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Ichigo: thats right i would have a child and a law suit and not to mention a woman who would want to kick my ass because i messed with her breasts so much
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well, shit happens, ichigo.
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yes it does and when that happens mastercard is there to help you by the bleach,rug shampoo,rug shampooer, fine combed brush,gas masks and toilet paper...for prevention
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Ichigo:well i gues i would have a law suit on my hands wouldnt i
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And a child, don't forget a child
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well of course and he would have his dad being all like
Isshin: Wait what happened son?
Ichigo: Kon stole my body and had a one night stand
Isshin: so why is that a problem
Ichigo: she got pregnant dad
Isshin: you mean im a grandpa now?.....T_T....ohh happy day
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Ichigo:WHAT!?
Isshin: well let's face it son, I was starting to doubt if you liked girls and that I would ever be a grandfather
Ichigo: DAD!?!??!
Isshin: Besides- now we get another girl in the family XD!!
Ichigo: SO that's what you wanted =_=#
Isshin: And Kon has great taste so BONUS!
Ichigo: *getting ready to knock his dad out*
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Kon:hey ichigo whats up
Ichigo:....YOU....YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!
Kon: -runs like hell trying to escape the enraged Ichigo-
Isshin: come on son you got laid arent you happy
Ichigo: it was someone i didnt know and i didnt care about
Isshin: but first comes sex then a relationship...your mom knew that
Ichigo: your telling me you didnt love mom when you too first were...
Isshin: no i always loved her she just grew to love me
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((OMFG LOL ON LAST STATEMENT!)
Kon: *runs into Rukia* NEE-SAN!~
Rukia: *instinctively tosses his away* ..I thought I just heard something?
Kon: Nee-....san....Ichigo IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
Rukia: ??? Why is that? *something different everyday*
Kon: BECAUSE HE GOT LAID BECAUSE OF ME!!
Rukia:...laid?...8thinks about chicken eggs*...hmmm...well..I can seee why he's mad
Kon: But- I shall take responsibility and play with the kids.
Rukia:!?!?! Ichigo is a father?!
Ichigo: *runs in* KON!!! *blinks* Rukia?
Rukia: *bows* congradulations on the arrival of your children.
Kon: *runs away while Ichigo is in shock then tries to explain things to Rukia* ORIHIME WILL COMFORT MEEE!!!
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Ichigo:.....you know who the mother is kon.....WHO IS IT!!!
Kon: its Orihime
Ichigo:......DAMN YOU
Rukia: i always thought you made a cute couple -smiles- what you dont like girls or something
Ichigo: no i like girls im just not ready to be in a relationship
Kon: well you should have thought about that before you lent me your body
Ichigo: i didnt think you would have sex with orihime when i was away -Orihime behind ichigo hears this and suprise hugs him-
Orihime: HEY LOVER <3 <3
-Rukia,Isshin,Karin,yuzu all say "Oh Boy"-
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-Ichigo gets so enraged his face is glowing red and he passes out due to his lack of breathing for that amount of time-
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Kon: -takes Ichigo's body for another run-
Rukia: -commences to right/draw on Ichigo's face-
Isshin: KON MAKE SURE MY SON IS THE PLAYER I'VE ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO BE!!
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-Ichigo wakes up 3 weeks later in a bed with 4 women naked clinging to him as he then realizes he is naked as well not to mention there is a video camera on a tripod infront of the bed with the red light blinking-
Ichigo: SAY WHAT?
Women: you were great...wanna go again you machine
Ichigo knocks out again as kon procedes to take back ichigo's body but after he does ichigo realizes he is trapped in the room watching what dirty things kon is doing in his body to those women-
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Isshin: I wonder where Ichigo is *sniffs and cries comically* MY SON IS GIVING ME MANY GRANDCHILDREN I KNOW IT!!
Orihime: *tear* Why didn;t he take me?
Karin: Cuz your all boobs =A=
Orihime: KARIN CHAN!?!?!
Karin: *annoyed of Orihime's crying and cooking at the house while Ichigo is gone*
Kon: hehe, alright ladies, on more round, LET'S BEAT THE 89 HOUR STRAIGHT RECORD!
Women- YAY!
