!"
"Let's release the lobster back into the supermarket from whence it came."
"I didn't know anyone had a boob fetish."
"We're Belchers, from the womb to the tomb!"
"Brrrrrr. I should have brought my cardigan."
"Yeah, Anuses!"
"And I can only paint the truth. The robots are coming!"
"A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder in stonehenge. That's my friend Ken. He's an albino. Yeah. He's 28."
" Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner art is made!"
"Was it obvious I don't care?"
"Well, pinch my loaf!"

LOUISE:
"Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon."
"Turns out dad has been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers."
"And I'm going to get my gun license, finally."
"I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby."
"Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey."
"I said shut your mouth, it's art crawl."
"Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."
"The treasure's in the crack of the ass, I can smell it."
Don't tell me to shut up!"
"And I told you I have a raging staph infection under here. Touch this hat and we all go down! You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?!"
"Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us Full-Sized Chocolate Bars! Does she know? Oh my god! Was it an accident? "
"Kissing is like a fight with lips."
"I smell fear on you."
"Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!"
"It's not against everything, but it's start."
"Dad, why does art crawl suck so much?"
"YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!"
"Alright listen up! So all these suckers come out for art crawl. And they all wanna pay money for crap. So paint some crap and we can sell it."
"Dad, I'm nine. I spit out vegetables and hide them around the house."
"Ok, Logan, fellow employee. This is the spot I've chosen for you to stand in for the rest of the day. It's out of the way, we won't have to smell or hear you, and when it's time to punch out, there's the door."
"SICK!"

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Tina Ruth Belcher (voiced by Dan Mintz) - Tina Belcher is the eldest Belcher child and the "geek" of the family. She was said to be autistic in the first episode, but the claim was immediately dismissed by her parents. She generally speaks in a monotonous low voice, works part-time at the restaurant and is often the voice of reason among the Belcher children, though it is made quite clear that she has her own eccentricities that rival those of her siblings. She is trying to come to grips with her entry into adulthood, and claims to have a complicated relationship with zombies. She is obsessed with horses, boys (particularly Jimmy Jr.), and buttocks; in various episodes she writes in her journal about touching people's butts, which, to her, is the height of sexual contact. According to Gene and Louise on the season two episode "Bad Tina", Tina has written erotic fanfiction of several television shows and movies and has moved on to "erotic friend fiction", in which she uses real-life people. Tina was aged 12 in early episodes and now 13 since the episode "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?". In the episode "Ear-sy Rider" she states that she is good with history, but has "some problems with math". Tina is generally soft-spoken, sweet, and somewhat timid, often in contrast to her more strident siblings. In the show's early stages, the eldest Belcher child was originally written as a boy, Daniel Belcher. Daniel was also voiced by Mintz, whose personality as a child is said to have been similar to that of Tina.

Gene Belcher (voiced by Eugene Mirman) - Gene Belcher is the only son, and is the second and middle child of the family. Like his mother, he is very enthusiastic about almost everything. He often promotes the restaurant by wearing a burger costume. Gene is revealed to be 11 years old in the episode "Full Bars". In the Season 2 finale, "Beefsquatch", Gene claims that his newfound fame will allow him to date a 5 1⁄2-year-old starlet half his age. In a season 3 episode it is revealed that he is afraid of snakes. He has a predilection for gender-bending, frequently referring to himself as a woman (as in "O.T. The Outside Toilet", when he looks forward to being a mother after getting a flour sack baby in health class), and on one occasion replaced the lounge singers (actually 6th-graders) in his sisters' ersatz casino with himself in a sparkly dress and wig, a development treated with near-indifference by everyone assembled. He is generally the dimmest of the Belcher children, being easily misled and portrayed as not very intelligent. Despite this, he occasionally demonstrates great skill in music and dreams of one day being a famous musician; he enjoys playing a Casio-type keyboard and creates an elaborate love duet in "Topsy".

Louise Belcher (voiced by Kristen Schaal) - Louise Belcher is the youngest of the Belcher siblings. In spite of being the youngest, she usually dominates her two older siblings. Precocious and intelligent, she is manipulative and aggressive, even towards adults, and is more than willing to exploit people if there is anything to be gained. She has an offbeat and dark sense of humor and picks locks as a hobby. In the episode "Torpedo", she mentions that her age is 9. Louise always wears her signature pink hat with rabbit ears, regardless of the time of day or situation; to date, she has never been seen by the viewer without the piece of headgear. In the episode "Ear'sy Rider," when the hat was stolen from her, the animators used a series of gimmicks to keep the top of her head out of view until she got it back. Towards the end of the episode, Bob mentions that she was born without ears. Louise has always liked Bob more than Linda, opting to spend more time with him as she finds him much more interesting. In the episode "Carpe Museum", Bob reveals that she called him "daddy" until she was eight. Later Louise accidentally reveals her plan to take over the family restaurant when Bob retires, causing Bob to taunt her saying that she looks up to him and that he is her hero.

Description
Tina, Gene, and Louise - the weird crazy kids of Bob and Linda Belcher.

TINA:
"I am a smart, strong, sensual woman."
"If we see any mermaids I'm gonna ask them where their merginas are."
"My heart just pooped its pants."
"Time for the charm bomb to explode."
"I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately."
"My crotch is itchy."
"I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
"Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
"And if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses."
"If you need me, I'll be here on the floor dying."
"Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?"
"Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in."
"Wow, Gene's really athletic."
"Oh it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
"Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know where the bagels go."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........."
"It's his butt."
"Lets just act like a normal family... on vacation with their sexy dentist."
"Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it."

