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COOOOOKIES!!!Related content
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Cookie Monster for president! More cookies in every household! 
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Haha! Indeed
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NOM NOM NOM!
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Ha, ha! Good ol' Cookie. I actually drew this when I found out that they changed him so he doesn't eat cookies anymore, to promote more "healthy eating" for kids. What kind of crap is that? He's the goddamn COOKIE MONSTER!!!
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"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
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Why thank you! I like your gallery--very interesting!
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wow if i have permission i would like to put this on a t-shirt. not like sell it or anything but a t-shirt just for me. and props to you on the bottom right corner of the picture. pls ^^ waiting for ur reply...
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Certainly! I'd be honored! 
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yay that makes me uber excited [link] when i get it done ill take a pic and post it ^.^ do you have a signature name in mind or is *MurderousAutomaton ok.
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Sweet! Oh, you really don't need to put my name on there if you don't want to. It's not my original character anyway, so I'm not even sure if you should!
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a lighting bolt logo ^.^ i like that idea. ill check it out. thanks for the encouragement. i really like to look at others ppls work it gives me inspiration to draw more. i really love you're work, the style is just unique and awesome. ur tmnt characters are wicked looking. badass lol ^.^ oh i wanted to ask if i wnated to use any other drawings of urs for the same perpes, would that be okay? and i would allways have a props to you and ill post a picture of my self wearing the t. ^.^ only if you dont mind. take care and look forward to you're reply
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Yeah, totally! Use anything you like. I've actually got some T-shirts on sale through Cafe Press already, if you'd like to take a look. Go to my website ([link] ) and in the Artwork section, to the far right is a radioactive logo, and that link takes you there. But feel free to make any shirts you'd like! If you need full-res versions of the files, let me know and I can send them to you.
Yeah, if you want to, post the pics! I'd love to see how the shirts turn out!
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Me, too! I've sent many a cookie to its premature grave...
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lol its bin ages since i saw that dude the last time thx man
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Glad you like him! I've been meaning to draw Oscar, too...
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You are demented. You managed to take my favorite Sesame Street character and make him... Way more like he should have been. XD
Like on Family Guy, cooking it in a spoon in the men's room.
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Ha, ha! Indeed! 
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Oh my god, they really did that? WHAT THE FUCK?! Cookie monster is crazy about cookies... That was the entire point of his segments! He even has a song! What is wrong with these people?
Cookies are a staple in life. Yeah, eating 7 of them at one time is unhealthy, but ONE keeps your soul happy, dammit.
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I know--it's a travesty! At least they didn't re-name him the "Healthy Snack Monster". Lame. I heard they even made Bert move out from Ernie's place, since they seemed gay. Hard to believe they thought Sesame Street wans't politically correct enough! It's frickin' SESAME STREET!!! It's not the same world as when we were kids... sigh.
This rant was brought to you by the letters "F" and "THAT".
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I know! Oh god it makes me sick. Did you see what they did to Ren and Stimpy?! They made them a gay couple who live in a SPITOON and are trying to get Stimpy the MALE cat PREGNANT.
THEY MADE MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN MPREG ANTRHRO-FEST.
I don't care if they're "gay" but... It's not the same show anymore. And they've done that all over. I want to have my future kids watch the shows I did, to save them from Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer and the like... They'll all grow up into mindless zombies otherwise.
Sorry, again, ranting... 'Tis an issue I'm kinda passionate about.
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I can see that! 
I know what you mean--most cartoons today are pretty mindless. As long as they have bright colors and stupid catch phrases and vaguely resemble anime, they don't need a plot. Sigh. Factor in that mainstream society is trying to phase out trick-or-treating, and kids have it pretty sucky nowadays. Seems like kids aren't allowed to have fun anymore, because all the adults are trying to hog it!
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Duuuude I never met anyone who loved Ren and Stimpy as much as me! Save for my parents... But they're odd hehe.
I know... At least in Nick, the man had limits. But when Spike gave him no-holds-barred, he went WAY weird with it. I still watch the old stuff like a religion though.
I may end up sending you a Log for your birthday. Be warned. XD
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A Log?! All kids love Log!!! [cue song...]
Oh, yes! I LOVE Ren and Stimpy! They were a huge influence on me as a kid--in fact, I'm eating a Chalky Cheese Fist right now!
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Oh me too! But I think my fave episodes are the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, the one that featured that nature show Stimpy had with the Peruvian Tree-Geezer and EGGYOLKIO! My all-time fave.
The Weiner Barons was awesome though. So delightfully sick.
"Oh Eggyolkio, can you say 'Daddy'?"
"(Gurgle) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG."
*Laughing my ass off*
And don't forget Billy the Beeftallow Boy. Nothing like a deep-fried CAR.
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Oh, yes, how could I forget the Kilted Yaksman? Probably the last Spumco-produced episode, before they switched to Games Animation. Yeah! The nature ones were great--I loved the "Lair of the Lummox"--classic! And Travelogue, The House of Next Tuesday, Terminal Stimpy--they were all great! Eggyolkio, of course! Maybe a bit more of an aquired taste--that one always grossed me out!
"Hey, hey, Billy, can you deep-fry the Buick?"
"Well, okay, but he'll probably pew-ik!"
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lol! Aww but the fact that all he can say is 'WAAAAAAAAHG' always made me explode in laughter. Even if raw egg yolks is nasty...