Ichigo-OMFG NOO!!! *tries to strangle Kon but can't since it's his body- -goes into emo corner-
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-Hitsugaya finds Ichigo in the room to fetch him for an assignment Yamamoto asked him to help with but he soon leaves and instead Shunsei asks to go and does but instead of telling Ichigo he just stands there and watches Kon with his women and he is happy because none of them can see him yet Ichigo is still scared for life-
-At Ichigo's house-
Orihime: -Crying- Why dont you love me Ichigo
Rukia: maybe you have to go tackle him and show him orihime...or perhaps tone it down and ask for a date
Orihime: well ichigo is so socially backward that it would take forever for him to be with me
-Karin walks into room-
Karin: hey i thought you left orihime......oh well can you get me something to snack on Melon Tits
Orihime:-Looks at Karin and crys then runs into ichigo's room and slams the door collapsing on his bed crying hard-
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Ichigo: happy place..I won't get std's...happy place... OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING KON!?!?!?!?
-35325 censored scenes later-
-Ichigo passed out-
-At Ichigo's house-
Rukia: -sweatdrop- well.. she's way harder to comfort than i though =w="
Karin: Right?
Rukia: I usually just have to hit Ichigo on the head and he has this whole realization thing before we get into some big mess=o="
Karin: mess?
Rukia: *shit...* Y-yeah, he get's into fights outside of school sometimes. -awkward laugh-
Karin: -suspicion-
Orihime: -going through ichigo's stuff- -sniffs his shirt-Kurosaki-kun's smell~
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-Isshin walks into room to see Orihime nuzzling Ichigo's boxers-
Isshin: Hey Karin there you are ask yuzu if she can make us takoyaki tonight.....-looks at orihime- um....that a girl?
Orihime: -shy realizes that Ichigo's dad has walked into the room-
ummm im sorry i didnt mean to do it
Isshin: its fine Orihime im just glad someone cares about my emo son like you do ^_^
Orihime: -suddenly full of confidence- I WILL GET ICHIGO TO GO OUT WITH ME AND PERHAPS MARRY ME SOME DAY!!!!!!
Isshin: that a girl
Karin: i dont want to be an aunt before i gradute from high school ok
Rukia: can i be the god mother?
Orihime: OF COURSE RUKIA ^_^
-Meanwhile shunsei is having an incredibly good time watching kon working those women to the point of utter exhaustion while ichigo is in the fetal position rocking back and forth wishing he was in disney land-
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((lol how did we even start doing this!??!? ))
Rukia: Hmm..is it a boy or a girl first of all?
Karin: That's it -leaves-
Yuzu: OHHH! IT SHOULD BE A GIRL SO WE CAN DRESS HER UP!
Rukia:..Oh! Then Uryuu can make the outfits!
Orihime: OMG YES! HE IS SO GOOD AT THAT!
-While they discuss this, Kon has broken into his 23rd hour and 323/412493 women have passed out from exhaustion. Ichigo wishes he was taking pictures with mickey and Shunsei is starting to wish he brought a camera so he could video tape and use this example to turn on Nanao.-
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(im not sure but i know its funny as hell XD)
-Uryuu enters the kurosaki house because rukia called him-
Uryuu: i am very busy with my quilt what did you want
Rukia: can you knit Orihime some baby clothes?
Uryuu: OOOOH BABY CLOTHES SO IS IT GOONA BE A BOY OR A GIRL?
Orihime: well im not pregnant yet but when i do will you make the baby clothes for me?
Uryu
-meanwhile Kon is running out of women in town and the rest have been totally satisfied and have fallen asleep outside the room.....400 women are sleeping outside.....Chad sees this and hears Kon screaming in joy...but he thinks he is in trouble so he breaks down the door and notices ichigo and shinigami ichigo...gets confused and drags shinigami ichigo away-
Ichigo: THAT YOU SO MUCH CHAD...HOW CAN I REPAY YOU
Chad: um......you can get me that plushie ive been asking for
Ichigo: ok fine.....but we have to stop kon before the next generation of karakura becomes my children
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(*dies from laughter at Ichigo's last statement* XDDDDDD X_X)
-Uryuu is having fun with their GIRL TIME-
Rukia: WHA A MARVELOUS PATTERN! 8admiring dress*
Orihime: SO CUTE!
Uryuu: desho!?!? (right?!?!?))
GIRL FREINDS!!~*~~**~*~*
-Kon has entered his 67th hour of f***ing and has merely 323 woman left-
Kon: JUST GIVE ME 33 MORE HOURS LADIES! THEN WE BEAT THE WORLD RECORD BY 10!!