GENE:
"My eyes don't work, paint me a word picture."
"A fart is like a fingerprints and we have the same fingerprints."
"We're gonna be moderately rich! I can date someone half my age: a five-and-a-half year old starlet."
"...and when you're done here, clean my litter box. And don't tell mom and dad about my litter box."
"My grandparents are staying with us and they were both alive during Prohibition so this is what it sounds like when they have sex in the room next to mine."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"
"No one blackmails our sister but us!"
"Let's release the lobster back into the supermarket from whence it came."
"I didn't know anyone had a boob fetish."
"We're Belchers, from the womb to the tomb!"
"Brrrrrr. I should have brought my cardigan."
"Yeah, Anuses!"
"And I can only paint the truth. The robots are coming!"
"A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder in stonehenge. That's my friend Ken. He's an albino. Yeah. He's 28."
" Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner art is made!"
"Was it obvious I don't care?"
"Well, pinch my loaf!"

LOUISE:
"Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon."
"Turns out dad has been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers."
"And I'm going to get my gun license, finally."
"I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby."
"Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey."
"I said shut your mouth, it's art crawl."
"Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."
"The treasure's in the crack of the ass, I can smell it."
Don't tell me to shut up!"
"And I told you I have a raging staph infection under here. Touch this hat and we all go down! You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?!"
"Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us Full-Sized Chocolate Bars! Does she know? Oh my god! Was it an accident? "
"Kissing is like a fight with lips."
"I smell fear on you."
"Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!"
"It's not against everything, but it's start."
"Dad, why does art crawl suck so much?"
"YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!"
"Alright listen up! So all these suckers come out for art crawl. And they all wanna pay money for crap. So paint some crap and we can sell it."
"Dad, I'm nine. I spit out vegetables and hide them around the house."
"Ok, Logan, fellow employee. This is the spot I've chosen for you to stand in for the rest of the day. It's out of the way, we won't have to smell or hear you, and when it's time to punch out, there's the door."
"SICK!"

----

Tina Ruth Belcher (voiced by Dan Mintz) - Tina Belcher is the eldest Belcher child and the "geek" of the family. She was said to be autistic in the first episode, but the claim was immediately dismissed by her parents. She generally speaks in a monotonous low voice, works part-time at the restaurant and is often the voice of reason among the Belcher children, though it is made quite clear that she has her own eccentricities that rival those of her siblings. She is trying to come to grips with her entry into adulthood, and claims to have a complicated relationship with zombies. She is obsessed with horses, boys (particularly Jimmy Jr.), and buttocks; in various episodes she writes in her journal about touching people's butts, which, to her, is the height of sexual contact. According to Gene and Louise on the season two episode "Bad Tina", Tina has written erotic fanfiction of several television shows and movies and has moved on to "erotic friend fiction", in which she uses real-life people. Tina was aged 12 in early episodes and now 13 since the episode "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?". In the episode "Ear-sy Rider" she states that she is good with history, but has "some problems with math". Tina is generally soft-spoken, sweet, and somewhat timid, often in contrast to her more strident siblings. In the show's early stages, the eldest Belcher child was originally written as a boy, Daniel Belcher. Daniel was also voiced by Mintz, whose personality as a child is said to have been similar to that of Tina.

Gene Belcher (voiced by Eugene Mirman) - Gene Belcher is the only son, and is the second and middle child of the family. Like his mother, he is very enthusiastic about almost everything. He often promotes the restaurant by wearing a burger costume. Gene is revealed to be 11 years old in the episode "Full Bars". In the Season 2 finale, "Beefsquatch", Gene claims that his newfound fame will allow him to date a 5 1⁄2-year-old starlet half his age. In a season 3 episode it is revealed that he is afraid of snakes. He has a predilection for gender-bending, frequently referring to himself as a woman (as in "O.T. The Outside Toilet", when he looks forward to being a mother after getting a flour sack baby in health class), and on one occasion replaced the lounge singers (actually 6th-graders) in his sisters' ersatz casino with himself in a sparkly dress and wig, a development treated with near-indifference by everyone assembled. He is generally the dimmest of the Belcher children, being easily misled and portrayed as not very intelligent. Despite this, he occasionally demonstrates great skill in music and dreams of one day being a famous musician; he enjoys playing a Casio-type keyboard and creates an elaborate love duet in "Topsy".

Louise Belcher (voiced by Kristen Schaal) - Louise Belcher is the youngest of the Belcher siblings. In spite of being the youngest, she usually dominates her two older siblings. Precocious and intelligent, she is manipulative and aggressive, even towards adults, and is more than willing to exploit people if there is anything to be gained. She has an offbeat and dark sense of humor and picks locks as a hobby. In the episode "Torpedo", she mentions that her age is 9. Louise always wears her signature pink hat with rabbit ears, regardless of the time of day or situation; to date, she has never been seen by the viewer without the piece of headgear. In the episode "Ear'sy Rider," when the hat was stolen from her, the animators used a series of gimmicks to keep the top of her head out of view until she got it back. Towards the end of the episode, Bob mentions that she was born without ears. Louise has always liked Bob more than Linda, opting to spend more time with him as she finds him much more interesting. In the episode "Carpe Museum", Bob reveals that she called him "daddy" until she was eight. Later Louise accidentally reveals her plan to take over the family restaurant when Bob retires, causing Bob to taunt her saying that she looks up to him and that he is her hero.