I totally agree. *Sigh* I miss REAL television. All I ever watch now is The Food Network, Sci-Fi, and the Travel Chanel. It's scary.
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That is true! I also liked the "Pinnochio" slant, right down to the opening screen, like an old Disney title!
Yeah, they don't make them like Ren and Stimpy anymore. I went on to watch Rocko's Modern Life, though--I loved that show, too! And Tiny Toons, and Freakazoid, and Animaniacs--all the classic kid toons! Now I just watch Adult Swim (like a slave), the History Channel, Food Network (right on!) and South Park.
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@.@ Holy crap, me too! (History Channel pulls me in with all those apocalypse and Nostradamus shows. Xp )
EEEE! Those are all my favorite shows! Lol you're 8 years older than me, I'm amazed we like the same cartoons.
What was your favorite Rocko show? I cannot get enough of the one where they go fishing. The damn worm on the line is HISTERICAL. And the squid! "Can I have summore CHEESE?"
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Sweet! I've really gotten into that "Clash of the Gods" show on the History Channel--they cover different mythological stories from various cultures (but mostly Greek). That and Modern Marvels, because I'm a geek.
RAD!!! Ha, ha, yeah, I never stopped watching cartoons, so I transcend all age demographics! Hell, I even watch SpongeBob here and there nowadays! Cartoons are pretty much all I watch, really. But yeah, Rocko was a great show! Filbert is easily my favorite--I love the fortune cookie episode, the High Five of Death, Yarnbenders, Hut Sut Raw (they go camping), Pranksters, Closet Clown (Mr. Bighead rules!), I love the fishing one, the doorbell ditch one--I pretty much love all of them! They need to put that shit on DVD, post-haste!
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XD I totally agree! Filbert was my favorite too! Oh man, the one where he hits puberty is histerical.
Man... I was just watching Spongebob this morning. O.o How odd.
Hey hey now, that makes us both geeks. Lol. I actually took a mythology class in the 7th grade.
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Yeah! Where Filb goes to Ker-plop-agos Island? I forgot about that one! Classic. I missed the Halloween episode, though, and haven't been able to see it since, where Filbert goes nuts and wreaks trick-or-treating havoc. Guess I could YouTube it...
Yeah, SpongeBob's different, but some of the episodes have some genuinely funny writing. It's best in small doses.
Geek pride! WOOO! Greek myth is totally crazy, but I love it!
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Oh I never saw that one, either! MAN! Halloween is my favorite holiday.
I agree. The older episodes when it just started were better. The new ones are... Kinda dumb.
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Yeah, I love Halloween! It was definitely better as a kid, though--I just miss trick-or-treating too much. Guess I'll have to have kids so I can do it again! Except they're trying to make Halloween totally lame now for kids today--pre-determined trick-or-treating times from 3-5 in the AFTERNOON? Whatever. You're done trick-or-treating when your feet are bleeding or people stop answering their doors because they're alseep!
I sound like a grumpy old man now--everything was better in the old days! Halloween, Spongebob... if that Nerf ball lands on my lawn one more time I'm cutting it up! XO
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EXACTLY! And what the hell is the point if afternoon? It's freaking Halloween, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT AT NIGHT! I never got raped/kidnaped/molested/razorblade in my candy. Never. And I lived in Tucson, Arizona. Ugh. Goes back to the cartoon thing. Just paranoid people taking all the fun out of things for a 1-5% risk.
Yeah same here. I'm a lil old for trick-or-treating at this point. Though the thought of taking my future kids out all dressed up sounds really fun lol.
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I know. The generation having kids nowadays is so paranoid and uptight about everything--they're afraid to let their kids have fun! They think they have to be protected from everything, so in the process they take away their kids' ability to adapt and solve problems. Lame. But what do you expect from a generation that takes a million different pills for every little problem they have? I prescribe a healthy dose of "Fucking deal with it"!
And not to sound like a Hallmark card, but yes, Halloween might be different for us now, but at least we have the memories!
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Yes! Oh man! I don't put any pills in me except birth control and ibuprofen. I'm sorry, but crap like "social anxiety disorder" (what is that? Acute shyness???) and "Restless Leg Syndrome" (Fucking take a walk, retard.) are sooo bogus. And it's because the western lifestyle is so high-stress. We have to beg to take vacations!
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Ha, ha! Totally! If Americans didn't have it so good, we wouldn't have to make up diseases to worry about! Think they have Restless Leg Syndrome in Africa? No, they're too busy trying not to starve to death. Americans have too much money and energy that we waste on crap that doens't mean a damn thing! And we wonder why we're not happy...
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EXACTLY! In Africa they have STARVATION, CHILD WARRIORS, and AIDS to worry about. Not freaking new excuses for more expensive drugs. It's retarded.
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I know, it's sad. Everybody gets tied up in all the details and mundane, pointless aspects of life that they miss the big picture. It's much better to face a problem than to hide it with pills...
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Exactly... Or alcohol, or any other narcotic. Too many people mask their issues with a substance. (my parents are alcies, I'm rather against it.)
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Totally--any kind of opiate humans can get their hands on. I never saw the value or appeal of drugs or alcohol. I'd rather just be myself! I guess people use any kind of psychological crutch, really--overeating, excessive sex, OCD--they're all ways people deal with the stress of being unhappy.
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