Girls he is currently working on: YES MASTER!
Kon: heh, you guys are my best ones yet-
ichigo: *DRAMATIC ENTRACE* KON YOU BASTARD!
Chad: ....*passes out from sight of all naked women*
Ichigo: ...aw crap...*facepalm*
Kon: *still at it*
Ichigo: OMFG....i look hot.. *holds hand over mouth and is a bit impressed* *Shakes head and snaps out of it* STOP IT RIGHT NOW KON!
Shunsei: Kurosaki-san, would you happen to have a camera?
ichigo...wtf?
Shunsei:..is that a no?
Ichigo: *hands camera*
Shunsei: 8raises an eyebrow*,..why do you have this?
Ichigo: >_>"
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-Shunsei frantically turns on the camera and takes pictures at the speed of lightning-
Ichigo:....you know what i give up on trying to stop him anymore....its too late....Hey Kon you used protection right
Kon: -Holds gun- well ive got it right here but they have all been compliant
Ichigo:......-_-......i meant condoms
Kon: whats a condom?
Ichigo: DAMN IT T_T
-Ichigo attempts to wake up chad but ends up dragging him home-
-Ichigo arrives at home-
Orihime: HEY LOVER -Hugs Ichigo-
Ichigo: oh hi orihime
Isshin: hey i wondered something...where is kon
Ichigo: you dont want to know
Isshin: yes i do son
Ichigo holds newspaper that states he has slept with 800 women in the course of a week....not stopping at all-
Isshin: damn son im proud
Ichigo: it is kon doing all this.......im gonna go to bed now
Orihime: can i come too
Ichigo: you know i dont really care do what you want
-Ichigo goes to bed with Orihime spooning him-
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((...what's spooning? 0_0? she trying to eat him? XD LOL KON! ))
Rukia: ..Kon is laying with more women the the richest people in Soul Society *impressed*
Isshin: *so god damn proud*
Ichigo: GOD DAMN IT ORIHIME WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! IT'S FREAKIN 4AM AND I'M IN MY SOUL BODY!!
Orihime:...sorry...
Ichigo:now be useful and make meh a sammich
Orihime: IT"S LIKE WE'RE MARRIED ALREADY!!! *excitedly goes makes sammich*
-Kon comes back after ****ing every woman in Karakuru and the neighboring towns as well. 5 days after Ichigo left him-
Kon: *walks in*...i think I can't use it anymore....
Ichigo: OMFG NO YOU BETTER BE LYING!!
Kon:....*pulls out hentai and turns red*.. *puts it away and looks nervous*...it..didn't go up....
Ichigo: KOOOOON!! *ready to kill him*
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(spooning is holding someone while sleeping)
Kon: yeah ichigo im sorry about that...but it was AWESOME!!!
Ichigo: -Tackles and beats kon-
Kon: your only hurting yourself
Ichigo: -stops beating up kon and rips the head off his teddy bear body-
Kon: NOOOOOOO
Ichigo: haha damn right
Isshin: why do you have to be so mean ichigo he got you laid
Ichigo: because of him the next generation of japan will be related to me
Isshin: your the ghengis khan of japan
Ichigo: i hate you all....oh Orihime that sammich was yummy
Orihime: YOUR WELCOME HONEY!!! <3 -nuzzles ichigo-
Rukia and Karin: Dear lord
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((that sounds weird 0w0))
Rukia: hmm..the next generation of Japan is Ichigo's offspring..OH! ICHIGO ARE YOU GOING TO RULE THE PLACE!?
Karin: Hmm that would be fun..
Orihime: I WILLL FULLY SUPPORT YOU AND YOU CAN USE ME TO MAKE THE OTHER RULERS OF THE WORLD JEALOUS SINCE YOUR HOT AND HAVE ME AS YOUR WIFE!
Rukia:..are you being concieted and non-air headed for once?...
Orihime: BUBBLES!
Rukia:..hmm..nevermind/..
Ichigo: LIKE HELL! *get's back into his own body after forcing Kon back into the torn stuffed animal
Kon: I CAN'T FELL MEH LEGS!!!
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Ichigo -throws kon out the window where he is sucked into a steet cleaner-
Isshin: what the hell son
Ichigo:....id rather my body just lay there
Chad: -wakes up minutes before- thats not what you said last night...WOOO
Ichigo: chad...why do you have to be a dick
Chad: im just acting like what Uryuu eats
Uryu: hey i take offence to that.....-shoots quincy arrow at chad as chad blocks it with his diablo arm-
Karin: stop fighting in our house i dont want to have to clean anything
Yuzu: i just vaccumes the floor
Isshin: go out back and play boys
Ichigo:....-closes eyes and looks up- (in his head) why is everybody i know a complete idiot
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Rukia: *socks ichigo in the head* I HEARD THAT, BAKA!
Ichigo: *passed out from punch* (lemmie rephrase that...why does everyone I know act so manly and happen to have the mind of an idiot...)
Rukia: *glaring*....manly..you say...
Orihime: DUn'T KILL HIM!! I NEED HIM FOR MAH BABIES!!!
Karin: OMFG STFU!
Chad: MANO IZQUIERDA DEL DIABLO! *punch*
Uyruu: *GERMAN THING!* *pulls out light saber*
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-Kon trapped in the street cleaner gets thrown out the back as he twitches being in almost a million pieces-
Kon: please help....it hurts...soo much
-Kon is ignored-
-Chad punches Uryuu's sword and the reishi disinegrates-
Uryuu: HOW THE HELL?
Chad: - in his head (i dont know)-.....DAMN RIGHT
Karin: -pulls out a baseball bat and wallops them both in the head and somehow tosses the unconscious bodies into the street-
Isshin: remind me to never get my daughter angry
Karin: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP I WANT TO SLEEP NOW...ITS 2 AM AND I HAVE TO GET UP FOR SCHOOL AT 6
Yuzu: and i have school too but i have to wake up at 4 to clean the house
Isshin: -in his head- (child labor is sweet)
-Meanwhile Rukia has finished beating ichigo within inches of his life she is stopped by Orihime who gets in the way and thusly gets hit-
Rukia: Orihime what the hell?!
Orihime: dont hurt my man...I LOVE HIM <3 <3
Rukia: he is lucky as hell that im friends with you
-Orihime picks up Ichigo and cuddles him then treats his wounds before she takes him to the hospital and waits there in the Emergency Room all night until the doctors said he was stable-
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((LOL OMFG CHAD!"damn straight!" LOLOLOL! CHILD LABOR! *dies*))
-next day, there is a knock at the door-
Karin: GET THE DAMN DOOR YUZU!
Yuzu: *thinking=bitch..* *smiling* kk sis! *opens the door*
Hot 17 year old girl: ..is Ichigo around?
Yuzu:...ur really pretty...-OH Ichigo is in the hospital!
H17YOG: WHAT?!
Karin: ...did he screw you too?
H17YOG: ..too?...OMFG HE DID IT WITH YOU GIRLS!??!
Karin: -facepalm- NO!
H17YOG:..oh...my bad ^^"...anyway..i dropped by to tell him that I will look forward to being his wife ^//^
Rukia; -walks in- WHAT?!
The girl: uhh...well i am with child and-
Rukia: NO! HE WILL MARRY ORIHIME BECAUSE I AM HER FRIEND AND SUPPORT HER!
Girl:..is she prego?
Rukia:..uh.....i think so...
Girl: *raises eyebrow*
Ichigo: I'm hom-...who the hell is she?
Orihime: *nervous*
Girl: ICHIGO! *glomps*
Ichigo: *turns red*
Kon: NUUUU! THAS NOT MEE!!
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Ichigo: KOOOOOON IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
-Ichigo rips out Kons soul candy and crushes it into a fine powder-
H17YOG: say what?....are we getting married or what
Ichigo: -under his breath- dear lord give me a distraction
Orihime: Well ichigo are you going to marry her...or me
Ichigo: well you see my body wasnt under my control and well..
H17YOG: you were my first time and you had so much stamina and it was wonderful....you said you would marry me if i was with child and here i am
Ichigo: wait how long ago was this that i told you that
H17YOG: 2 weeks ago
Ichigo: then how do you know if your pregnant
H17YOG:....i didnt get my period
-Ichigo and everyone else in the room goes EWWWWW!!!....except for shuusei who is suprisingly turned on-
Ichigo: um well them yeah im gonna be that -slams door closed-
Ichigo: HIDE ME!!!
Karin: NO....its your problem Aniki
Yuzu: i aint taking care of no babies
Isshin: IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON <3 <3 -hugs ichigo until he cant breath-
Ichigo: THATS IT!!! -takes rukia's spirit glove and face palms himself and as a shinigami he runs away
Rukia: damn it Ichigo......-damn he is resourceful-
-Chad and Uryuu see ichigo run away-
Chad: yo ichigo
Ichigo: gotta run no time to talk...see you guys in a year
Uryuu: A YEAR?!...WHY
Ichigo: Kon impregnated Japan from my body
Chad and Uryuu: OH SHIT!!
Chad:....you can stay with my tio in mexico Ichigo until it all clears up....just learn to love tacos....its what he loves to make most
Ichigo: thanks a million chad....any ideas Uryuu
Uryuu: you could stay with my dad but he would probably kill you so i agree with chad
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-6 months later in mexico-
Chad's tio: YA ETSAN LOS TACOS!
Ichigo: *jap accent* ya voy!
Chad's tio: ..brat..
Ichigo: YOU KNOW JAP!?!?
Chad's tio: dur dur~
Ichigo: I LEARNED SPANISH FOR NOTHING!!?!?!
Chad's tio; ou should have asked >3<"
Ichigo:....*pissed* =_=#
CT: so you want a taco or not?=_=#
Ichigo:..porfavor..
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Ichigo: Gracias para el taco
Ct: your welcome
Ichigo: do you mind if i speak japanese
Ct: no its fine just as long as when you say things from spanish culture in a spanish accent its ok
Ichigo: huh what do you mean
Ct: dont say tort-illa...say torteya
Ichigo: i get it...will do
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-2 months later-
Ichigo working the land.
CT: SAY IT!
Ichigo: TORT ILLA!!!
CT: WRONG! -whips-
Ichigo's mexican fans watch-
Ichigo: *Moans from pain*
Girls: -nosebleed-
CT: ONE MORE TIME!
Ichigo: TORTEYA!!!
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Ct: Me nino...tu eres un hombre
Ichigo: Si?
Ct: Si!
Ichigo: MUY BUENO!!!
Ct: tu nessecita un chica ahora
Ichigo: que?
Ct: Esperanza, Adriana, y Carmelita.....Aqui
-girls come rushing because they think ichigo is cute-
Ct: which of these girls do you like
Ichigo: oh boy
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Esperanza=cute
Adriana=hot
Carmelita=OMFG WTF IS THAT THING!?!??!
Ichigo:...*barfs after seeing Carmelita*
CT: FRUTA! ESTAS BIEN!!?!?
Ichigo: YO NO SOY FRUTA SOY ICHIGO!!!
CT: Bueno, cual quieres?
Ichigo:....pues Esperanza... *mumbles*
CT: okay, i'll prepare the bed and you make me proud.*leaves*
Ichigo: WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE AND HAVING KIDS??!?!?
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Chad's words echo..there is a time and place for everything
Ichigo:..who the hell said that?
Ct: the narrorator
Ichigo: who?
Ct: well yeah
Ichigo:.....-damn it chad you never told me your uncle was a sex hound too-
-Back in Karakura-
Chad: i hope Ichigo can stand my sex hound of an uncle
Uryuu: yeah me too....is that why you left...because of your uncle
Chad: yes he definatly was
-Orihime runs into them frantic-
Orihime: HAVE YOU SEEN ICHIGO?
Chad and Uryuu: nope
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Orihime: ..you sure?
Chad nods
Uryuu turned on
Orihim blinks
uryuu: -now that kurosaki is gone I can finally have Inoue...
Orihime: -i wonder what chad is thinking...-
Chad: -.....echo......-
-one day later in mexico-
CT: WELCOME TO THE FAMIL ESPERANZA!
Esperanza: *nods*
Ichigo: how old is she anyway?
CT: 13, why?
Ichigo: -wtf!??!- HOW IS SHE GETTING MARRIED TO A 16 YEAR OLD WHEN SHE'S 13!??!?!
CT: She has just become a lady! SHE IS WORTHY!! NOW GO FUCKIN SLEEP WITH HER AND LET ME FILM- I mean.... ah screw it yeah i said film..
ichigi: OMFG!
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Ichigo: damn this country and its 12 year old's being legal to marry law
CT: well get to it
Ichigo: im gonna go now...-runs as far away as he could from baja and jumps into the ocean and thusly swims all the way back to karakura-
Ct: damn that boy can swim
Esperanza: aye no tengo un hombre ):
CT: me hijo de me hermano?
Esperanza: es guapo?
CT: muy guapo
Esperanza: MUY BEIN!!!!
-meanwhile back in karakura-
Ichigo: hey guys im back
Chad: how was my uncle
Ichigo: an asshole
Chad: sorry i should have mentioned that
Ichigo: well at least orihime will leave me alone -orihime has been behind him for 5 minutes-
Orihime: im not bothering my lover <3
Ichigo:...oh yeah now i know why i left.......YAMAMOTO IF YOU CAN HEAR ME TAKE ME INTO THE SOUL SOCIETY RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Yamato: UNGREATFUL YOUTH! YOU MUST GO THROUGH THE ACADEMY FI-..is my tea ready?
Hot assistant: yes sir
Yamato: excuse me.... *perv old man leaves*
Ichigo: WTF!! I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONLY SANE PERSON THERE!!!
Uryuu:.....wow...
Chad:....blank...
Orihime: I remember when I used to have that job ^^
All 3 of the guys. "WTF!!??!
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Ichigo: anywhere i can go without a perv
Everyone:....NO
Ichigo: noooooo -gets on knees an crys-
Orihime: i remember it was yesterday when i worked for yamamoto as his secretary...i didnt know what to do but he told me to drop things alot and pick them up while wearing this -french maid uniform with a thong-
Uyruu and Chad: WHAT!!!
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Orihime nodded: Also he made me drink some funny tasting tea. *smiles happily* I slept really well and woke up in a comfy bed with new cloths!
Everyone is pissed/turned on: YAMATO!!!!!
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Orihime: and i woke walk into Yamamoto's room to see him in bed out of breath huffing and puffing with no shirt on in a deep sweat
Ichigo:....damn him
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Orihime blinks. Uryuu and Chad raise an eyebrow: It can;t be, you actually care for Orihime that way!?!?
Ichigo: WHA?!
Orihime: DARLING!! *glomps*
Ichjigo: N-NO IT'S JUST SHE'S MY FRIEND SO OF COURSE I CARE IF SHE GET'S RAPED!!
Orihime blinks: when did that hapepen!?
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Yamamoto appears out of nowhere and kidnaps ichigo so fast no one can see it happen
Yamamoto: now ichigo shut the hell up
Ichigo: but you raped Orihime
Yamamoto: this old man needs love too...im sorry i fucked your gf
Ichigo: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Yamamoto: then there should be no problem....i never penetrated if that what your concerned about
Ichigo: um first of all she is still my first and second of all ewww...but third of all what did you do
Yamamoto: why do you think i make Yoroichi Shihouin the head of the assasination squad and why did i make Rangiki Matsumoto the vice captain of sqaud 11....i have an obsession with big tits
Ichigo: so you felt up orihime?
Yamamoto: no i just got a titty fuck
Ichigo:....-shocked- YOU SON OF A BITCH -Attempts to punch him but ends up back where he was and accidently hits chad-
Chad- what happened?
Ichigo: il tell you later
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Uryuu: wtf ichigo?
Ichigo: uhhh...*looks at Orihime* leave, we need man time
Orihime: wah?
Ichigo: :EAVE WHILE WE DO GUY STUUF-...LIKE MASTURBATE!
Orihime:...can I watch?
Ichigo: FUCK NO NOW LEAVE WOMAN!!
Orihime:......
Ichigo: *points dramatically*
Orihime:...*slowly leaves*
Chad & Uryuu nervous:...we're not gay....
Ichigo: I FUCKIN KNOW THAT RETARD!!
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Ichigo:....damn him he titty fucked orihime
Chad and Uryu: -shocked eyes then they high five-
Ichigo: -shocked- YOU ASSHOLES
Chad: the mans got balls to do that
Uryuu: if i could titty fuck orihime i would be sooo happy
Ichigo:...dear lord is there anyone out there who isnt a perv
-disembodied voice screams no-
Ichigo: DAMN IT
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((LOLOLOL! NO COMMENT ON THAT! XD omfg))
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and now apparently the saga ends.....as ichigo walks into the sunset for the last time and gets smacked in the head by a plastic baseball bat swung by Yamamoto who is hanging out of a black van that has the first gotei logo on it
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